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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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name your rock band “Thoughts And Prayers” so that whenever there’s a national tragedy that the Republicans feel they have to pretend to care about but certainly don’t want to do anything ...
powercycle in poetry
Are you sure that you need Viagra? Are you sure? Have you tried just turning yourself off then turning yourself on again? Have you tried just pulling the plug out waiting ten seconds a...
o29 in idea barrages
1.) When Pooh Bear licks that honey pot clean, is that hunnilingus? 2.) In this set of dreams, nightmares really, there was a music festival in my old high school auditorium that just kept gettin...
o28 in idea barrages
1.) When a man learns how to learn how to hold his pee, it’s called “hegels”. 2.) Today I finally realized: babies always look really stoned. 3.) Trick or treat, smell my tweets, tell me that I’m...
o27 in idea barrages
1.) More than anything, pumpkin spice season reminds you that wall-to-wall-Christmas-music is the lesser of two evils. 2.) The best band name ever would be “Some Ancient Alien Theorists Believe”....
words words words in poetry
people make curses out of pooping people make curses out of peeing people make curses out of the simple act of sex but those things are happening all the time those things have always been ha...
a twist of the knife in poetry
in twenty years my e-mail accounts will still be receiving junk mail from stores where I bought presents for ex-girlfriends when I am long long dead my e-mail will still be receiving junk mai...
you will be outside of the gymnasium you will be trying to recruit passersby you will be selling memberships for the gym one day I will pass you buy on the street and when you ask me if I wa...
You can’t spell “compassion” without “compass” because that’s what it is, that’s what it does. When you don’t know where to go next, head in the direction of compassion. It might fail you...
Make love like you’re starving because you probably are. Like you’d die without that connection because you probably could. Like you’d drown without someone else to hold onto because you almost ...
I'm full of ideas. And probably something else too. in idea barrages
1.) The good thing about The Orville is that it’s the first Seth MacFarlane show that even Fox admits isn’t funny. 2.) Reality has a liberal bias. The truth has a liberal bias. It’s not our fault...
o25 in idea barrages
1.) Bible thumping is a dangerous addiction, you’ll end up covered in tract marks. 2.) An example of deconstructive criticism would be “it doesn’t matter that your work is terrible, who’s to say ...
o24 in idea barrages
1.) Oh, just the usual. Singin’ to the tune of Ice Ice Baby “The mice had babies, they might have rabies”. As you do. 2.) Had only Warner Brothers bought Star Wars instead, we could’ve had such m...
o23 in idea barrages
1.) If you shut down Daredevil’s sonar with sound-dampening, does that mean you blinded him with silence? 2.) Corn cereals are for sharing. No personal Chex. 3.) Your Biggie Smalls’ ghost costume...
there will always be lazy people cruel people hateful people who will judge you for what you are not for who you are and those people will always be wrong those people ...
the best barrage in a while in idea barrages
1.) I hope Guy Fieri’s advice column will be called FROSTED TIPS. (Also, his breakfast cereal.) 2.) Your EDM name is RICHARD MILHOUSE MIXIN. 3.) Aging is just involuntary detrimental shapeshiftin...
o21 in idea barrages
1.) Your Joe Walsh parody about Kurdistan will be called “Iraqi Mountain Way”. 2.) I tend to not wear hats since as a kid I noticed people who wear hats tend to go bald, never considering it migh...
o20 in idea barrages
1.) It is astonishing how many Americans are willing to accept clear obvious lies as long as the liars validate their sexism and racism. 2.) If you are named “Jefferson” after Jefferson Davis, it...
o19 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe the soap opera isn’t dying because of more people working days, maybe it’s just social media is a cheaper 24/7 “reality” soap opera. 2.) “23 skidoo” was a viable slang for generations. ...
o18 in idea barrages
1.) Yes, you are probably messed-up and half-broken but here’s the secret: everyone is. Don’t compare yourself to someone else’s pretending not. 2.) Your parody of “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” wo...
o17 in idea barrages
1.) “Amazon Fire Stick” sounds less like a way to watch videos and more like a particularly gruesome venereal disease. 2.) Your deconstruction of fan fiction will be called “Rosencrantz/Guildenst...
o16 in idea barrages
1.) I enjoy the fact that the guy who rapped PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND has a son who communicates solely in new-age gibberish. 2.) I kinda want to learn what “Peppa Pig” is so I can write a p...
o14 in idea barrages
1.) How I never wrote a parody of “Cumbersome” about cummerbunds is beyond me too. 2.) In comics, has there been a really mellow viking with freezing powers called Chillaxe yet? 3.) Upon meeting ...
barragetober the thirteenth in idea barrages
1.) At this point, I’d go for a rule in baseball where if you get nine strikeouts, you lose no matter how much you’re winning by or when. 2.) I like the idea of God as an inactive force in all th...
o12 in idea barrages
1.) I confuse Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out and Sixth Avenue Heartache on a pretty consistent basis. 2.) As long as we hide the sins of the powerful, the cruel will do anything to get to that place &am...
