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Forget me trying to apologize for not writing words here for the past almost-four-months, there’s no excusing that kind of absence. I have been doing very well, and I guess I haven’t needed to ve...


It feels like for-freakin-ever since I’ve sat down with the mental clarity and a body peacefully-enough-at-ease to just let some words out through these fingers that love to type. Life has been a...


– YOU – Nervous Habits? I bite my nails sometimes, or jig my leg sometimes Are you double jointed? not really, I used to be able to bend my arms almost completely behind my back, but after having...


May 19, 2015

seriously now

Four days shy of two months since my last entry is just slack. I apologize. My brother and his wife had their first baby on April 23rd. They made a beautiful baby boy named Peyton. I watched N...


Wow. I haven’t written an entry since December 16th! That’s just ridiculous. We were down in Oz the last time I wrote. We had an amazingly awesome and relaxing time with Sezzie’s family, and As...


We’ve been down here at the home that Sezzie grew up in since Thursday, December 5th. My brain was pretty scrambled by the travel, but I’m feeling mostly settled in for the holidays. I’ve been h...


Well hello there, my friends, how are we all doing? FIrst off, I want to wish my younger brother, Nick, a very happy 29th birthday. He’s grown into quite an awesome man, and I’m beyond excited a...


Hi friends! Life has been going along beautifully for this dude, I must say. I have been the most reliable employee at the restaurant, and the sad-stoner-really-bad-cook is finally gone! You see...


Howdy y’all! I apologize for not writing in almost a month. Life has been pretty beautiful, really. I keep kicking ass at my job by coming in every day (I worked today and I’m working tomorrow t...


What is your favorite word? kumquat, because it’s fun to say and it sounds dirty but it isn’t What is your least favorite word? the ‘n-word,’ I can’t even type it out it bugs me so much What turn...


September 13, 2014

I'm glad it's Friday!

The past two days have been pretty interesting, work-wise, I mean. Meredith did not show up yesterday with Laurie at the helm, I don’t even know if she bothered to call in. So Laurie had to call...


September 11, 2014

over a month?! jeez!

Holy buckets, I haven’t written in over a month! I apologize profusely for my lack of keeping up with putting words into this thing. I am grateful that life has continued to be full of awesomene...


August 01, 2014

*types title here...*

Things have been chuggin' along pretty awesomely for this husband/father/zipperhead/dishwasher. I have continued to be ridiculously good at my job. Russ bought a couple of these microfiber sp...


July 13, 2014

mmm...bran

Sezzie has suggested that I write an entry, and I think that's a mighty fine idea, so here we go! We're well into another new month, and the summer seems to have peaked and now it feels like it'...


June 21, 2014

I'm a hard-workin' dude

Happy Friday! I apologize for the long time since my last entry, but life's busy. I have been kickin' the dish-hiney like whoa all month long, and just trying to be the best Jake that I can be....


So my mind has been abuzz with various things since last week. Mostly the same ol' Jake-is-happy-all-of-the-time stuff, but with an event that had an unexpected impact upon my emotions. You see...


I thought I wrote this entry last night, but I apparently didn't click or scroll the correct thing and nothing saved, but we'll have another go and see what kind of jelly happens. It was my birt...


I'm pretty sure this is the first survey I'll have done over here on Prosebox. I got it from my good buddy, convoyeur. A. What are your favorite smells? I love the smell of Sezzie's head/hair, ...


April 30, 2014

another tasty Tuesday

Well, hello there. Things have been pretty lovely in the land of Jake. I have been crazy good at working in the restaurant. I feel like I've been breezing through the dish-ass-kickery with a b...


I have been astonished all day that it is already Thursday. I can remember many rambling entries back in my Open Diary about how I wish I could speed up time and all of that impatient business, ...


February 28, 2014

tonight it's bottoms up :|

Don't mind the title of this entry, it's just a line from the song I've had in my head all week thanks to the radio that plays right behind me while I kick the dish-ass at the restaurant that emp...


February 11, 2014

tasty, tasty MRI results

I had an appointment with Dr. Veronica Chiang this morning to go over the results of the MRI I napped through last Monday. She came into the exam room pretty much saying the words, "I've got gre...


February 06, 2014

being human is funny sometimes

It's Hump-Day night, and I'm still relaxed and giddy. The title of this entry came to me because my teeth feel like they need brushing and my fingernails feel like they need a good trimming and ...


Hello again. This week has started off rather awesomely. Yesterday morning I had an MRI to get nifty pictures taken of my brain for the appointment that I have with Dr. Veronica Chiang next Mon...


Hello again. I'm still adjusting to having this space to let the words that bounce around in my head out for a little play-time. I feel like it will take some time to let my "fingers-do-the-tal...


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Hi. I’m Jake.