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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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913 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re a skin doctor that specializes in helping people with issues due to goth/emo make-up is a doomatologist. 2.) The cookie name “EL Fudge” must’ve caused some “Who’s On First” miscommu...
912 in idea barrages
1.) Now that DARKWING DUCK & DUCKTALES are different universes, we need a “Flash of Two Worlds” cover mock-up with two Launchpad McQuacks. 2.) The way Wikileaks fell into being a cudgel for “...
catch-up barrage in idea barrages
1.) I still say it’s a shame Zack de la Rocha doesn’t have his own brand of Almond Roca. 2.) The upside to scary things is you get the opportunity to overcome ‘em. 3.) Of course Syracuse is a bro...
I am doing my Ted Talk tomorrow. in life stuff and misc.
…so I am exhausted from the preparations and allowing myself to not barrage for a coupla days. tedxutica.com/live Saturday it starts 12PM Eastern Time and I’m up third if ya wanna see it. Oh man,...
the storm before the calm barrage in idea barrages
1.) What do the bees comprehend of the beekeeper suddenly pulling the honeycombs out for a harvest? What COULD they think? 2.) The Tumbler, The Grinder, The Tinder, Match and OKCupid all sound li...
97 in idea barrages
1.) Constantly refer to your love of It’s A Wonderful Life as capraphilia. 2.) The pagan ritual looked exhausting but really they were having a Baal. 3.) Donald Trump is literally a white noise g...
96 in idea barrages
1.) Famous people have songs written about them. Great people write their own goddamn songs. 2.) The sooner you admit that major college football can’t be a thing in the Northeast anymore, the so...
95 in idea barrages
1.) David Gilmour didn’t really run out of caramels, it was merely a momentary lapse of Riesen. 2.) Your emo-style Dave Matthews cover band will be called My Chemical Bromance. 3.) If in the Meth...
94 in idea barrages
1.) As an extra twist of the knife, the Road Runner owns thousands in Acme stock. 2.) That one son of Trump looks so much like Odo that I’ll never watch Deep Space Nine the same way again. 3.) Th...
93 in idea barrages
1.) The role that compliments the role of “Power Bottom” most is, of course, “Top Gun”. 2.) The Spider Man Homecoming/Spaghettios tie-in had BETTER use the phrase “with great power comes great pa...
to the tune of where it's at (very old parody) in older archived parodies
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me-ow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me-ow there’s a destination a little up the rhine w...
92 in idea barrages
1.) Gowanus sounds like the name of a Pokemon. 2.) Ah Schenectady. Thunderdome encircling a lovely little three-block radius of the Proctor’s arts district. 3.) If I saw Trump rescuing a baby fro...
When I was a child, I was told I “over-shared” my emotions. It was unhealthy to spill all my secrets for anyone who would listen my hopes my fears my fondest missions “Just because you think ...
september starter barrage in idea barrages
1.) What with his love of eating beans, he was like a can in a kidney store. 2.) The Mourneaus hoped their son’s love of vivisection was just a phase he’d grow out of once he’d sewn some wild goa...
worry is just regret while it’s still in the chrysalis waiting for its terrible wings to finally burst through shred the cocoon and emerge fully empowered to ruin you worry is tensing up in a ...
rock and roll in poetry
In case you’ve been living under a rock technology has advanced we can now live under a roof. In case you’ve been living under a rock if a rolling stone gathers no moss there’s no way someone...
Occasional tables. Periodic tables. Erratic tables. Elusive tables. Unreliable tables. Absent tables. Deadbeat tables. Tables. Water tables, earth tables, sky tables, fire tables, ...
Dress for the job you want. Job for the dress you want. Want for the dress you job. Want for the want you want. Want. Want. Want. Continue to want. Your want will set you free. Your wa...
august capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) Anyone with any sense of history realizes that Trump is basically running as George Wallace with heavy brain damage, yes? 2.) Of all the bad things that don’t really matter, getting a video i...
godzilla '98 in poetry
the first Godzilla was pretty simple, man he was the atom bomb and he destroyed Japan the second Godzilla, pretty much the same except now Angurius could share in the blame the third G...
830 in idea barrages
1.) Build an elaborate facebook personality test that scrapes for demographic information then make every outcome “you are gullible”. 2.) The idea of going to an event because you find Hulk Hogan...
829 in idea barrages
1.) Only the wisest of women and men can tell the difference between epiphany and lack of sleep. I am not yet one of those. 2.) If Trump loses, God willing, we should build a Truman Show dome whe...
828 in idea barrages
1.) He named his dark elf Michaelango and gave him the battlecry “Drowabunga!” 2.) If Guy Fieri’s autobiography is entitled GET RICH OR GUY TRYIN’, then MAYBE he’s self aware. 3.) I enjoy when a ...
827 in idea barrages
1.) Your punk band will be named Vom DeLuise. 2.) Your Star Trek themed winery will be called “The Grapes of Wrath of Khan”. Until the lawsuits, of course. 3.) Theft of body parts from the hospit...
826 in idea barrages
1.) Your body-modification parlor will be called Brand Management. 2.) The ultimate battle in Pokemon Go seems to be coming up with the most clever names for your digital monsters. 3.) Wholesome ...
