An alphabet soup of a survey in Not-So-Hum-Dingers

I'm pretty sure this is the first survey I'll have done over here on Prosebox. I got it from my good buddy, convoyeur.

A. What are your favorite smells? I love the smell of Sezzie's head/hair, Ashley's head/hair, the food cooking downstairs, fresh laundry, I dig me some smells

B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine? I could, but I can't guarantee that anybody will like me after that 24 hours

C. Who knows more about you than anyone else? Sezzie

D. What song did you last listen to? the theme song from the show Psych

E. Do you have a crush on anybody? my wife and daughter

F. Do you like The Beatles? they're not awful, but I don't go out of my way to listen to them

G. If you could choose one color to wear for a whole year, what color would you choose? black, because it fits with the "dress code" at work, and I look good in it

H. Do you cook often? not as often as I used to, Sezzie's taken over most of the cooking so she can have non-baby time

I. You can have 5 million dollars. The only catch is that you must do 5 year's jail time before you can have it. Is it worth it? I don't think I could do it now that I have a young child, but if I could still interact with Sezzie and Ashley at least a little bit I would do it

J. Can you sew? I can thread a needle and poke that needle through some clothes, I know how to sew buttons onto things, but I don't know how to make something from scratch

K. What is your favorite fruit? I love me some bananas

L. Are you health conscious? I'd say that I'm a lot more health conscious now as a father/husband

M. Favorite state? plasma is pretty cool

N. Do you curse a lot? not really

O. When was the last time you had a pint of beer? I don't think I've ever had a proper pint of beer

P. Are you pro life or pro choice? I was raised with the notion that since I have no uterus and can never carry a child, I do not get an opinion on abortion, and I'm fine with that

Q. Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason? beef jerky?

R. What was the last book you purchased? I don't remember

S. Where was your last vacation? we went down to Australia for Christmas back in 2012, we're going down there again this year, I'm pretty sure we'll be alternating like that for the foreseeable future

T. Do you shave your pits? nah, that would be an exercise in futility, I think

U. Do you despise racists? I don't despise anybody, and I don't pay no mind to racists, they're pathetic enough without me despising them

V. If a judge wrongly sentenced the one closest to you for a crime they didn't commit, would you go after the judge or work to break that person out of jail? I would do everything I could (within the bounds of the law) to get them out of jail, but I wouldn't be silly enough to break them out of jail

W. Could you forgive those that have hurt you the worst in life? if letting go of whatever hurt I had counts as "forgiveness," then yeah, I guess I could

X. Have you ever broken a bone? no, thankfully knocks on wood

Y. How do you like your eggs? I'll eat eggs in any way that they're cooked for me, really

Z. What baffles you the most about human behavior? that's a pretty loaded question, uhhh...I honestly can't think of anything specific