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Flash Friday 8-23-14 How did I get here? in Flash Friday
“Did you cry in my beer?” “Why do you ask? Would it comfort you to know I was as fucked up as the rest of y’all? Well, I’m not.” “Nope. Just optimism. Tastes like bodily fluids. I was hoping for ...
The wreck of the day in Normal entries
Wrote some long dumb-ass thing earlier, maybe yesterday, I don’t know where it got off too, so I’m writing this long dumbass thing. I suppose it doesn’t have to be long. At this point it’s all po...
So I'm out in the daylight this morning (it burns!) and I'm listening to tunes (the louder the volume the better the Jeep performs) and I hear this line is a song that I really loved something li...
Flash Friday 8-15-14 Weather, lizardy, summer in Flash Friday
“Looks like Pinata weather” He wanted me to ask what that meant. I’d rather chew tacks. “Yep.” “Where’d the summer go?” You don’t get to be an old catfish like me swimming this vale of tears by ...
Six Word self prompt (Hey! Stop that! You'll go blind!) in Normal entries
A self prompt six word assignment (Y’all can do it too) Write a non judgmental morality play in six words. 1) Why do things happen to People? 2) I think there, four, you suck 3) Two out of...
No, seriously, c'mon in Normal entries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAttqJ3qcg I have something very important to tell y'all. I'll get back to you when I know what it is. No, seriously, c'mon.
Just a song in Normal entries
I was at a friends house the other night. She was scrolling through cable stations for the low light the screen would shed. She had hit the music channels and there was a short blurb about the fr...
So about a thousand years ago, give or take 965 years, I’m literally just coming back into town, I mean my boots were wet and my traveling pack was near empty but on my back, and this kid (to me,...
I didn't edit and you can't make me in Normal entries
No one here really cares about this shit, but I’m none to keen on the people who do, so I’ll try to make it, I don’t know, personal, haredawgian. I’ve gone off about compulsive collecting on what...
Triple word six word plus prompt in Normal entries
G's prompt. 1) She had a caterpillar on elbow. 2) She felt like patchouli and sage. 3) In the garden serpents bring henna. New Prompt This was one of the three projects I completed in sh...
Snagging the feet from the jaw of Vic in Normal entries
I think snagging victory from the jaws of defeat, noble as it might sound, is a bit like getting a tennis ball out of a dogs mouth; you bum out the dog and you have a slobbery ball of, well, vict...
Six words G prompt/new prompt in Normal entries
1) Industries concession; stones to the river. 2) It takes a town to unfurl. 3) Steeples, smokestacks, a darkening portent. New Prompt
“We pitch camp here.” The sun was hours from dying in the western hills and the site was further from water and rockier than we’d been choosing. Johns jaw twitched like he was going to say somet...
Flash Friday 8-8-14 nothing is free, a monolouge in Flash Friday
There aren’t hard and fast rules to how to pick a ride; if you need them maybe you should take a bus. A beat to shit Chevy pick-up with a gun-rack and a bumpersticker that reads “Ass, Grass or Ca...
Six word x plus prompt in Flash Friday
!) Rust never sleeps nor does flesh 2) Her eyes stars in troubled skies 3) Leopards can’t change spots; nor giraffes New Prompt
3 Six words (3) in Normal entries
1) Hot iron, cold wool, fast fusion. 2) She waits like some for trains. 3) Steam beckons, night calls, I’m undone New Prompt
six words Plus Prompt in Normal entries
Weaving the bone of my ancestors New Prompt
Six word prompt in Flash Friday
Ultimately all that’s left is Dance
Following G down the rabbit hole and other stuff in Normal entries
E 32% N 8% T 25% P 41% I don’t know if I listed that right, it’s from one of those online personality tests. I followed G because she so rarely does shit like that I thought I’d give it a shot. ...
Flash Friday 8-1-14 A biter, crunchy, assualt in Flash Friday
The door opened, he came in with the bitter cold, a stiff wind and a pea coat. I hadn’t seen him in twenty years. The bitter cold and the wind I saw a half an hour ago. There was a three piece ...
Less Editing! Less Pertinence! in Normal entries
It’s been a strange week. My energy has been off, I mean that in a literal sense, but also in the pseudo figurative sense . I mean pseudo figurative because you can’t really ever insist that othe...
Why you should stay off the sidewalk in Normal entries
My morning started early in a relative kind of way. I just mean my paws hit the ground running though they were expecting to just sort of slide into a cup of coffee and wander off. My mom had sch...
Droning on and lost in Normal entries
Seems I have periods where I feel lost and periods that I just lose, misplace, I don’t know where the time went or what I did with it. I’ve been feeling a bit lost the past few days. Things happe...
“You may sit down.” “Oh it’s a sure bet. Puntacana Tesoro, neat.” “I don’t know what that is, I meant you may be seated.” “Rum. You mean I can sit? You know I’m already on my ass, right? I’m p...
Live! With EVEN LESS EDITING! in Normal entries
There are seven songs below that you could, conceivably, lead a long, productive and meaningful life without, but why would you? It’s not an either or thing. And yes, you and I and some weird kid...