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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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I Wouldn't Worry Your Pretty Little Head About It... in Hello
If films like Battleship and Need For Speed can get made, then I demand a live action version of the 80’s classic Joust! Get Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis on an ostrich, give them a mini joust...
U Shore Gots A Purdee Mouth in Hello
Freaks And Geeks is on in the background. I didn’t want to get sucked into this show but well, when I was sick a few weeks ago I watched a few episodes. Hooked. I start a temp job Monday with a...
Dear Netflix in Hello
Please bring this back. That is all, thank you.
Human, The Other White Meat in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Currently watching Hannibal Lecter break out of his makeshift prison cell in Silence of the Lambs. Still currently unemployed but I’ve been looking. Starting to get to me, I’ve grown bored with ...
Add Insult To Injury in Hello
So, while jobless I’ve been babysitting mom the last few days because she was sick. Annnd now I’ve got the flu,. as well. Fuck. I’ve spent the last two days laying around and consuming a lot of h...
He Awoke Because Of The Heat... in Dreams And Nightmares
Beads of sweat were already tickling down his forehead when he shot straight up out of a deep slumber. His head ached and there was a dryness of the mouth that could only mean one thing, he over...
Unemployed in Hello
I was let go today. Should have seen the writing on the wall… I was still a co op, they put a freeze on hiring (meaning I couldn’t get a full time position now if they wanted me to have one) and ...
Papers Say History Of Self Destructive Behavior in Hello
I’ve been eating pain killers like they were Pez today. Now I could kill a man for a few bumps of some blow. That is all, move along.
It’s 3:24 PM. I finally dragged myself out of bed a little under an hour ago. I really didn’t mean to sleep this late. It felt so real I was almost convinced I did it. Had another relapse dream....
Oh What A Day, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!! in Hello
Memorial Day Weekend I: Friday worked eight hours instead of ten and got off at 11:30 PM. Came home, smoked weed and played video games til I passed out. Saturday I road tripped with Mike to Nas...
What's Your Lie? in Hello
I officially deleted P.O.F. Nothing hurts the ego more than sending out tons of messages and not getting ONE reply.
what about the leaves... in Hello
mama, she always said “be wary of the scary” all these faces out in the crowd pleasant or something lurking i cannot tell
Sobbing, Mathematically in Hello
No one wanted to go to the park today so, as usual, I went by myself. However instead of bringing my guitar this time I actually brought my math review for the final Wednesday and sat by the pond...
High-yu-Muckamuck in Hello
Not to go on all Fours; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to eat Flesh or Fish; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to claw Bark of Tre...
Roughly about two months ago I ran into a girl I had a big crush on from high school. We got together eleven years ago and fooled around some and left it at that. It was at the mall and she was...
What I Did Friday Night... in Hello
Chris Titus, me, and his opening act Rachel Bradley.
Spank It! Spank It Good! in Hello
I woke up from a dream a little while ago where I had a threesome with my old friends Nikki and Erin. Damn I need to get laid…
I'm In this Prison You Built For You... in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I came here to blah…but only blahed The above line was saved from the last time I attempted to come here and write something. It feels like things are building up on me again and I’m stressing o...
Off In The Dreamworld in Hello
I don’t know you but I love you, that’s certain. I had gone down the narrow streets, pass the wooded areas and into the middle of nowhere in my dream. We met briefly and exchanged numbers. Eith...
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Abortion Clinic... in Hello
The keyboard on the laptop has managed to die. So now I’m typing by USB keyboard and actually my words are coming out more accurately on the first try without having to backspace thousands of ti...
Pink Headband in Hello
Over winter break I had a lot of time to myself. Got a little…lonely…there for a while. I don’t know if I’m feeling stressed or bored or…what? Agitated some days…it’s a hard feeling to describ...
Been Waiting For This in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I dreamed that I relapsed. In the dream I was walking around downtown on a slow night, came across a bar that is now closed down but I used to frequent back in the day. I went in, sat at a tab...
Merry X-Mas! (Indigestion 5:43 AM) in Hello
I’m watching what is my…second…third?…hour of A Christmas Story on TV. Did my usual, “It’s a holiday, more drugs please,” routine. While the drugs have subsided this case of an upset stomach has ...
Fuck the medication. I just want my isolation chamber so I can lock the door on the outside world.
