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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Sleepless In Seat...Huntsville in Hello
2:47 AM I plowed through the first half of season 2 of Bojack Horseman last night. That show is still depressingly funny. Seriously, the writers of that show are brilliant. Things I’ve read in ...
In Response To Last Entry in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I just feel like I need a change of scenery or hang out with someone else. I got over my hump yesterday by rewatching the Craig Ferguson clip I go to when I’m feeling low about the alcoholism. R...
Another Cookout in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
It would be on nights like this, every time, where some family would be over and there would be a cookout/food. Once the house would be empty, the trash taken out and the dishes cleaned, one qui...
On The Plateu in Dreams And Nightmares
The cabin was set against a wooded backdrop. Somewhere in the distance the water sang of a rushing river. he was dragging himself off the mound of…what appeared to be clothing formed into a mak...
In The Future in Hello
Most, if not all, schools will have memorial walls for those whom have been killed in those hallowed halls.
Jeff Foxworthy Watches Me Eat in Hello
He felt a hint of embarrassment and shame when it hit him, hard. The realization that the restaurant, which is the human equivalent of a hog trough, is sponsored by the Blue Collar comedian. Wit...
rotations yo in Hello
We do rotating three day weekends. 50 plus hours one week, 40 hours in four days the next and the reward is a mini vaca. Now that I have some money I’m going to get back to getting my car shipsh...
I Wouldn't Worry Your Pretty Little Head About It... in Hello
If films like Battleship and Need For Speed can get made, then I demand a live action version of the 80’s classic Joust! Get Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis on an ostrich, give them a mini joust...
U Shore Gots A Purdee Mouth in Hello
Freaks And Geeks is on in the background. I didn’t want to get sucked into this show but well, when I was sick a few weeks ago I watched a few episodes. Hooked. I start a temp job Monday with a...
Dear Netflix in Hello
Please bring this back. That is all, thank you.
Human, The Other White Meat in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Currently watching Hannibal Lecter break out of his makeshift prison cell in Silence of the Lambs. Still currently unemployed but I’ve been looking. Starting to get to me, I’ve grown bored with ...
Add Insult To Injury in Hello
So, while jobless I’ve been babysitting mom the last few days because she was sick. Annnd now I’ve got the flu,. as well. Fuck. I’ve spent the last two days laying around and consuming a lot of h...
He Awoke Because Of The Heat... in Dreams And Nightmares
Beads of sweat were already tickling down his forehead when he shot straight up out of a deep slumber. His head ached and there was a dryness of the mouth that could only mean one thing, he over...
Unemployed in Hello
I was let go today. Should have seen the writing on the wall… I was still a co op, they put a freeze on hiring (meaning I couldn’t get a full time position now if they wanted me to have one) and ...
Papers Say History Of Self Destructive Behavior in Hello
I’ve been eating pain killers like they were Pez today. Now I could kill a man for a few bumps of some blow. That is all, move along.
It’s 3:24 PM. I finally dragged myself out of bed a little under an hour ago. I really didn’t mean to sleep this late. It felt so real I was almost convinced I did it. Had another relapse dream....
Oh What A Day, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!! in Hello
Memorial Day Weekend I: Friday worked eight hours instead of ten and got off at 11:30 PM. Came home, smoked weed and played video games til I passed out. Saturday I road tripped with Mike to Nas...
What's Your Lie? in Hello
I officially deleted P.O.F. Nothing hurts the ego more than sending out tons of messages and not getting ONE reply.
what about the leaves... in Hello
mama, she always said “be wary of the scary” all these faces out in the crowd pleasant or something lurking i cannot tell
Sobbing, Mathematically in Hello
No one wanted to go to the park today so, as usual, I went by myself. However instead of bringing my guitar this time I actually brought my math review for the final Wednesday and sat by the pond...
High-yu-Muckamuck in Hello
Not to go on all Fours; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to eat Flesh or Fish; that is the Law. Are we not men? Not to claw Bark of Tre...
Roughly about two months ago I ran into a girl I had a big crush on from high school. We got together eleven years ago and fooled around some and left it at that. It was at the mall and she was...
What I Did Friday Night... in Hello
Chris Titus, me, and his opening act Rachel Bradley.
Spank It! Spank It Good! in Hello
I woke up from a dream a little while ago where I had a threesome with my old friends Nikki and Erin. Damn I need to get laid…
