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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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The rights allowed prisoners are the baseline of the rights you will have as citizens in a time of fresh crisis. Attica. Attica. Everything you let them routinely strip way from a w...
Writer’s block is really only a problem if you don’t let yourself write crap like this. Stuff that is banal and borderline obvious. Get it out of your system and then move on....
fictional addictions in poetry
Vilifying the Hamburglar that’s blaming the victim don’t put him in a jail just yet get the man some clean burger wrappers get the man into a twelve-step Ronald, you know the levels of s...
no sane reason in poetry
Do not blame people for being mad that the police are killing people for no sane reason. Be mad that the police are killing people for no sane reason. Anger is a rational reaction ...
september capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) If only Prince Charles had a lower-back tattoo that we might call it a Wales Tale. 2.) A parody of “Black Velvet” about Darth Vader, “Black Helmet”? 3.) Worry’s inevitable. When worry over th...
929 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet Russia, Man-Elephant is not a human being, he is an animal. 2.) The “Marvel Zombies” comics did not take enough advantage of the fact that they had a character who was legitimately ...
there’ll be adamant balladry piercing old formations of what it was to be gallant that’s no longer guarding what was once was avant when the revolutions coagulate when the clouds of ...
928 in idea barrages
1.) Their anti-dungeons-and-dragons laws were, perhaps aptly, draconian. 2.) Whenever someone says “please hold” on the phone, I like to pretend they mean they’re very very lonely. 3.) Before you...
927 in idea barrages
1.) Frost Giant Advisory tonight. If your vikings are not prepared to battle frost giants tonight, please, get them indoors. 2.) Less a melancholy baby, more a melancholy maybe and yet melancholy...
926 in idea barrages
1.) I propose that we start calling the taint “the Grinch”. I think it would soon make the winter holidays a much more fun time. 2.) Trump publicity releases, just off the presses, get ‘em while ...
925 in idea barrages
1.) Your science-rock band’s name will be Density’s Child. 2.) Your renaissance emo band will be called Alchemical Romance. 3.) It’s like the song said, three is a magi number. 4.) Of course SUNY...
I did a TED talk! in life stuff and misc.
At TEDxUtica this month! It’s about using comedy to bring people back together in this increasingly split culture. Give it a look, if you like. Share it around if you would, I’d like to get the m...
924 in idea barrages
1.) Where are all the Missy Elliot/Elliott Smith mash-ups I want? I want those a lot, I don’t even know why. 2.) The hipster choked himself with a My Little Pony bedsheet and died of auto-ironic ...
923 in idea barrages
1.) Do not blame people for being mad that the police are killing people for no sane reason. Be mad that the police are killing people. 2.) In lighter news, no one seems to want the National Leag...
wouldn't it be nice in poetry
You are not perfect, I’m sure of it, but you’re probably perfect for someone. You’ll be perfect because of your strengths not despite your weaknesses even though you’ll always have weakness...
922 in idea barrages
1.) “Alt-Right” is a damn polite term for what are actually “Nazi hipsters”. 2.) Maybe public breastfeeding would be less controversial if we just refereed to the phenomena as “suckle moms”. 3.) ...
arbitrary day in poetry
It was Talk Like A Pirate Day a few days ago which was, of course, was desperately annoying a lot of people took the thing too farrrrr look around, you know who you arrr do pirates have Talk ...
921 in idea barrages
1.) Sadly, her pitch for a stoner sitcom was rejected because it was too high concept. 2.) Long Island Medium? More like LONG ISLAND EXTRA LARGE DISGUSTING FRAUD EXPLOITING THE BEREAVED OH MY GOD...
#trumpaquote in idea barrages
1.) We have nothing to fear except for people not fearing enough. 2.) Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can doom for your country. 3.) I cannot tell a lie. I tell many many ...
920 in idea barrages
1.) I want to write a really dark “Why did the Chechen cross the road?” joke for Yakov Smirnov. 2.) Conspiracy theorists are a bunch of DARPA queens. 3.) When you volunteer for your church, are y...
919 in idea barrages
1.) When you complain about the stupid goddamned names at Starbucks, you are venti-ing. 2.) If you’re ever writing for DC Comics, try to sneak in a growing superheroine on the L.E.G.I.O.N. called...
918 in idea barrages
1.) Your JANE AUSTEN/90s ROCK fan fiction mash-up will have Elizabeth Bennett fall in love with D’Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. 2.) Had TRU BLOOD, the show about vampire drugs, come out a few ...
how your thirties will go in poetry
carbon-based though we are we still seem pretty squishy standing at the start of our prime still we are just water and carbon we can be shaped into diamond with just enough pressure and tim...
917 in idea barrages
1.) The story of Adam and Eve involves a lot of good-natured ribbing. 2.) Whoever heard the movie was gonna be called “The Love Bug” and so made its name sound like “Herpes” is my hero. 3.) “LOL”...
916 in idea barrages
1.) If there are only three Spice Girls left, does that make them The Sparse Girls? 2.) Instead of saying “I’m thirsty” yell “I AM FULL OF PARCHMENT!” 3.) If you remade MORK AND MINDY with Mindy ...
