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She's also enjoying Chrono Trigger so far.
She rearranged her schedule so she could have yesterday off. Our last date was… our first so-called date four weeks ago. Hit up Cheddar’s and then Dave & Busters. Nothing complicated. Sp...
Promise.
So anyway, I got down on one knee and said something like, “I promise I want to propose to you and make you my wife. Do you promise to say yes?” A promise ring, I suppose. I mean, we only m...
Her feelings matter more than my nuanced opinion.
Oh, not really in reference to anything specific. Just a guiding mantra of mine as each day passes in this lovedrunk relationship. The eccentricity will always be there. But. That stubborn I...
That cute little face she makes when she's tonguing my balls.
She’s totally replaceable. Here’s to those that get the reference to a movie that came out 24 years ago. Anyway, Courtney can only sleep over two nights as week. Yet, the past three days have...
One Does Not Simply Date Timmy™.
Sooo, I think my luck has just changed in a massive way. Um. Philosophical question: I had a date on Saturday, and she ended up spending the next two nights. Was that one date or three dates...
Consensual Stabbing.
Had the minor surgery last week. Getting knocked out is somewhere between benadryl and the best buzz you’ve ever had, plus a weird time dilation effect. You’ll remember to wear pretty underwea...
Bang your head.
So anyway, I finally got [thing] checked out Wednesaday. The dr dermatologist recommended me to a general surgeon. The ball is in motion, at least. Couple weeks ago, I set a deadlift PR, and ...
Tinderella #2.
June 1: matched June 2: got her number June 5: classy nonfluidic cuddles June 12: SECOND CUDDLES. This whole dating app racket is a shot in the dark, and you know it. I’ve had interesti...
Monogamy, Assholes, and um.
It’s been a long joke with myself that I have One Confidant at a time. (noun) a person with whom one shares a secret or private matter, trusting them not to repeat it to others. Or, basica...
Celebration > Acceptance > Tolerance
So, I had a date on Saturday. Well, I not a date date, but I don’t know what else to call it. Messaged (back and forth) on tinder on Wednesday, phone call on Friday, met in person on Saturday....
My Favorite Jew Joke. [video]
Gosh, I hope I didn’t forget anything. Not bad for one-take.
I'm on a mission from Arnold.
I’m apparently five weeks into my bulk. I didn’t even know it had been five weeks until I looked over my sheet. Good to check your sheet now and then. This is my deadlift progression: In m...
Invoking the Inverse Leonardo DiCaprio Rule™.
So anyway, Mary transferred to my department a few months ago. Around May, I think. Prior, I’d only seen her in passing. She has a very strong Get AWay From Me Vibe. Or, as it is more common...
I am no longer preggers. [video]
Seriously though, I lost 40 lbs. Since eating more, most of my bleh funk has largely disappeared. Geeeeee. I wonder why.
Dying is the leading cause of death.
That’s a line I use. It’s nonsensical, and it amuses me every time. I got to thinking about it just now. What if the leading cause of death wasn’t dying? What if there was some sudden cause? T...
Generic Ass Advice.
squats to depth. Low reps, and high reps deadlifts and/or SLDL/RDLs. Low reps, and high reps Bulgarian split squats to depth. Attack high reps until you question your sanity rounded-back glut...
You're not a special and unique snowflake.
There’s only maybe a dozen kinds of people you’ll meet in life. This means: You are not like the majority of people on the planet. That’s a lot of people. You are like a twelfth of people o...
Let's take a moment to talk about how my semen tastes.
I think dropping dairy has made my boyspunk taste better. Oh. That was supposed to be the mid-entry reveal, as I already had the overly long ostentatious attention-grabbing title. But, I’ve been...
Enough for what?
It’s a common retort I’ve been seeing in /r/fitness. I use it to get people to reframe their question. Or otherwise realize that they don’t need to do five billion sets and reps to achieve thei...
Almost down 30 Imperial Units.
I wanted to write about flow state and my weekly sleep/lifting/food cycle. But upon looking at my lifting week, oh man. There’s too much lifting jargon. I’m not saying I can’t articulate it. ...
Now with 12% less Timmy™.
The overhead light in my living room is lighting not unlike the gym. I can’t help but pose in the mirror and think that’s me? Meanwhile, bathroom lighting tends not to be as good. All you see i...
"How are you?" is an invasive question.
How are you? What is your current emotional status? How is your body feeling? How is your family feeling? Are your cats okay? Is your relationship healthy? How are your kids? What is your ...
Flow State.
I’d swear I tried writing about this concept, but it was definitely years ago. At least in terms of lifting, I like working in three week cycles. It’s… not unlike college semesters. How long bet...
Pink Vaper.
Got a month dry earlier this week. How to describe it for the normies… Eh, you wouldn’t understand. It’s not even like there was despair this relapse. But then again, that might be why it laste...
The Personhood of Theseus.
The concept of “growing up” and “acting/being” an adult is silly. Almost a misconception. As if we Pokemon morph into a different person. I don’t know a single friend who has drastically changed....
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
