KissOfLife! ⋅ 42 ⋅
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Ex country kid, on the outskirts of Outback. 6'3, gay, introvert, spontaneous Sagittarius (Orpheus actually). I need an outlet for my life, and this is it :) If you'd like to be added to Friends Only, a) don't be a prude, and b) please let me know :) Insta : mattpfeffer1 Snap: luvncraze Facebook: Matt Pfeffer
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Excited in Adventures in paradise
Yesterday’s shift was farrrrked. I get there, and none of the RF guns would work, then I find out that both the lifts are broken (the only way to move stock from the stockroom to the shop floor ...
Don't let your children play with the wrong toys in LOL
This was my smart-arse response… AND THEY RESPONDED TO IT! LO-FUCKING-L. Surely they can’t think I’m serious? Are people really that stupid out in the world around us? Wow.
I just don't get guys sometimes in Adventures in paradise
So that Brock guy I mentioned a few entries back actually ended up messaging me, much to my pleasant surprise. It was something about me having nice eyes and he asked if they changed colour. I se...
Timing is everything in Adventures in paradise
I’m sitting in Queen Victoria park, with the intention of going to the nearby pool for some tanning action, as I don’t really like the idea of rocking up to Mardi Gras looking like an albino ghos...
Look, I don’t know why I found this joke so funny, but I’m still laughing at it two days later. I saw it as a status from some random guy in my newsfeed. This is how it went… I asked a Chinese gi...
The cyclone has been and gone, or rather the tropical low by the time it reached where I am. Apparently this is how ‘Merica’s CNN reported our cyclone! Reminds me of when ‘Merican media reported...
Big Brother is watching your every move in Holy Shit!
With all this talk about metadata, I’ve been looking at a couple of links people are sharing. Wanna see how scary Google is? If you have a mobile on you (it doesn’t matter if it’s a smartphone o...
Cyclone Marcia washed up a shark! in Holy Shit!
Haha, well the cyclone is still up north, and has been degraded to a Category 2. It did cross the coast as a category 5 however, and caused massive damage to many homes on the central coast :( ...
Cyclone Marcia in Stuff
Well that’s a surprise to turn the TV on and see that the cyclone has been increased from a Category 1 to a Category 4, and will become a Category 5 (the strongest) when it crosses the coast. Eep...
Ball-hanging in Holy Shit!
So, this was an interesting thing to see on my Facebook Newsfeed today. Naturally it got taken down by prissy people bitching, but I managed to find it elsewhere. Probably don’t watch this if you...
Somewhat productive in Stuff
Sorry about the gross-ness of the previous entry. I probably should’ve made a disclaimer :) Man, the fb messenger app is annoying sometimes. I’m trying to type here and someone’s mug keeps popp...
Yuck. in Adventures in paradise
Well I was going to go to the gym, but of course just as I plan to get ready, it starts pouring rain. That’s not even an excuse, but it’ll probably stop me from going since it’s nearing midnight...
Charlie Hides!... and fisting 101 in Adventures in paradise
Well that was interesting, I guess. If it weren’t for Charlie Hides, the whole thing would have sucked. I say that because I thought I was only seeing Charlie Hides, but turns out it was a full ...
Glad I didn't go in Stuff
Last night out with the nightfillers must have gotten a little wild, from the stories I heard today. One guy attended who was there in the early morning like I was, and was telling us about the ...
Sensible Sally in Stuff
It was just one of those days where I couldn’t get anything done that I wanted to at work. For whatever reason, the decided to replace all the freezer shelving last night, so a lot of my shift w...
Where do I stay? in Stuff
So I wet the bed last night. Anyone would think I’m 5 again! I woke up when I felt it running down my right leg. The feeling shocked me awake. I remember that I had been dreaming about peeing r...
To go or not to go in Stuff
I came to the gym tonight after 7pm cos I know that’s when the managers and PT’s leave, but management is still here. I’m not sure why that bothers me. I think I was so used to so few people bei...
Valentines Day in LOL
Suit's done! in Adventures in paradise
I walked back into the YD in the city here, and the girl recognized me immediately, “Oooo, he’s on a mission!” she said. I was impressed she actually remembered me. I’ve only been in there once....
Is it worth it? in Adventures in paradise
I don’t know what happened with Alex tonight. I texted him when I was at work letting him know that I probably wouldn’t be back in the city until 7pm or 8pm because I had a busy day. Between wo...
I'm lame as fuck in Stuff
Oh man, the fact that it’s barely even 8:30pm and I’m in bed with the lights off on a Saturday night shows how lame my life has become LOL. Holy shit, I’m just exhausted though. I even passed ou...
So much for that in Adventures in paradise
I’m at the gym again but I’m just cycling today. Have been the past two days, so I’m doing well in regards to that. Work felt a bit weird today. Like the Inventory Manager forgot I was even com...
Snow Shovelling Life Hack in Holy Shit!
Does this actually work?? I heard on the news this morning that there’s been 16+ deaths from this snowstorm in the USA, but they’ve been from people having heart-attacks whilst shovelling. This s...
Oooh ahh, just a little bit in Stuff
I want to go to the gym but I am SO freaking tired for some reason. It’s not like I’ve done much today, if anything, really. The most exciting thing I did today was take my washing off the line...
Children of same-sex parents. in Vulnerability
I’m not gonna wrote too long, because this still upsets me, somehow, even after well over a decade etc etc. My Aunty shared this article on Facebook… http://www.thepublicdiscourse.com/2015/02/14...
