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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tune of Soul 2 Squeeze in song parodies
my bard got a disease sometimes from his two eyes he bleeds foul wizardry it seems or was it stings from gi-ant bees? all the orcs run from me they heard the dying ...
respectable in poetry
I’d rather be humane than respectable rather be involved than respectable rather do good than be respectable respectability’s overrated decorum sounds great in principle but it quickl...
the american blues in poetry
America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as such that also says on the top of the cap “contains acetaminophen”. America is a place where you ...
you get to choose in poetry
difference is not a chance to judge and feel superior it is an opportunity to learn and become more humane don’t screw it up outrageous fortune is giving you opportunites to grow your...
underneath it all in poetry
Underneath your face, you’re just a skeleton in disguise. Underneath your face, you’re just a skull with no eyes. Underneath your face, your bones are wise. Underneath your face, you’re just a ...
worst barrage lately in idea barrages
1.) You know what’s fun to say but boring as a concept? Coldplay Cosplay. 2.) Survivors of the apocalypse battle rampaging hoards of Pillsbury Doughboys in THE WALKING BREAD. 3.) When you start w...
622 in idea barrages
1.) Love is a yearning disability. 2.) Your minimalist post-rock band is good but not good enough. Close but no Sigur Ros. 3.) Did you post your solstice rituals up on SnapChant? 4.) Start naming...
621 in idea barrages
1.) Fossil examples of the Michaelceratops are often confused with those of the Jesseeisenbergadon. 2.) “PewDiePie” is actually Swedish for “Forced And Annoying”. 3.) The most successful Scandina...
a scant barrage in idea barrages
1.) A down on-his-luck Scott Baio has to move in with the only person who will take him back, his furry brother, in BRONIE LOVES CHACHI. 2.) The plot to ANT-MAN was a series of microaggressions. ...
openmindedness is not an inherent trait it’s like a muscle you have to work out or else it atrophies you have to keep going out there into new situations and new places with new groups o...
san diego area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) If your character literally has to state “This party’s crazy!” in a film trailer, you have failed at your job. Please stop making things. 2.) I’m disappointed to discover that the “Don’t Mess...
618 in idea barrages
1.) Only now, this late in the game, have I realized how eerily similar looking Meatloaf and Quentin Tarantino are. 2.) If you can manage to defeat Oprah in a two-player Dr. Mario match, it is im...
617 in idea barrages
1.) I try to write jokes, poems, revise old things but another night I am up in the bleary hours, doing nothing but grieving the gunslaughtered. 2.) When you gain the power to shapeshift and use ...
marvel universe day barrage in idea barrages
1.) Do you know Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Maguffins, man/Do you know Maguffins, man/they make plots go as planned 2.) The cat will spend hours outside stalking a chipmunk but if there’s a mou...
615 in idea barrages
1.) I am livid with this country this culture with the excuses livid with the whole goddamn thing. Cowboy fairytales are put above our lives. 2.) Using Velveeta in your fondue is a fondon’t. 3.) ...
storm over Florida in poetry
there was a storm over Florida that night when he was shot when I was a kid two-thirds of a lifetime ago at this point my parents woke me up I was twelve it was the beginning of summer br...
614 in idea barrages
1.) When even hope has been exhausted, love can rise up and take back the day. Love is the closest thing we have to the miraculous. 2.) Twitter is a place where you go to tell thousands of total ...
613 in idea barrages
1.) Basically, the premise of Tarzan is that to be the best at being from Africa, you have to start off white. Jesus Christ. 2.) America is a bottle of acetaminophen with a big label stating as s...
tune of Der Fuerhrer's Face in song parodies
when The Donald says he’s gonna build a wall we kick kick the Donald in the balls when The Donald has his minions get in brawls we kick kick the Donald in the balls wh...
612 in idea barrages
1.) The scorches by the pinwheels at the firework display are better known as groundshow marks. 2.) When checking baseball scores if there’s soccer scores too, I love how Argentina is shortened t...
first decent barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) I wanted the subtitle to be “Passion Of The Christ 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer”. 2.) In lighter news, watching Paul Ryan (a monster but a smart monster) have to pretend Trump isn’t an idiot ...
610 in idea barrages
1.) A fanfiction where House M.D. is a time-traveling wizard who goes back to the start of Hogwarts and founds House House. 2.) A country and western fundraiser for Trump’s campaign would be a ha...
the perfection of mistakes in poetry
You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. but it’s a balance. Just as evolution is genetic glitches acci...
two related points in poetry
remember from the beginning it’s not that moths are attracted to the sight of flames in flight it’s that they’re terrifyingly confused they just keep ramming into the light remem...
69 in idea barrages
1.) You gotta be crazy enough to see the world differently but sane enough to report your findings cogently back to the normies. It’s a balance. 2.) It’s like America was a sitcom that was strong...
