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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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uncle donny in poetry
eyes are always watching you but they’re kind eyes you think you’re being monitored but you’re really just being protected from afar Boo Radley just wanted Scout safe he might not speak he mig...
eaves variation in poetry
and if there’s nothing left for us after this living as agnostics and acrostics might suggest if your puzzle ends up only half-completed all that matters is that you tried and did your best ...
813 in idea barrages
1.) The extinction event for dinosaurs was the Velacorapture. 2.) My president-themed death metal band will be called Brutally Honest Abe. 3.) Let’s stop calling it “the gig economy” and call it ...
812 in idea barrages
1.) Long before the flood is when you have to give a damn. Last-minute damns do nothing. 2.) Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next year. 3.) Youtube, it is adorable that yo...
811 in idea barrages
1.) The way Donald Trump makes you feel about politics is how The Big Bang Theory makes me feel about sitcoms. 2.) It’s a game about finding Twitter neologisms and trying to squash them before th...
WGY barrage in idea barrages
1.) The word “Saleabration” displays a shocking ignorance of both what a celebration is and what a sale is. 2.) Your porn parody of “The Fifth Element” will be called “The Filth Element”. 3.) Mas...
89 in idea barrages
1.) Two frat boys hooking up often ends in a bro job. 2.) Sometimes you see a pic of an ex with her new dude and you’re genuinely happy because he’s fat so that isn’t why she dumped you. 3.) When...
88 in idea barrages
1.) Your play about Canada will be called The Regina Monologues. 2.) Female Fremen prefer the term “frewomen” you can’t just go around calling them “the spice girls”. 3.) My flagpole toppers stor...
87 in idea barrages
1.) Listen to the shattered people groan about the shadow people, drones down through the sideways peepholes, conspiracy, conspiracy. 2.) Remember what it says on the New York City bridges: If yo...
86 in idea barrages
1.) Your Matt Damon/Jeremy Renner slash fic is positively Bournographic. 2.) I sort of get disinterest in your wife’s reality bending magical powers if you’re already something cool like an astro...
85 in idea barrages
1.) This Lackluster Video WOW What Indifference joke is really really old. 2.) Everyone’s bad at adulting but it’d be funnier if the term were “adultery”. 3.) The beer poops are fecal alcohol syn...
84 in idea barrages
1.) Crystal Light removed all the taste with most of the calories and in the end was more just Crystal Meh. 2.) I learned how to talk to the owls, that was a hoot. 3.) Cassandra bollocks. What un...
83 in idea barrages
1.) Sanity, a jigsaw assembled at leisure. Madness, pieces dumped on your head for somebody’s pleasure. 2.) The hospital was pretty nice to give The Joker braces after all the bad things he’d don...
barrage? barrage. barrage... in idea barrages
1.) Toothpaste contains paste but very few teeth. 2.) If you want Greece to pull out of the Euro, that’s fine, but don’t be a drachma queen about it. 3.) Your tanning bed company will be called ...
new comedy bit in poetry
people say that Donald Trump is always taking the low road but where I grew up “taking the low road” was a slang term for “eating pussy” and Donald Trump does not eat pussy so this...
a concise barrage in poetry
1.) Too many reformed churches, not enough deformed churches. 2.) Your English pub in Utica NY will be called “Drams Along The Mohawk”. 3.) Like Churchill’s approach to martini vermouth, I drive ...
language please in poetry
language shapes meaning while efforting to approximate we will never be exact we can never be perfect but damn it we try our best to get within a rounding error of our deepest mea...
july capstone in idea barrages
1.) The correct response to that old cliche is “I don’t know, there’s a lot of people at this pop stand. That could take a while.” 2.) THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL 2: THIS TIME IT’S PERCIVAL 3.) ...
a goddamn solid barrage in idea barrages
1.) Logically speaking, “boxing” could well have been called “fisting” and we could’ve had “heavyweight fisting champions”. 2.) It took what felt like forever but their plans for simultaneous org...
729 in idea barrages
1.) The only way to defeat the mutant conjoined twins in TOTAL RECALL is to cut out the middle man. 2.) If you slip on a trampoline and get a big bloody scuff in the pattern of the trampoline on ...
728 in idea barrages
1.) If you believe Hispanics, Muslims, African Americans & women deserve human rights, you vote for the D candidate. That simple at this point. 2.) My love of humanity is unabated. My trust, ...
727 in idea barrages
1.) The Ghostbusters make a political stand against discorporate personhood. 2.) All or nothing usually gets you nothing. 3.) When 900 percent humidity you have reached, feel as good you will not...
to the tune of where its at in song parodies
there’s a destination a little up the road from the Munstitute and the Stewarts store the place cool kids and old men go for ears full of sound and a cup of joe food for your mouth a...
726 in idea barrages
1.) Wishes made on pennies are well-intentioned. 2.) If I was going to make an intentionally bad parody song to mock myself, it would be “Order Of The Lonely Heart/Boner Of The Lonely Farts”. Not...
the heart in summer in poetry
we’re all under the same sky but the position of the stars is at least a little different depending who and where we are that girl you maybe adore but haven’t seen in years under those very...
