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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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213 in idea barrages
1.) When you consider the lifespans of cats & mice Tom was probably battling generations of Jerries mistakenly thinking they were all one mouse. 2.) Open a BDSM pizzeria called “Toppings”. Wh...
212 in idea barrages
1.) Corner a generation with medical bills, student loans & subsistence jobs. Give us nothing to lose. See what happens. 2.) It shouldn’t matter but when I go to another state & see thei...
east herkimer haiku in poetry
darkest winter night drove past the cemetery asking for advice
when unleashed, brother I am wholly other when unleashed, sister I’m no common mister when unleashed, friend I no longer pretend unleashed, comrade I’m ba...
211 in idea barrages
1.) Good news: finally got a scrip for muscle relaxants for my terrible lower back. Bad news: I’m on a blood sugar medicine for the first time ever too. 2.) Sometimes you gotta be forgetful to ke...
mechanisms coping in poetry
Never do something five times when you could do it once when it’s piled up enough to be worth doing. Work for work’s sake proves nothing. All great ideas came from the...
the ghost shirt society in poetry
We need gods of instructive chaos. We need goddesses of didactic mischief. An army of Brother and Sister Coyotes to push back at all of these Lokii. Jests that teach...
210 in idea barrages
1.) Reminder: our nation is so hopped up on hillbilly heroin, there was a Super Bowl ad for a pill that lets you poop when constipated from opiods. 2.) It’s a shame Disney is so litigious because...
29 in idea barrages
1.) Did the trailer for “How To Be Single” just tell women to promise sex to their boyfriends in exchange for going to the film? 2.) On the walls of Roman temples from right before the fall, ther...
sugar sugar haiku in poetry
diabetic now gave me another label to hate myself for
school bus haiku in poetry
so much potential all of these bright little kids this town will ruin them
good enough in poetry
I want to have an adventure I am very very lucky really I have gotten to have a few adventures they all blew up in my face eventually still I’ve gotten to have adventures and a whole lot of...
the super bowl shuffle in poetry
The billionaires named their sports teams after the races and species they wiped out seemingly without a trace of irony. Lions and tigers and bears oh my God they’ll all be extinct soo...
28 in idea barrages
1.) Before inventing vaping, Dr. William Vape was the leading publisher of erotica on the theme of giving R2D2 a blow job. 2.) This relatively mild winter is playing havoc with the boardrooms of ...
like you're tearing your own face off in poetry
Commit to the bit. Live inside it. Hope it works. Getting booed outta town is a damn sight better than getting tepid applause. Do as much as you can without breaki...
27 in idea barrages
1.) Like the mighty yeti, there is just enough fleeting footage of me on youtube that you could make an argument that I exist. 2.) High-end knife terms that sound like personals ads shorthand: sw...
26 in idea barrages
1.) Truffle Ruffles are a great idea, linguistically, but probably terrible on a functional level. 2.) When fighting skeletons in a role-playing game, you gotta get lich or die tryin’. 3.) Yes, s...
25 in idea barrages
1.) Are you in a depressed community? Are you sublimating its vibe? You may have Regional Affective Disorder or R.A.D. 2.) In the rare case you know a hillbilly who fancies himself a spy. a good ...
the good stuff in poetry
Getting up and performing for a crowd of strangers is like sex. It’s gonna be fast and terrible the first few times you try it. Stick with it. Get to the good stuff. ...
The dark underbelly of positive thinking is its logical extension is that it blames victims. Can’t smile your way out of getting hit by a bus. Can’t compliment yourself until y...
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1.) We knew he’d eventually boast about killing the lieutenant, he was full of fraggadocia. 2.) I’ve never seen ARROW so I’m assuming the guy with the Magneto helmet is called “Captain Not-In-The...
the kaleozoic era in poetry
it was easy to tell which dinosaurs were herbivores they’d never shut up about it just never shut up “Brontosaurus Meat Is Murder” pinned to their jackets they’d show you ca...
we were all bitten by the life beast once we will be were-alive for a little while except for when we’re sleeping as that’s when we are what we used to be before the bastar...
the bathwater in poetry
on Catalina once did we a stately pleasure-dome decree or a modest hotel room anyway though the sills a stiff ocean breeze Julia Child in black-and-white on the teevee ...
my ship coming in and I passed each other in the night not unlike two big things passing on the right I guess still they tell me there’s so many ships in the sea or was that fish? was ...
