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My Monday night was one of calmness and relaxation. Work was slow and quiet and I was done rather early for a Monday. Bed and Netflix sounded amazing at 1230am for once and as I was getting comfo...

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So, for the past few months, I have been seeing a girl on and off in a tumultuous ‘Let’s sleep together, but not get serious’ affair with a girl, named Sabrina. Aptly, she is a huge fan of astrol...

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The other night I went on a rant with a friend and I tweeted out a list of ridiculous things that I’ve been tipped (its quite the list and sometime it might be a topic of a post) but there’s one ...

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I never imagined I would get sick of sitting at home in my bed watching Netflix and eating chips and drinking Dr Pepper in my bed, but alas, after 15 days I was nothing short of stir crazy in my ...

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I spend a lot of time writing shitty poetry that I make private just to have down in a place so I don’t have a mess of half filled notebooks like I already do. This one, just felt like it was oka...

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Today I filmed a cooking show on Snapchat for my brother from another mother and friend Max. He records this show, named “Max’s Bachelor Kitchen” with the premise that he is a lonely little boy t...

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With the way my relationships with women I loved in 2018 ended, I decided that I needed to step back a little. I stretched myself thin thinking I could handle all the things that were occurring i...

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Last night was weird in the sense that I had put on the new avengers in the background, and had been writing and working on stories and whatnot when in this half sleep dream state I had an image ...

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What do you see yourself doing in 20 years? I found that question and my naive child like response in a box the other day, while I was picking things up making my room more accessible for the she...

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I walked in the doors of the downtown jail at 6:57am after walking the block three times trying to convince myself this would be drama free and simple. There was someone sitting in the bail and ...

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That time is finally here. Took what seemed like an eternity, but in - oh approximately 4 hours, I report to the jail to get booked and released for house arrest. Last year in my monumental trip ...

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See, I had this cancer checkup last August the first. I spent the summer getting radiated and shitting my literal brains out. It was amazing fun. Great times. I never thought as a gross boy that ...

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This time a year ago was hectic. Radiation had just ended and I was getting ready to finally be able to poop firmly like a normal middle aged man. I was in the middle of a shift at the piano ba...

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How petty can you get sometimes? The one that gets me lately is being accused of peeing ‘everywhere but the toilet.’ I used to make fun of a friend who had a roommate that sat down when he’d pee...

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It’s been too long since I’ve wrote something to share with the public. I figured this would be as good an update as any seeing that I am having a hell of a time sleeping at this girl’s place wit...

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“Old man, look at my life Twenty-four and there’s so much more Live alone in a paradise That makes me think of two” Old Man - Neil Young In keeping with the ‘daddy’ (ew, I wretch typing it even) ...

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“My bf and I were having dinner with my family and I asked for my daddy to pass the sriracha my bf and my dad both reached for it” - a quote submitted for a tweet by @collegefession Here’s a good...

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“There is a condition worse than blindness, and that is, seeing something that isn’t there.” - Thomas Hardy Ever been too self reflective and think about all the wrong things you’ve done in your ...

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“I think that being happy makes the biggest impact on your physical appearance.” - Drew Barrymore I had this memory pop in my head last night while I was tending bar and getting hit on by women m...

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“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island.” — Ron Jeremy My summers at my grandmas house were month long struggles of trying to pretend to be Mormon to f...

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“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.” - Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls As a bartender, I have loads of stories of missed connections, weird meetups, so...

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“Addiction is a really hard thing to kick.” - Nikki Sixx I have an affinity for addiction. Ask some of my closest friends and family members and this is the list you’d probably get: Arby’s Dr. P...

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“A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.” - Jim Morrison Shannon and I were pretty inseparable, especially in high school. We shared a locker all four years of high school...

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I have fallen off the wagon. Of daily writing anyways, or prompts I should say. I do have posts for most of March but they are written on napkins, coasters, court case filings for my drunk drivin...

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‘Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbound set. I want more numbers than I’m li...

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