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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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e/the/real in poetry
ethereal or e the real it’s all how you slice it something you just feel as the one word four syllables as three words it’s only three however you slice it something trying t...
the rumpty dance in poetry
what do you call the thing that’s left when you’re beaten but you’re not dead? when the body’s gone but you’re still ahead? when you’ve fallen but you’re not broken? ...
225 in idea barrages
1.) When you empower ignorance & hate, it doesn’t matter if you’re as hateful as what you empower, what matters it what it does. A plurality of a plurality of a plurality supports a gross mon...
224 in idea barrages
1.) Meme people, we need scenes from Friends where everyone has Hillary Clinton’s head, like, STAT. 2.) If we could only invent a car that runs on urine, it would make the stickers on the cabs of...
all-seeing haiku in poetry
social media’s recursive panopticon: like comment subscribe
223 in idea barrages
1.) The constant hype of almost-change, it’s verge overkill. 2.) The internet is our recursive panopticon, we must now all be either pure scouts or naked and proud in our debauchery. I choose doo...
222 in idea barrages
1.) If you pirate a copy of Star Wars Episode One, that’s grand theft watto. 2.) It appears I was 356 pounds in late December and here in late February I am 330 pounds. Oh I have so far to go. 3....
harvest haiku in poetry
Neil Young never knelt and Neil Young never got old while we rushed for gold
east hollywood haiku in poetry
I saw Aimee Mann in the Cafe One-Oh-One some other lifetime
221 in idea barrages
1.) So VR is gonna be like 3-D, huh? Every few cycles, they’ll bilk early adopters and conspicuous consumers with it but ultimately disappoint. 2.) I hope that tonight my dreams don’t again invol...
Yo' Mothra in idea barrages
1.) Yo’ Mothra so fat, when Godzilla breathes his fire breath, she just pulls out a giant shishkabob to roast. 2.) Yo’ Mothra so fat, two Japanese women orbit around her. 3....
220 in idea barrages
1.) There aren’t a lot of “Yo’ Mothra” jokes. 2.) A musical about lawyers called Get Rich or Die Trialin’. 3.) I didn’t buy tacos on the way home, didn’t buy burgers on the way home, didn’t buy f...
tune of mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys in song parodies
cowboys aren’t quite sane and get crazier when they’re old spend all their money on MREs and buried gold Ron Paul belt buckles and giant tin hats facebook memes that bash the gay ...
219 in idea barrages
1.) Still surprised The Office never did a “Beets By Dwi” product tie-in. 2.) An “All My Exes Live In Texas” parody “When In Texas Find An Exit”? 3.) The power of Twitter is forced brevity but ho...
218 in idea barrages
1.) The good news is that the entire GOP field is a dream Roseanne is having after going crazy with grief. 2.) A FAT ALBERT reboot where Mushmouth is eloquent but just really really really likes ...
217 in idea barrages
1.) Another title I think I’m gonna self-apply in my pursuit of anti-filk enlightenment is to declare myself a “singer/songruiner”. 2.) If you run a company called “Bolt Bus” and you don’t make y...
molten glass we try so hard to be so cool so fast we become brittle can’t change quickly if at all inexorably shatter at someone else’s touch molten glass we’d be so very strong if ...
weather report in poetry
we weathered the wastelands weakened worried wary weary the weeks turned into years we didn’t give into hatreds but were worn down by fears we weathered the week...
grist haiku in poetry
life is your story and as an old friend told me: revise and revise
the edge of change in poetry
corner a generation with medical bills student loans and subsistence jobs give us nothing to lose see what happens they’re arresting us for our loans now, agai...
fraternity row in poetry
I’d get in conversations with the crows of Syracuse I’d caw at them in the trees at night they’d caw back down at me on the ground we had an understanding, the crows and I...
when you consider the lifespans of cats and mice Tom was probably battling generations of Jerries mistakenly thinking they were all one mouse this one bruised him with a meat ...
idiot nostalgia in poetry
always weird when someone with the same hair of the same height as an ex breezes through past you in line at a bar brushes on over-ways just for a ...
marks (where you were cut in) twain in poetry
they aren’t scars they were never scars they are survival marks they aren’t wounds from nightly bars or afternoons measured out in coffee-spoons ...
216 in idea barrages
1.) She wanted to be the world’s most successful tow truck driver but, y’know, be careful what you winch for. 2.) It is my most fervent hope that Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autobiography will be called...
