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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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december opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) It’s not the most opportune time or place to have an understanding of human history and a barely-controlled anxiety disorder. 2.) Everything is context, is recontextualization. The problem is...
november capstone in idea barrages
1.) A blend of a Mudslide and a Bloody Mary would taste weird but the name Bloodslide would be amazing. 2.) If the characters on “Friends” weren’t conventionally attractive, they would all be the...
1129 in idea barrages
1.) There is no way to be a Nazi ironically. If someone’s being a Nazi, they’re being a Nazi straight up. 2.) Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way of saying “Really? Cultural appropriation, even at Ch...
to the tune of Daughter in song parodies
by pin… or submission… one squared circle in a darkened and smokey room a grappler… confident… unaware of his opponent emcee, he announces try not to piss your singlet ...
1128 in idea barrages
1.) I had the dream with the push-pins from high school shop class again, thirty million of them, driven into my skin all over my body, picking them out bloody with the fingernails I do not have....
every great or awful day in poetry
the liminal is luminous we only see at all because something called light can’t make its mind up if it is a particle or a wave ambiguity is the vehicle of meaning wi...
liminial spaces in poetry
subliminal messaging’s for the birds now we don’t even have the attention span to take in single frames of content out of context superliminal messaging is now where its at the images that are...
this too shall pass in poetry
this too-too sullied royal flush these cheeks so red so loose so lush this royal-jelly covered flesh consumed by kings kings more or less these buzzing things you could believe will deceive ...
men of goodwill in poetry
thrift store tee-shirt battered, worn through 15 maybe 20 years old now there in the faded text there was a website’s address we’ve had the internet with us that long now ephemera marked w...
tight rope in poetry
every poet wants to be a rock star every rock star wishes they could act every actor just wants to direct every director wants to be a king in fact every king would rather be a goddess or a go...
the vault of meaning in poetry
the words will come in their ebb and flow the ink will fill in an ebon flow the words they will come as all things, you know the word will come though it may be “no” that’s the risk you t...
what you got in poetry
drugs for the pain pain from the drugs the deepest of veins the dankest of nugs sometimes they help sometimes you’re covered in bugs drugs for the pain pain from the drugs somedays we a...
under the sunset tree in poetry
I’ll never be Lord Bryon I don’t heal that fast I could never be that oily and I’m running low on gas now I don’t blame you, baby if you want Lord Bryon’s ass but that man is dead and buried...
1127 in idea barrages
1.) Your Western where the hero wears Mom jeans will be called HIGH-PANTS DRIFTER. 2.) A picture of a morbidly obese Nazi with a knife collection and a Gamergate flag would be the cover to a maga...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) Mannequin challenge where you hold the poses for the poster/VHS cover of Mannequin as long as possible. 2.) Convince someone that you think that the Hawaiian greeting is “Helloha”. 3.) He’s t...
barrage friday in idea barrages
1.) A version of “O Holy Night” about the Nick Cage “Wicker Man” including the line “Noooooooo, not the beeeeeeeees”. 2.) Thankfully, we’re most of us still here to try and turn this boat called ...
barragegiving in idea barrages
1.) Your super villain will dress real posh, give unwanted breast enhancements to defeated male heroes and call himself “John D Rackafella”. 2.) You have within you the legions of thought and act...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) The liminal is luminous, we only see because something can’t make its mind up if its particle or wave. Ambiguity is the vehicle of meaning. 2.) Parsing words like Parsifal, looking for meanin...
1122 in idea barrages
1.) If you gain the superpower to make it rain spiders, your superhero name had better be Torrentula. 2.) For a guy whose only real accomplishment is as a modestly-successful game show host, you’...
1121 in idea barrages
1.) Being respectful is nice but when being respectful normalizes hate, the necessity of treating hate as abhorrent supersedes respectfulness. 2.) Nietzsche’s treatise on game culture was called ...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) If your Catholic school has a football team, there’d better be a “2, 4, 6, 8, who can transubstantiate? Jesus, Jesus, yaaay Jesus!” cheer. 2.) Real Talk: The Star Wars Holiday Special’s still...
1119 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re making a Beatles porno spoof and you don’t have a character called “Thingo” you should give up before you start. 2.) In my head-canon, the Star Wars prequels are propaganda by some ...
persephone's lament in poetry
she dreams of lacking internal contradiction she dreams of no longer being legion she dreams of possessing not a single paradox she dreams of no longer changing with the seasons she dreams o...
1118 in idea barrages
1.) In the Spider-Ham universe, is Apocalypse called Porkylips? He’d damned well better be. 2.) In the follow-ups to TWILIGHT, I hope the high school’s star half-back is Moe Quesada and he dreams...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) Your movie about two Silicon Valley tech douches pretending their boss isn’t dead will be called WEEKEND AT BURNING MAN. 2.) Your cologne for priests will be called Eau My God. 3.) Oh, you mi...
