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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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79 in idea barrages
1.) Why is everyone talking about Poke Mongo? I wouldn’t poke Mongo from Blazing Saddles, that dude was harsh. 2.) Only computer nerds will laugh when you call your mouth your “cereal port” but i...
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1.) We send our hearts out so often now that they never have the time to come back before we send them out again. 2.) Your hip-hop inspired interior design service will be called Tupac Decor. 3.)...
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1.) As there is no sharp uptick in ragged ranters with no ID being institutionalized, this election cycle proves time travel is impossible. 2.) All I’m saying is that I personally would love an I...
inappropriate sounds in poetry
sometimes I wonder if each consciousness is its own reality a parallel dimension for each of us our shared experience an averaging out of the overlaps if the seemingly permanent real is ju...
spirit of barrage in idea barrages
1.) If I were well-known my cover name at hotels would be “James Kata” & bad movie fans working at them would get a kick out of that. 2.) In a more just world, we’d have licensed Spider Man c...
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1.) Sleep the sleep of that which came before the gods in your Lovecraftmatic adjustable bed. 2.) Ultimately, the governor took pity on the acne, commuting its sentence of oxycution to oxylife wi...
barrage bursting in air in idea barrages
1.) I love puns enough where I think there should be a yearly Halloween fair in Boonville called Booville, I dunno. 2.) Richard Pryor tries to hide his secret identity as a karate vigilante from ...
73 in idea barrages
1.) Instead of having “JUICY” written on the butt of your pants, why not “THE END IS REAR”? 2.) Why must they be war thogs? Why can’t they be peace thogs or, at least, conscientious objector thog...
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1.) Your Ninja Turtles/Shakespeare mash-up will lean heavily upon the word “Thouabunga”. 2.) A million dollars is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? A movie called THE WORF OF WALL STREET. 3.) Wh...
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1.) I understand that Ariana Grande is some kind of… pop singer?… but I choose to believe it is actually a drink at Starbucks. 2.) When our culture is dead and buried “Content continues below adv...
end of june barrage in idea barrages
1.) The 3rd Three Ninjas movie should’ve had MC Hammer play the villain and should’ve been called “Three Ninjas Three: Three Legit Three Quit”. 2.) Discovery Health should do a reality show about...
the sky opening in poetry
when it’s raining there is peace when it’s raining there is simply less they can ask you to do when it’s raining you just hunker down inside for a while secure in the knowledge that expect...
we are perpetual emotion machines churning out love drama and fear for as long as we’re breathing for as long as we’re here we’re not born with souls but we’re ...
goddamn you vampires in poetry
you can’t stop violence with even more violence any more than you can stop ignorance with even more ignorance or darkness with more dark or water with more water or blood with more blood ...
run on (for a long time) in poetry
poems are songs, songs are poems, everything is everything else, we just use words as an organizing shorthand to make things move faster, never misconstrue that speed for accuracy, w...
what we leave behind in poetry
the ability to pause and consider your sadness to lie back and sink into the depths of your ennui that in and of itself is a kind of privilege many don’t have some ...
628 in idea barrages
1.) You can’t stop violence with more violence any more than you can stop ignorance with more ignorance or darkness with more dark. In the end, the opposite of war is civilization. Even “good” ca...
the places where it does not rain in poetry
did you ever make it out to boron, california? just a dusty little crossroads between Vegas and L.A. but there’s some two thousand people whose ancestors ended up there in the middle of two...
627 in idea barrages
1.) The only upside to this election cycle is watching libertarians and Ivy League conservatives admit that all the GOP has left is race-hate. 2.) The Marcy Playground parody in my head with the ...
626 in idea barrages
1.) Half the population of Earth is confirmed to be in the cast of SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING. You might be signed and not even know it. 2.) The best name for a stripper of Middle Eastern descent woul...
desperadoes under the eaves in poetry
at the corner of Sunset and Gower at the eastern edge of Hollywood in the depths of dark Los Angeles there was a place they called “Gower Gulch” where in the twenties and thirties they had t...
warning label in poetry
exclusions may apply applications may exude implications may exclude you from me me from you occlusions included conclusions deluded incisive protrusion for me and for you for new and for ...
the clone wars in poetry
yeah I fought in the Clone Wars, Luke yeah I lived in L.A. for a while yeah I burned all my bridges along with three Death Stars but I made my mistakes in style yeah I lived in New York for...
slim pickings barrage in idea barrages
1.) BREXIT is a reminder that, yes, ANYBODY BUT TRUMP because idiots WILL vote against their own self interest out of racism. 2.) If Dora REALLY wanted Swiper to stop swiping, she’d start calling...
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1.) If it ain’t crucibroke, don’t crucifix it. 2.) Your MTV cartoon/Italian giallo horror film mash-up will be called Daria Argento. 3.) A parody of the Fiona Apple song “Criminal” about sublimin...
