to the tune of where it's at (very old parody) in older archived parodies

meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow me-ow

meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow me-ow

there’s a destination a little up the rhine
where the liquor flows and the girls are fine
the place we saw the cool feline
with the caviar dinner and the bling-bling shine
the miggity mack dad to the katzenfrauline
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
whiskers and paws, just pop the claws, just pop the claws…

hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika! hitler’s cat!

(german accent) solid gold collar und a schwaztika!

picked himself up outta kitty luxury
and decided to stroll ‘round germany
was all this terror done for me, to keep me glossy and flea-free?
it opened to eyes to the awful world
and in mind did a plan unfurl
something, he said, it must be done
so the outraged kitty he
got a gun!

hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika!
hitler’s cat!

(beck’s voice) oh my my, oh dear lord, hell hath no fury like a pussy scorned
(little girl) that’s beautiful, dad

kazoo solo

Chucked the schwaztika…
there’s a buried bunker a mile beneath berlin
and there lie the bones of a man of sin
a punk who deserved all the pain he could get
even though he was good to his pet
they say that he took his own life with a gat
forty five pistol to a monster’s head
but WE all know who really did that
who really
who really
who really
who really…

hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika
hitler’s cat!
solid gold collar and a schwaztika! hitler’s cat!

outro

we got a bowl of tender vittles
tender vittles for a good kitty kitty…