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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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like it doesn't matter in poetry
humility will keep you sane but it holds you back from taking action confidence is the opposite twin confidence can get things done but leaves your conscience broken in ...
in John Brown’s day before he moldered in his grave it was assumed he was insane for thinking slavery could end so I’m raising up a toast to madwomen and madmen ...
you are a mechanism of empathy you are a holy mineshaft of emotion but you need to be alive afterward to thrive you have to reload after the explosion give yourself some credit give yoursel...
the end of the end in poetry
If the Rapture means every judgemental hateful jerk ruining everything leaves the planet? It sounds win-win for both sides. By all means, Rapture yourselves. Rapture yoursel...
725 in idea barrages
1.) Schrödinger’s Traditional Hindu Wedding is sari not sari. 2.) When you only go a little crazy, you go banana. You go a single banana. Just the one. 3.) Feeling fated to be feted can leave you...
to the tune of LIKE A VIRGIN in song parodies
she finally gave up on cheese shares videos to you shot inside a slaughterhouse from the cow’s point of view in the past, not so brash it was rash, something really n...
magpie blackbird steal yourself some baubles make yourself a pretty nest nothing’s full original we can only do our best every idea’s a little bit borrowed don’t play it to...
Trust your brakes I mean, of course, check your brakes first make sure that they’re worth trusting make sure they’re in working order but if you know your brakes are good trust your brakes t...
McLaughlins in poetry
in Dolgeville New York in the next town north of the place where I grew up of the place that I call home there used to be a store called McLaughlins I don’t even remember what it sold I...
724 in idea barrages
1.) The one thing I can say about the Star Spangled Banner is… as least it’s about surviving attack instead of attacking someone else. 2.) Does BitCoin have a convention? Is it called BitCon? It ...
petite barrage in idea barrages
1.) If your He-Man/Darkwing Duck crossover doesn’t involve Skeletor calling him “Dorkwing DUNCE”, I mean, who are you fooling, it will. 2.) A cameo by Kriss Kross in your horror movie is the very...
722 in idea barrages
1.) Next year will be the 20th anniversary of Austin Powers impressions being totally played-out. How the time flies! 2.) If I were Idris Elba’s agent, I’d have him talk about “his sister Jessica...
721 in idea barrages
1.) I would kind of like a Cards Against Humanity expansion based on Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies art strategy cards. 2.) I saw a youtube video called “The Dark Side of Buzzfeed” and I wondered...
a less impressive barrage in idea barrages
1.) Sometimes you just have to recite the “Tears In The Rain” speech from BLADERUNNER really loudly but with lots of extra swearing. 2.) I knew something was up with Melania’s speech with that “F...
719 in idea barrages
1.) Your comic book about superheroes who recharge their powers by smoking THE NICOTEENS will be unpopular but very well funded. 2.) In Soviet Russia, stars reach for you. 3.) Two Tramburgers and...
718 in idea barrages
1.) When you tell someone “you are the wind beneath my wings” you are really saying “welcome to my pit stank”. 2.) When asking where they put the swimsuits in the store, definitely yell “EXCUSE M...
717 in idea barrages
1.) The massive organ damage from drinking at the Great American Irish Festival in Frankfort is called “Liverdance”. 2.) Taylor Swift was trying to keep her relationship with Tom Hiddleston loki ...
a doozy of a barrage in idea barrages
1.) Humility will keep you sane but holds you back from life-changing action. Confidence, the opposite. Still, one failing I must try the other. 2.) The term “augmented reality” is a fraud. These...
You want me to go camping You want ME to go camping YOU want me to go camping You want me to go CAMPING You WANT me to go camping Camping? Look, my idea of roughing it is watching movies o...
post-ruthian barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your Tori Amos cover band will be called Tori Almost. 2.) When people shorten “birthday” to “b-day” am I the one person who hears the word in my head as “bidet”? “Happy bidet!” you are yellin...
laying down the science in poetry
you always hear about mad scientists but you never hear about sad scientists resurrecting the dead to the tune of Morrissey buying their labcoats in black at Hot Topic before a rack o...
my own advice in poetry
may you find what you seek but moreover if you don’t may you still find a way to know peace because you might not find what you seek success is at least ninety percent luck you might st...
poke mongo in poetry
poke mongo? poke mongo? I sure as hell wouldn’t poke mongo that guy ran around punching out cows in Blazing Saddles that dude was fierce you people are fine with folks muttering to them...
catmandos and catmandon'ts in poetry
I have decided that our cat internally refers to me as “The Doorman” he scratches at the foot of my bed “let meowt, doorman!” “let meowt!” and like a sucker, I do reinforcing the whol...
times like these in poetry
we send our hearts out so often now they never have the time to come back before we send them out again so we wander through our days with perpetually empty chests trying to still pump bl...
