Flash friday 3-21-14 How did you open the portal to hell? in Flash Friday
- March 18, 2014, 5:46 p.m.
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“So, do you know what you’re having?”
“Yes. A baby.”
“Smart ass. Do you know who the father is?”
“Shut up.”
“It’s just that I can’t picture Charlie with enough Guile to open the portal to hell.”
“Have I ever told you how much you aren’t going to be the godfather?”
“Ok, but I’m still an uncle and can I still be his mafia boss?”
“His?”
“Why the hell would you have a girl? Seriously, what good is that?”
“Funny that’s what mom said about boys when you popped out and pretty much ruined my life.”
“How exactly did your favorite sibling ruin your life?”
“Buffy is my favorite sibling.”
“That’s the neighbor’s poodle.”
“And?”
“And she’s dead.”
“Best kind of poodle. Still …”
“Seriously, I ruined your life?”
“Ok, maybe ruined is a slight exaggeration, but you did mess up a pretty good streak towards perfection.”
“Portal to hell.”
Deleted user ⋅ March 23, 2014
I like poodles :-)