Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Hello Kitty. in The Napkin.
So I was eating my pasta bean lunch at the table when I got oddly sad. I happened to have a set of Hello Kitty plates and bowls. Because I’m ridiculous like that. I know I had to have gotten th...
Gym Juices. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I sometimes notice people enter the gym, do their thing, and then leave. Still hot and sweaty. I don’t get this. Unless you walked to the gym, you’re going to sit your sweaty tush on your car ...
Sit Down. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I sat down for dinner. No, I don’t think you realize how big a deal this is. See, usually I sit in front of the TV. It’s such a habit that I have spent some time thinking about just how long it...
Humbug. in The Napkin.
I do not understand those who can spend an inordinate amount of time searching and applying for jobs. I just spent three hours applying to one posted two days ago, AND IT’S ALREADY FILLED. I th...
Still here, still sad. in The Napkin.
Yesterday was another: I did everything I could, everything right, and when it was 9PM, time to zone out or zone into some entertainment - I couldn’t. I got anxious for a few hours, making bedt...
Happiness's Revenge. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It just hit me that it’s almost a year since my Wife bought me a guitar. I was so happy that I hugged my Wife and cried. Pure ecstatic joy and elation. I haven’t hat that high of a positive em...
Testicular Cancer. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Does your partner have testicles? Have you groped his testicles recently? While you don’t need balls to be a man, most dudes are rather attached to their balls. Gently grope them. Feel them. ...
Grams. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I started watching Dawson’s Creek on a whim. To razz it. To see how “bad” it is, akin to how Candi and I watched the Twilight movies so we could have an objective opinion rather than blindly sh...
Titanium Dioxide. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
This is in my Caesar Dressing. This is why I can’t be bothered to be vegan or any of that other crap. All things in moderation, including moderation. If you overthink, your brain will blue scree...
Quiet. in The Napkin.
Okay, metal is playing, whatever. Another day, still sad. Spent yesterday cleaning to distract myself. As, nothing particularly pleasant really resonated with me. In a headspace where I’m afr...
OMG TEH WEED. in The Napkin.
Oh, please. I can’t eyeroll enough. There are people with legitimate medical needs, and then there’s this LOOK AT ME, I’M TREADY AND JUMPING ON THE WEED BANDWAGON. Some of you sound like a tee...
Glow. in Exerbabble III
I’m trying to absorb the post-workout moment. Or moments. Morning-of motivation varies from day-to-day. Sometimes I wake up exhausted. Sometimes I really did sleep well, but it still takes a b...
Everybody Dance Now. in The Napkin.
When I changed the attribute of virginity* on my character sheet, I made sure Led Zeppelin was playing. Specifically, the B-side to Physical Graffiti. This was entirely intentional. I’m a bit ...
Recede. in The Napkin.
Again, my right eye is failing me. This is getting very, very old. All this wonkiness started three years ago. I’m trying to remember if it was left-right-left, then right again. Tended to go...
Bodily Scents. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
If it weren’t for societal acceptance, I would go sans anti-stink stick more (deodorant/anti-perspirant). Really, if you just showered and you’re not going anywhere, relax. Heck, even if you ar...
Mah eyes. in The Napkin.
I never developed allergies until I moved south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
Dip. in The Napkin.
I’ve had a good two weeks. Better moods tend to correlate with a drop in writing, I have noticed. (Though, really bad moods can also correlate with a drop in writing, as well. Ah, that sweet s...
I got shot. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
And I got a sticker for it! Guess I’ve earned splurging on a vaccine-themed shirt. (Will still be masking.) Now to find an artist for my next tattoo, and email shoppes for whether they do male...
Maskless Exercise. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m vehemently pro-mask. I follow News 12 NJ on facebook, and it is infested by right-wingers. People that refuse to vaccinate because it is “untested”. That think social gathering is a “perso...
Cloud of Darkness. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I lopped off my long hair back in October 2004. It was an odd transition. Wasn’t my first lopping. But this was significant. Oh sure, I can pull off short and curly hair. My jet black hair is ...
Tres Amigos. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I was going to write on female vs male friendships, but I feel that entry is still percolating in my brainz. No secret most of my friends are girls/females/women/whatever. I have long since refle...
Places I have been. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I keep a giant USA map, and a giant World map, on my wall. I am sure there are those that are more traveled than I am. And those that have never left their home state or province. I will try t...
Unwritten Entries. in The Napkin.
Don’t know about you, but I have so many. I’m the mad scientist who scribbles on pieces of paper to remind myself. Sometimes I get around to fleshing the idea out. Sometimes not. Sometimes it...
Rereading this entry I wrote, I’m tempted to troll and dare a girl to make herself an omelette using my personal style of recipe. Though, might technically be called scrambled eggs with stuff in...
I don't want to go. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
97.1F. Over two weeks of whatever this bug is. Positive spirit has expired. Chronic depression taken over. Mental and physical abilities can not elaborate further. If this truly is the end: kno...
