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Places I have been.
I keep a giant USA map, and a giant World map, on my wall. I am sure there are those that are more traveled than I am. And those that have never left their home state or province. I will try t...
Rereading this entry I wrote, I’m tempted to troll and dare a girl to make herself an omelette using my personal style of recipe. Though, might technically be called scrambled eggs with stuff in...
I don't want to go.
97.1F. Over two weeks of whatever this bug is. Positive spirit has expired. Chronic depression taken over. Mental and physical abilities can not elaborate further. If this truly is the end: kno...
Two Banhammers on FB in 4 days.
I swear on my mother’s ashes that I wasn’t doing anything nefarious. AI simply has it out for me. I’m not angry. Annoyed at the most. What FB probably doesn’t realize is that these two strikes ...
On Onlyfans.
This is a tricky topic to cover, as I am Sex Worker Positive. I believe prostitutes deserve to be treated with respect. I only became aware of this site because of my activity on fetlife. From ...
95.8F
Still exhausted. Still trying whatever I can to get us through this. I… (Alice speaking) He is really physically exhausted. It takes a lot to coax him out of bed for basic bodily functions. H...
96.1F
Today’s theme song, as I battle whatever this is.
I hate english class.
I am reflecting on how I had difficulty responding to English and Reading classes when I was a kid. K-12, I HATED every single one of those classes. And I may have a partial explanation. Beyon...
97.2F
My Wife has caught covid. It is NOT like her at all to be bed-ridden. If I were in better health, I would run to her aid. Tea, soup, and another blanket. I checked my temperature while chatti...
Save Her.
Let’s go, community. All the s-word signs are there in a few words. Help her. https://www.prosebox.net/entry/1227142/d-20/
Yet Another Weird Dream.
So, I’m in my living room. I noticed a guy outside outfitted in modern U.S. military fatigue. Kind of crouched, skulking past my window. I’d say… between 43 and 57 years of age. Determined e...
How to get Pulled Over.
I have two anecdotes for you. It’s storytime. Picture it. Jersey. Approaching evening. An ‘88 Dodge Caravan. Black Cherry. She stops at a red light going downhill. She makes a sharp right...
Greg's Farm Fresh Vaginas™ To Go Organic. (Repost)
The following is a work of fiction I wrote many years ago. It contains many usages of the word “Vagina”. I am aware this might be shocking information, but almost half the population of humans ...
Sleep Tracking 3-6-21
Time in bed, sans urination station: 9:20 pm - 9:15 am. I recall being awake at 6am. It felt too early to get up. I simply clutched my Reddy Bear, and relaxed. Three blankets strewn across me...
Sleep Tracking 3-5-21
5:15 am - 8:15 am. Whoopsie. I recall unplugging the headphones and letting Tina’s speakers do the talking. Do love me some Pandora. I maintain that “How are you?” is an existential question. B...
Sleep Tracking 3-4-21 & Darmok
Time in bed: 5:25 am - 10:30 am. You can math it. Yeah, I had an odd night. Everything yesterday started nice. Even put on clothes before pajamas when I woke up. Motivate? I wanted to put t...
Yet Another Star Trek Primer.
Curious about my massive nerd-on for Star Trek, but don’t know where to start? Timmy is here to help! With ten series, thirteen movies, and two new series on the way, it can seem as overwhelmin...
Sleep Tracking 3-3-21, Duolingo, CAH, L4D, etc.
Time in bed: 11:25 pm to 8 am. Time asleep: ~ 7 hours. Had a mere .5 mg of melatonin. Nothing else. Seven hours is good. Just the normal rousing in the middle of the night. Just taking a li...
A Critical Analysis of Orange Babyhand's Gold Statue.
I’m trying my best to avoid discussing stale cheeto, in the hopes he will fade from the collective discussion. Alas. This is too hilarious to pass up. (In case this image doesn’t load in the f...
Sleep Tracking 3-2-21 & Culinary Pornography.
Time in bed: 10:20 pm to 7:20 am. Amount of sleep: ~ 8 hours. It’s about goddamned time. 1 mg melatonin and two benadryl. The 2mg gummies didn’t seem to be doing the trick, so I went with my...
Sleep Tracking 3-1-21 & Chekhov's Gun.
Time in bed: 12:10 am - 7:10 am. Time asleep, after 2 am. Amount of sleep: ~3 hours total. Took 2mg melatonin, 1 zzzquil, 1 benadryl, and 1 nyquil. And I STILL wasn’t drowsy at all. Maybe wh...
Sleep Tracking 2-28-21
Time in bed: 11:30 pm to 8:30 am. Time asleep: 3-4 hours. Last time I observed before my first unconsciousness was 3 am. Well, at least that is earlier. Laying in bed gets boring after enou...
Sleep Tracking 2-27-21
Was latently sobbing until around 5 pm yesterday. I think that was when it softly subsided. Barely ate. No appetite. I believe around 400 calories. Went to bed at 11:30 pm. Got up at 7:45 am...
Rejection.
This whole concept of cutting off contact with “toxic” people is a load of steaming cow dung. I’m tired of seeing these posts on facebook. Toxic is an overused word. In high school, I had a guy ...
How Do You Wipe?
Less an inquiry of specifics, more HOW IS IT POSSIBLE. Now, this may be shocking information. Girls poop. They defecate. They take massive shits. There are toots and pauses between each evacu...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
