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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Happy 40th Birthday To Me in Hello
Finally crashed around 8 PM. Slept like a log till about 6:40 AM. Now starts the birthday festivities! Blue Plate for breakfast, chocolate chip banana pancakes here I come! Antman and Wasp at no...
Breathing Through Clenched Teeth in Hello
My gout area keeps cramping up and it is excruciating. I can’t sleep, obviously, so I’ve got a Monk marathon on (even though I think I’ve seen every episode now.) I’ve done a bunch of word find...
Day 1 Again in Hello
Depression got the best of me and I drowned myself for a while. I’m watching History: Facts Vs Fiction. Prohibition lead to the invention of the cocktail. Moonshine and bathtub gin was so awful...
Swimming In Seafood in Hello
Yet another night of barely any sleep. There is a new Mexican restaurant called La Finka. Ironically they’re next to a Taco Bell. I’ve eaten at just about every Mexican joint in town and I hone...
Dr. Demento. in Hello
I FUCKING FOUND IT! He’s a comedy radio host based out of California. It’s how Weird Al got discovered. I had a beat up recorded tape of one of his shows. The last song, “Montezuma’s Revenge -...
Gut Feeling in Hello
I busted out scented candles and emergency candles. It’s been too warm here. I can now hear the thunder in the distance. My gut doesn’t tell me much but when shit goes south it reacts. Tor...
Oh Ya, It Is Valentine's Day in Hello
Enjoy!
Can I Be 20 Again? in Hello
Another pain entry. Well, not so much pain but stiffness. Left knee is bothering me again. Doesn’t necessarily hurt but I can feel pressure from swelling, yet again. I’d like to be me awkward ...
Boxers And A Fan in Hello
It’s friggin’ February and mid-sixties out. I’m laying on the couch in my boxers with the fan on. Been awake since 3 something AM and I’m really tired. Got my taxes done earlier, will be getti...
Buttah Yo Bread in Hello
A coworker once told me that if it sounds like you were high when you made it, I don’t want to eat it. Ironically he said that as we stood in line at Taco Bell on our lunch break. With all tha...
It's 4:52 AM in Hello
And I want a half a slab of ribs, extra sauce. Been awake for about an hour. My sleep schedule is screwed.
Crap Sleep in Dreams And Nightmares
Been waking up on and off all night/day. At one point I had this crazy dream that I woke up in the backseat of a car. No clue where I was at so I started to drive around only to realize I was ...
I Miss Weed in Hello
Don’t get me wrong, the Delta 8 vapes are decent, but I want to actually smoke a bowl and get stoned off my ass. I’ll watch cats on YouTube and crack up laughing while drinking grape juice cause...
Warm Crotch in Hello
After some Tylenol and a good deep sleep I feel tons better. My lap is toasty ‘cause Smokey is curled up sleeping. It’s like petting velvet with him, so soft!
Hot Hot Heat in Hello
My body is ablaze with a fever. I’ve been drinking ice water like it’s going out of style. Mom is sick too. Fuck this shit!
I'd Hang Out With Him in Hello
Ginger Billy
Good Smells in Hello
There are beef chunks in the crock pot. The house smells delicious. Still need to add the potatoes in a few then I can eat after they are cooked. Wish I had a crusty, buttered dinner roll to dip ...
Sessy Gurl in Dreams And Nightmares
Dreamed I was hanging out with a female (who looked like but not quite exact as Peacock.) We were with friends but the flirting was strong. As soon as we were alone I stripped her pants to her ...
Vampire agrees to spar with a boxer. Gets fang knocked out. Now has half powers.
Seven Days! in Hello
Made it one week. Started Assassin’s Creed: Origins earlier. Takes place in ancient Egypt. My inner 10 year old is stoked. I had a thing for Egypt then. We got a new neighbor and they have a...
Sober. Doesn’t sound like much but it means the world to me. Especially seeing how it’s a Friday night and I have no plans of poisoning myself.
The meds are reducing the swelling and took some of the pain away. I had a crappy sleep all night till somewhere around 7 or 8 this morning I crashed hard. Solid, uninterrupted sleep till 2 PM. ...
9 AM Yesterday in Hello
Till 9:14 PM now, I’ve been awake. The gout medicine is working(ish). Still hurts but more manageable. I don’t know how I’ve not passed out yet. Yeah, I’m tired but joints in my big toe feel...
I want to scream into a pillow. Part of my right foot is swollen from a really bad gout flare up. This is yet another reason I shouldn’t drink. Seriously, the whole joint around my big toe is ...
Yet Another Update in Hello
Take out for lunch. Order of wings and shrimp with lobster sauce. Because I’ve only eaten like one meal in three days it filled me for hours and more of my ickiness went away. Hands are still ...
