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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tell us about New York before Walt Disney took all the good peep shows made them shut their doors tell us about way back when we still protested wars tell us about Haight-A...
my best barrage ever in idea barrages
1.) If the Democratic Debates were Gilligan’s Island, O’Malley would just be called “And The Rest”. 2.) An app for lumberjacks looking for casual encounters with each other called Timbr. 3.) A pa...
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1.) I still don’t know how PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES exploded as a premise and not JANE AUSTEN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL WOMAN OF BORING. 2.) Nightmares last night involved being naked in p...
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1.) If you don’t believe that they dump all the crap movies in January, watch the trailers for “50 Shades of Black” and “The Boy”. 2.) We’re losing all these geniuses so fast, someone’s gonna hav...
116 in idea barrages
1.) We joked for decades “here’s proof that Western Civilization is done” & then the Trump candidacy came along & it wasn’t funny anymore. 2.) “Where’s Superman?” the Martian Manhunter as...
tune of danke schoen in song parodies
(for the anniversary of my favourite cafe…) Tramontane, darling, Tramontane thank you for bagels filled with grains music shows, seven feet from me where the drums kept beat vintage seat, brown...
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1.) If someone’s annoying you, just whip around and be all “WHAT’S YOUR BEEF, STEW?” 2.) When you start expanding your paid insult business, you’re gonna end up diss enfranchised. 3.) With the lo...
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1.) One myth about militia douches is they call themselves “minutemen” because of revolutionary history as opposed to their sexual dysfunction. 2.) Mainstream successful bands never really “break...
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1.) I wonder if Christopher Walken ever used the pick-up line “Let your fingers do the Walken.” 2.) The Oscar Wilde-themed stand-up comedy set was totally bombing, his forehead was covered in fop...
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1.) The horses don’t believe in me but they’ve always been naysayers. 2.) It is almost impossible to believe David Bowie’s dead. It has to be a hoax. I’ve seen that man fend off a hurricane. 3.) ...
not my finest barrage in idea barrages
1.) If I had a mortal enemy frozen in carbonite, I’d sure as hell draw on his face with markers and stuff. 2.) The best thing about being a tv/film burnout is not having to pretend to give a damn...
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1.) If Rey turns out to be Luke’s kid, does that mean when she was piloting the Falcon she was in Uncle Han’s Cabin? 2.) Yosemite Sam, at customs at the airport, saying “I do declare!” so many ti...
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1.) I’m sure there are Esperanto rappers somewhere but are there any GOOD ones? 2.) “Oh we had YA when I was a kid, back then we called it Comic Books” is the most Old Man thought I’ve ever had. ...
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1.) They’re rebooting “Moon Knight” AGAIN again? Marvel, baby, you gotta know when to let go. He ain’t happening. 2.) Hipsters only eat Normal Ranch Doritos from before it was Cool. 3.) If only L...
must be somebody's maybe in poetry
how many pop songs would have totally different meanings if you transposed “maybe” and “baby” in every single hit? the line between tame romance and disturbing ambiguity is actually that r...
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1.) 2000 Flushes needs to sell a slightly larger product, shaped like a rectangular monolith, named 2001 Flushes. 2.) Christopher Robin’s brief period as a beat poet is best known for his perform...
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1.) The trick is to wait until March or April to go to the gym twice then give up so no one treats you like a January-Only. 2.) It’s weird. It’s right there that it’s about a well-regulated milit...
with grace in poetry
Believe in anything you can’t prove too much and pretty soon you’re a hammer and everything that disagrees is a nail. Don’t believe too much. Sympathy is easy but it doesn’t last lon...
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1.) “Life Is A Highway” is a fun song but it’s probably hell to play it 230 gigs a year. 2.) Actually, Admiral Akbar was a lot like Luke, he himself rose from the station of simple oyster farmer....
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1.) Believe in anything you can’t prove too much and pretty soon, you’re a hammer & everything that disagrees is a nail. Don’t believe too much. 2.) Barney from the Flintstones’ reckless yout...
life between war-times in poetry
if you wait at the ever-ready for a crisis with every single breath I guess you’ll get one eventually you’ll also have ruined your life while you girded up against dea...
they salted the roads to hell and back yesterday to collect New Years holiday double-time pay if you roll a pretzel on the New York Thruway you could bring it up ful...
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1.) Online frustration leads to furrowed browsers. 2.) If only Roddy Piper was still alive, I could tell him to rap under the name “Ghostface Kilter”. It would’a been rad. 3.) Sometimes you gotta...
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1.) Happy New Year. This year I’mma try to stop holding myself back so much, let myself go for the good stuff instead of sitting around in doubt. That’s my resolution thing and I hope it works. I...
Most professional training begins with an entrance exam but for an OB-Gyn, it ends with one. Yet the path to being a toll booth operator begins with an exit interview. The E...
