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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Late Night Crack Itch in Hello
No, I’m not itching because of crack nor am I scratching my crack. (Ha!) Dry skin hardcore tonight. I’ve already lotioned up twice. Did not do any of what I mentioned in the last entry. Sure,...
It's Medicine, Baby! in Hello
New job is still cool. I forgot that smoke breaks on day shift can be nice. Lots of sun and a nice breeze. Plus the three main females I work with are laid back and laugh at my dumb jokes. 😁🤓 ...
If I Had The Chance in Hello
I’d force the world to dance While I’m playing with myself Who hoa hoa Playing with myself 😁 New job is cool. Same machine I ran at the last place so not too bad. Three weeks off booze.
Ugh…my stomach started hurting after I wrote and since then my ass is splooting out chocolate pudding. Nice visual, eh?
It Keeps Gettin' Funnier in Hello
EVERY TIME I SEE IT! No, not Beetlejuice talking about the Exorcist. Just Cheech and Chong Last night and tonight I got a craving for the bottle. Stop drinking Sub Reddit helped plus I ask myse...
Two Mutha Fuckin' Weeks Bitches! in Hello
It’s one forty-two AM so I’m counting this as Tuesday. Two weeks sober! sexy dance Today (Monday) was a pain in the ass. Got up and drank down the cleansing drink I got at the head shop. (Wan...
One Of Those Days in Hello
Woke up way too early. Been alone all day. Bummed out for some reason. Nothing I’ve done/think of doing has offered solace to these feelings. Meh…
Things N Stuff in Hello
Since March 1st, Fat Tuesday, I have been sober. I just had a solid poop instead of liquid Hellfire. Monday I take a drug test and turn in the offer letter with my signature for the new job. I ...
Lazy Wednesday in Hello
Used my BAM gift card today on two books. Sat and read The Ghost Tree in it’s entirety throughout the day. Good horror novel. Been cold and gray outside, good to sit inside and be warm n lazy. ...
So Much For A Good Night's Rest in Hello
I woke up a little over an hour ago. It’s almost four AM now. Instead of grilling last night we got take out. Mom, her egg foo young and me, large egg drop soup (which I’m finishing now) and an...
Two Teeth And Four Stitches Later in Hello
I’m back at home. Got gauze tucked up where I had the teeth removed. First one came out smooth, second cracked and the doc spent close to twenty minutes (plus a ten minute breather) fishing out ...
Ended up leaving the dentist’s office a voice mail about squeezing me in today or meds. The migraine is gone but it still hurts. It’s like there is a piece of food stuck in it and I keep tongui...
I’ve got a cavity that hurts so bad it’s given me a migraine. Dentist appointment is Tuesday. I hope I can hold out. OTC pills aren’t helping.
Effin' Robots in Dreams And Nightmares
Now this one is interesting. In this dream I’m with my eldest brother and SIL at Wal-Mart. There was some social distancing/Covid BS so they closed the store. We were in the parking lot and he ...
A Bit Intoxicated in Hello
I’m watching Queen’s Live Aid performance. I so wish my dad was alive. I’d beat him to death with a hammer. “Fuck Queen. That singer was a faggot.” That’s how I was raised. I heard the n wor...
https://www.reddit.com/r/boopablenosies/comments/t0jc2h/lily_needs_a_boop/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Yeah yeah, can’t really figure out posting images. That’s my baby kitty Lily...
I made the chicken Pho recipe tonight. On par with the restaurant’s. Next time I’ll get a steak and cut it real thin. I’m full and can taste each individual spice that went into the dish. NOM!
Ow! Brain freeze! Dr. Pepper Icee today. Just got in from Publix. Picked up the essentials to make chicken Pho at home. Gonna try it tomorrow night. Just need to locate a bottle of fish sauce...
After some Nyquil and a nice uninterrupted slumber, I woke up feeling tons better.
Oh This Sucks in Hello
I’m running a fever and have been coughing since about 8 PM. Never been sick on my birthday. Cross off the bucket list I guess.
This Getting Older Crap Is Getting Old in Hello
39 years old today. Woo! Woke up phlegmy with a gnarly sore throat. Also, no clue what I did but my left rib cage hurts like a bitch. I can feel it every time I take a breath. Mom treated me t...
That Went Well in Hello
We FINALLY got the restaurant Viet House right. Oh my pastafari! The Pho dish I had was amazing. It’s a very small establishment. Only open for less than a year. I did comment that it’s weir...
Too Drunk To Dream in Hello
About 10 PM last night I laid here, full tummy, very tired, fading in and out. I was ready for my slumber. Only problem is the few times I fell asleep only lead to nightmares. After about the t...
Water Dinner in Hello
Tilapia, scallops and home made hush puppies. I’m stuffed…and super beat. Woke up around six something this morning. Drove mom around to get her errands done. Used my Best Buy gift card for ...
Never Trust A Pastor At All in Hello
Especially if he was a used car salesman. My dad was so fucking stupid.
