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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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mar 19 in idea barrages
A compilation of the Toronto punk scene called “Oi Canada!”? A parody of Bittersweet Symphony about Transformers built around the phrase “I can change, I can change, I can change, I can chang...
the queen of retail hell in poetry
the woman cuts through all the veils between all of her worlds slides, sways between them between the expectations life has thrust upon her she shimmies and sh...
mar 18 in idea barrages
If you’re accused of being the Loch Ness monster, are you allegendary? If Robin Hood was the Prince of Thieves, was his dad the Burglarking? A hip-hop version of RENT called BOHEMIAN RAP CI...
mar 17 in idea barrages
Of course Hubbard’s western has characters named Mart Kincaid and Gar Malone in it. Those are exactly the names a disordered mind would think belongs in an oater. People seem to have forgotte...
mar 16 in idea barrages
Hopefully whenever we get to the point that McDonalds puts little dents in the Chicken McGriddles and call ‘em McChicken McWaffles, we’ll finally be rid of this stunt food fad for a while. A ...
mar 15 in idea barrages
UNPOPULAR EMOTIONAL REACTION: Often, the cringe of THE OFFICE was not cathartic insofar as similar feelings in life, rather doubled them down and made me feel worse. The god of wine and thund...
mar 14 in idea barrages
Trump is torn on whether to pardon Weinstein, of course. He’ll do nearly anything to protect a fellow wealthy sex-criminal but doesn’t want to accidentally alienate his core base of frothing an...
mar 13 in idea barrages
I’ve had too much privilege, too many advantages to have a right to be angry. I’ll leave being angry about the world to the people who have the right to be, I’m going to stick with alternating ...
mar 12 in idea barrages
UNPOPULAR OPINION: In most cases, gravy just covers over the core deliciousness of a food with greasy unctuousness. There are exceptions but most of the time, if something is well-prepared, gra...
prompt: cantankerous, title: after the gold rush in misc. flash fiction
The idea of taking on the rap personae of a grizzled gold prospector sounded ridiculous to me as well when my agent first pitched it, but as he was quick to remind, this business isn’t just about...
mar 11 in idea barrages
A thrash punk cover of Mad World could really punish. You know, of all the lines to identify with in RENT, the writer probably didn’t intend “I’m a New Yorker, fear’s my life” as one of those...
mar 10 in idea barrages
Knowing he would some day inherit the family’s shredded cheese fortune, he was a man of grate expectations. I wonder if one of those loan-bundling scam houses has ever tried to license the Da...
mar 9 in idea barrages
The Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall at Jonestown, moments after the act, horrified, realizes what he indirectly has wrought and simply gasps “Oh no…” Yes I was singing a version of Copa ...
mar 8 in idea barrages
Would be messiahs tend to just get good men killed and bad men into a killing mood. Who taught the Duke’s son to wear his snowsuit fitted in the lake effect fashion? I am so tired of having...
mar 7 in idea barrages
A great name for an elderly rapper would be Large Type. A program to encourage young people to go into the sciences so they can work in the growing legal marijuana industry called STEM & ...
mar 6 in idea barrages
I feel like there would be a pretty tight skeleton of a hip-pop or techno song built around chopping up and repeating the little “you lose” horn jingle from THE PRICE IS RIGHT. Getting sued b...
the middle path in poetry
revolution or Revelation they’ve trained you to love that apocalyptic taste sensation because your addiction to that elating conflating intoxication is paradoxically their best tool ...
mar 5 in idea barrages
Ollie calls the garbagemen “leftovers thieves”. This is the only one of his barks I’ve been able to translate but it is glaringly obvious. Let’s re-make the Stallone arm-wrestling film OVER T...
mar 4 in idea barrages
Your film about the rivalry between an established demon and a young gifted upstart demon will be called “Asmodeus”. You could do worse than a Queen parody about ridiculous conspiracy theorie...
exceptional isms in poetry
rise? Rome didn’t fall in a day either fall? it fell instead as road by road fell bridge by bridge and town by town some places didn’t know for generations that it ended that the store was n...
the continental divide in poetry
psychosis is outcome-based doesn’t care about process at best it just pretends to care about the hows no, psychosis only just wants to be heard loud everything is merely a to...
the slings and arrows of the outrageously fortunate in poetry
in an after-life I’d love to watch people try to explain away their rage, prejudice and pride by protesting “but Saint Pete, I was only being ironic!” I’d love to see the look on that face ...
mar 3 in idea barrages
“I love your decorated recycling bin!” “Thanks, yeah, it’s a nice conservation piece. “ I’m not good at tabletop roleplaying yet but I did put a bunch of angry bees to sleep with fog cloud so...
as you like it in poetry
nothing ruins happiness more than a preconceived notion of what you think your happiness is supposed to exactly be allow yourself surprises allow yourself to be surprised expectation ...
I will never know but still I walked in of course I did I know what was believed to be and I will never know but I can still imagine and I can understand either way
