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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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825 in idea barrages
1.) When Zack Snyder sings Jingle Bells, the Batmobile losing its wheel causes it to crash into an orphanage, killing hundreds. (This was my most well-received Tweet ever, by the way. Twitter is ...
824 in idea barrages
1.) Do you appreciate the art or do you just aspire to the creator’s lifestyle? 2.) Remember, very few prospectors made money in the Gold Rush, many many people got rich selling picks and whiskey...
little falls phone exchange barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your Bewitched/Dr. Who fan-fic will explore the idea that Darren was a secret Time Lord, explaining the regeneration. 2.) A dream about failing to prevent the heat death of the multiverse bec...
822 in idea barrages
1.) Nunsploitation films only sell if the women playing the sisters are conventionally attractive. 2.) I miss when people called their beloveds their “boo” because “bae” doesn’t set up nearly as ...
821 in idea barrages
1.) I’m surprised no one has tried pyramid scheming out colognes and shaving products under the name “Murray Kay”. 2.) Who would’a thought in 2016 Cracked would be a well-regarded comedy site and...
820 in idea barrages
1.) True Star Wars fans refer to intoxication as “getting yakfaced”. 2.) E.T. loved Reeses Pieces because of the extra cholesterol. 3.) At the beach, refer to your speedo bulge as your “guypod”. ...
words on words in poetry
Everything you’ve ever read some weirdo just like you just wrote those words down once it isn’t something magical just because it exists on paper it isn’t necessarily true just bec...
819 in idea barrages
1.) In case you’ve been living under a rock, technology has advanced, we can now live under a roof. 2.) Tickling yourself is really just laughterbating. 3.) I want a video game about being a fan ...
other from another other in poetry
Find your other-ness and hang onto it for dear life. That sense of feeling somehow abnormal, it can keep you humane. That sense of feeling halfway there to madness, it can keep you sane. Liste...
an illusion in poetry
Time is an illusion but the entropy that creates the illusion is not. Sadly, understanding time’s falsity does not prevent entropy. The illusory nature of time does not ameliorate its side effec...
I Dream Of Televised Supernatural Wives in poetry
Major Tony Nelson, man I can sort of understand your disinterest in Jeannie’s reality-bending magic ability you are already incredibly cool you’re a motherfucking astronaut but an...
handle with care in poetry
Most of my short-form writing starts off clashing thrashing crashing and smashing cast like a madman’s frothing manifesto but closes like a hopeful if repetitious love letter like a hopef...
Your dreams will eventually be forgotten. Your nightmares will eventually be forgotten. You get to choose, though, which will linger. The gods will not know you by your final draft, rather...
still pictures in poetry
Thin, her face lost its substance, thin, her breasts lost their glory, thin, her form lost its stories. We are not our bodies I am not just my body we are not just our bodies but ou...
Little Falls is a pack of feral dogs, beautiful and free, but something still lost when the worldliness was left behind. Even going back to Eden, something is lost. Utica is a Bosnia...
four definitions in poetry
Sanity, a thousand piece jigsaw assembled at leisure. Madness, pieces dumped on your head for somebody’s pleasure. Sadness, a side effect of using others as measure. Hope, for tomorrow not for...
toothpaste and war in poetry
Faith is grief hoarded and weaponized, laid out for terrible numbing purpose. Love is knowing pain and wanting no one else to ever feel that pain again. Money is fear condensed into mat...
Sometimes you see a pic of an ex with her new dude and you’re genuinely happy because he’s fat so that isn’t why she dumped you. You’re just happy to know that she dumped you because you’re w...
corinthians in poetry
some old damned book once said “when I was a child, I spoke as a child I understood as a child, I thought as a child when I became a man, I put away childish things” but when I was really ...
van nuys area code barrage in idea barrages
1.) Fear, anger & resentment, all sell you the same gas, toothpaste & war. Rational hope, though, is a revolutionary act. Hope is subversive. 2.) He was at the point in the process of fak...
skipped a few barrage in idea barrages
1.) Selling billboard space on your church is the epitome of cross-promotion. 2.) I demand a movie about an undercover DEA agent called “Raiders of the Lost Narc”. 3.) Scandinavian smut is really...
815 in idea barrages
1.) Humiliation via humidity is humidiation. 2.) Your survival guide to the Kentucky Derby will be called “Tiptoe Through The Juleps”. 3.) I wonder if there were any unfortunate discount stores t...
814 in idea barrages
1.) Trucking dispatchers are semi conductors. 2.) Only horror nerds would appreciate an Eminem parody called “My Name Is (Lon Cheney)”. 3.) There’s no hex in the Samhain room. Oh, there’s Samhain...
time spent in los angeles in poetry
I made my way into the mouth of the beast not into the belly, no, not in the least chewed me up spit me out but still I survived most don’t make it back breathing most don’t even give it a ...
no sleep til brooklyn in poetry
the cars on the M-line churning out their rockabye two connecting trains away from the Rockaways via the A but you can’t know it until they take that soothing tune wheels can make til you...
