Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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She's also enjoying Chrono Trigger so far. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
She rearranged her schedule so she could have yesterday off. Our last date was… our first so-called date four weeks ago. Hit up Cheddar’s and then Dave & Busters. Nothing complicated. Sp...
60% of the time, it works 100% of the time. in The Napkin.
I ran the math on how much time we’d have, so I took her to work yesterday, and picked her up from work. It was my day off, and it flew by. Felt so much better than the days I doomscroll, waiti...
Promise. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I got down on one knee and said something like, “I promise I want to propose to you and make you my wife. Do you promise to say yes?” A promise ring, I suppose. I mean, we only m...
Her feelings matter more than my nuanced opinion. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Oh, not really in reference to anything specific. Just a guiding mantra of mine as each day passes in this lovedrunk relationship. The eccentricity will always be there. But. That stubborn I...
She’s totally replaceable. Here’s to those that get the reference to a movie that came out 24 years ago. Anyway, Courtney can only sleep over two nights as week. Yet, the past three days have...
Side characteristics. in The Napkin.
Well, she certainly hits all the major boxes. Nerdy, neurospicy, kinky, texting style. ADHD gals love me because they tend to get lost in my personality. There’s some other boxes I didn’t rea...
One Does Not Simply Date Timmy™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Sooo, I think my luck has just changed in a massive way. Um. Philosophical question: I had a date on Saturday, and she ended up spending the next two nights. Was that one date or three dates...
Fading pretense. in The Napkin.
It’s not just that nobody checks up on me. It’s that nobody is expecting me to check up on them. That’s what’s meant by feeling needed. Nobody needs me. That’s what it can mean when “nobody ...
Consensual Stabbing. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Had the minor surgery last week. Getting knocked out is somewhere between benadryl and the best buzz you’ve ever had, plus a weird time dilation effect. You’ll remember to wear pretty underwea...
Bang your head. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, I finally got [thing] checked out Wednesaday. The dr dermatologist recommended me to a general surgeon. The ball is in motion, at least. Couple weeks ago, I set a deadlift PR, and ...
Tinderella #2. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
June 1: matched June 2: got her number June 5: classy nonfluidic cuddles June 12: SECOND CUDDLES. This whole dating app racket is a shot in the dark, and you know it. I’ve had interesti...
Monogamy, Assholes, and um. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s been a long joke with myself that I have One Confidant at a time. (noun) a person with whom one shares a secret or private matter, trusting them not to repeat it to others. Or, basica...
Celebration > Acceptance > Tolerance in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I had a date on Saturday. Well, I not a date date, but I don’t know what else to call it. Messaged (back and forth) on tinder on Wednesday, phone call on Friday, met in person on Saturday....
For the Shire. in The Napkin.
My anxiety undulates with the week. Typically higher around Sunday and Monday. Lower around today, Deadlift Day. (A Thursday.) It bumped last week as I endeavoured again to do NaNoWriMo. An...
my interior monologuer can be such a drama queen in The Napkin.
Coworker Robert happened to pop in on his day off. Said something about how his mom wanted dorito tacos. Random, but not surprising. He’s a good errand boy. Which got me doing mental math fo...
My Favorite Jew Joke. [video] in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Gosh, I hope I didn’t forget anything. Not bad for one-take.
I'm on a mission from Arnold. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m apparently five weeks into my bulk. I didn’t even know it had been five weeks until I looked over my sheet. Good to check your sheet now and then. This is my deadlift progression: In m...
Invoking the Inverse Leonardo DiCaprio Rule™. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So anyway, Mary transferred to my department a few months ago. Around May, I think. Prior, I’d only seen her in passing. She has a very strong Get AWay From Me Vibe. Or, as it is more common...
I am no longer preggers. [video] in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Seriously though, I lost 40 lbs. Since eating more, most of my bleh funk has largely disappeared. Geeeeee. I wonder why.
Maybe next week. in The Napkin.
Last week: calm happiness for no reason This week: calm sadness for no reason And they say only women have a monthly emotional rhythm. I’m used to flaccid emotions, but I’d like my libido to re...
The Sweaty Panty Barometer of Health. in The Napkin.
I woke up yesterday with that very slight scratchy in the back of my throat. You know you’re not actively sick, but it’s coming. Tore through my deadlift session, moving many kilograms of inanim...
Dying is the leading cause of death. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s a line I use. It’s nonsensical, and it amuses me every time. I got to thinking about it just now. What if the leading cause of death wasn’t dying? What if there was some sudden cause? T...
Vulva People. in The Napkin.
Ya know. When I would write elaborate crap referring to women as vulva endowed beasts or some nonsense, it was a joke. It was silly. And if you said, Timmy, I’m not just a pussy, I would agree ...
I got the deskgirl's name. in The Napkin.
It’s a big deal insofar that it wasn’t a big deal at all. I lift at the dead of the night. Usually between midnight and 2am. Either the deskgirl is there, or the deskboy. Deskboy? Never real...
Novel plot pitch. in The Napkin.
So, in real life, my sister has not reproduced. What if she had kids. And her kids eventually want to go a Grand Adventure to visit their cooky Uncle. Puts me in the novel without being omnipre...
