mar 9 in idea barrages

The Kool-Aid Man bursts through the wall at Jonestown, moments after the act, horrified, realizes what he indirectly has wrought and simply gasps “Oh no…”

Yes I was singing a version of Copa Cabana about Tikka Masala.

With great penne comes great pastabilities.

“Your fake Australian accent is getting old, man.” “So you’re saying we’ve reached a stale, mate?”

The miracle of making someone puke or magically cleaning up someone’s puke is called vomiturgy.

A Howard the Duck decorative piece you can buy at Pottery Barn that says “Live. WAUGH! Love.”

A deeply failed attempt at a dance craze, the MASH Mash.

They were never the Berenstein Bears. They were Berenstain’s monster.