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November 25, 2019

Perpetually Drunk in What's Happening

A few Thanksgivings ago (2016) I left the country and went to Tokyo, Japan to spend the holiday. I actually made plans to meet with a pen-pal there that I was corresponding through snail mail wit...


November 24, 2019

Leaf Skydiving in What's Happening

It’s morning. Only the most stubborn leaves are left hanging on the tree out front of my house right now. The rest of the limbs are completely bare. The base of the tree is too far off to the sid...


November 23, 2019

Small Talk in What's Happening

I swear my communication skills range from top ranking salesman to borderline autistic sometimes. I’m outside blowing the leaves and I see my neighbor come out. I wanted to compliment his new si...


November 21, 2019

Next week in What's Happening

My roommate walked out of the bathroom tonight and under his breath he said “This hand soap in here sucks.” He was talking about the Mrs. Meyers lemon scented soap that I bought. I was slightly ...


November 20, 2019

Week Six in What's Happening

It’s week six of orientation training at my new job. One of the older guys in my hiring class was trying to make fun of me and someone else today for discussing our carbohydrate intake. He jumped...


November 19, 2019

Meds in What's Happening

A lot of people take pride in the fact that they don’t ever use medicine. Sometimes you will hear someone say things like “I don’t even take aspirin for a headache.” (Weird flex, but ok.) I’m the...


November 19, 2019

Foot Geometry in What's Happening

I was really convinced that my feet were super wide for the longest time, but recently I had the width of my foot measured by a professional and he said that it’s not much wider than a normal foo...


November 17, 2019

More Purpose in What's Happening

Sound is so much crispier in the the fall season. The cold air seems to chauffeur noises right to your ear drum. Things you normally don’t notice stand out more, like the car door latching when y...


November 17, 2019

Sick & Hungover in What's Happening

It feels like everything inside my sinuses solidified while I was sleeping. I felt a sneeze coming on earlier and I started to panic. I thought: With my sinuses plugged up like this where is thi...


November 16, 2019

Magazine Recipe in What's Happening

I’m either making this for dinner tonight or tomorrow for lunch. The cucumber and apple are not part of the recipe.


November 16, 2019

Two Different Mes in What's Happening

I don’t think coming back to my house for the weekend is going to work for me long term. It’s not entirely a logistics issue. I don’t mind the drive or anything like that. It just seems pointles...


November 11, 2019

Impulse buy in What's Happening

I bought a cellular iPad today because I thought I needed one in my life. Now that I have it I realize how much I probably don’t need it. It’s just like having a giant version of my phone. I’m ...


November 10, 2019

Uninterested in What's Happening

As I mentioned in a couple of my more recent entries: getting back to my gym routine and better eating habits has affected my life in a positive way over the past few weeks. Even with feeling be...


November 09, 2019

Let's Weekend in What's Happening

I’m back home for the weekend and wanting to write a nice entry to document my week, but I’ve been struggling to get my thoughts to muster. My brain feels like the egg in the This is your brain o...


I’m bringing a couch with me on my way back to my apartment in North Jersey tonight. It will be nice to have a place to sit down and read. I have a spare IKEA Ektorp couch that I don’t need anym...


November 03, 2019

My Drunk Friend in What's Happening

My friend was in the area last night and he stopped over to visit. He walked in the house with a can of beer that was already half finished. “Did you drive over here with that?” I said. He looked...


November 02, 2019

Diet Coke in What's Happening

I’m always drinking a Diet Coke with my lunch and I mentioned to one of the guys in my new-hire class how I don’t really like drinking Aspartame, but it’s addicting and I crave it. He told me I s...


October 31, 2019

Can't Sleep in What's Happening

I gave into the urge to take a nap after work today and now I am wide awake at 12:45am. It’s week 3 of the 8 weeks of orientation classes that my new job is making me go through and it’s wearing ...


October 30, 2019

Home in What's Happening

I opened the door to my house and stood there for a minute with my mail in my hand. It was so quiet and desolate. A car passed by behind me on my residential street with a slight muffler leak and...


October 27, 2019

Socks in What's Happening

I’ve made attempts in the past to try and standardize my socks. Eventually different types of socks start to trickle back in. That’s okay though. It’s nice to have a few different styles to choo...


October 27, 2019

Brain Things in What's Happening

I may have had what might be considered somewhat of an epiphany today. Another day of not being very productive has left me continuing to ponder: What has gotten into me? The past month and a hal...


October 26, 2019

Friday Night in What's Happening

I haven’t paid for a real haircut since mid-July. The place I go to raised their prices and I usually give the girl who cuts my hair (Lynn) a good tip which ends up costing over $30.00. When I fo...


I woke up hungover this morning and I decided to conduct a forensic investigation to find out what I did last night while I was drunk. I traced some Dorito’ powder residue that was on the couch t...


October 19, 2019

Possible Strike in What's Happening

I’m back at my house in South Jersey for the weekend. I have internet here. I’m not sure if we are going to get internet access at the apartment in North Jersey. I might just see how much it cost...


October 16, 2019

Frozen in What's Happening

I tried writing a post on my phone and it froze up when I was almost done. I lost everything I typed. I don’t have internet at my new apartment, but I’d like to try and set up a hot spot on my ...


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