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It’s late and I don’t know what to do with my hands. I would rather be asleep, hands tossing and turning but at least with purpose. I made a fake discovery or a real one. I was watching some weir...


July 07, 2017

House of Future Past

Ok kids, so I woke at the crack of noon, for the second, that’s woke twice not a two-noon day, yawned, scratched, made a little coffee and stepped outside. “Oh Shit,” I oh shitted and went back i...


June 28, 2017

Recall

I went from at least a decade of not recalling dreams, not just content but whether or not I even had any, to, recently, being overcome with them. The practice of not even trying to remember thin...


June 26, 2017

Stoplight Sonnets

“Hey! Roll down your window.” “Hi. What?” “My mom used to sing that song.” “Oh. Nice. Why’d she stop?” “Vocal chords shut down.” “That’s terrible, how … here comes the guitar solo.” “She got shot...


June 23, 2017

Falling from Grace

Few days ago, let’s call it Tuesday for the sake of continuity, I tripped on the stairs before dawn and fell hard and heavy on my ample and expensive butt. My ample and expansive (it’s expensive ...


Not sure why but a line I heard in something has been bugging the shit out of me. Oh, I guess I could come at it sideways; a few days ago I was at this place called, I think, Sephora, messing wit...


June 14, 2017

Yebo!

Sometime in the last fifteen years or so, I went to my niece’s graduation in Olympia; The Evergreen State. That’s the name of the school; The Evergreen State. There were all kinds of family there...


June 06, 2017

Man overboard!

I guess I go overboard when I start a new project. That’s the polite term for obsessive/compulsive. I’ve made three batches of balm and I sent away for exotic jars and butters and oils. Turns out...


May 31, 2017

Movement of Jah people

How long has it been since I’ve been here? A day? A week? A year? Maybe I’vew never been here, just having a case of logged-in-de-ja-vu. I was describing the balm I was making to this guy at a di...


You know, it’s weird. Sure ya do. I was watching something that wasn’t very good and my mind was wondering to that old saw about going back in time and killing Hitler. I tried remembering the las...


1 cup, give or take, coconut oil (cosmetic grade) 1/3 cup mango seed butter, give or take, raw 1/3 cup, give or take, shea butter 1/3 cup, give or take, cocoa butter 1 tblsn jojoba oil 1 tblsn vi...


May 14, 2017

I had something ...

The good news is that I’ve been writing a lot, good news for me, I haven’t been posting it. Huh, I’ve been noticing that too; all it takes to be good news is it not being shitty news. It’s going ...


May 09, 2017

The weekend

I spent the weekend near Indianapolis. My little sister married her husband. Heh. They were married late last year, but this was the wedding for friends and family. I took my mom and GF in my car...


May 03, 2017

Shepard

Not very shocked, but all those entries I’ve been writing in my head? — they’re not here. It’s ok, most were extended play on words or too much the consistency of playdough or too good for the li...


April 26, 2017

Isiah

I picked up a bible kind of book thing a few weeks back, Isiah 53. Not to denigrate, but to summarize, it’s an argument to Jews about Christ being predicted and meeting all the criteria and occas...


So, I had a very un-haredawg-like moment the other day. I went to a Medicinal Disperary for, among other things a topical and RSO capsules (Rick Simpson Oil, this guy had been using medical marij...


April 22, 2017

Elani

I’ve been thinking about people, songs and places that I haven’t thought about in years. Compulsively, not like a passing fancy, but in depth; old friends, old attractions, old acquaintances. The...


April 19, 2017

Jesus Juice

Kaneh-Bosm is a Hebrew phrase (phonetically of course) for the oil Jesus used to anoint and cleanse feet with. Ok, that’s a celebrity endorsement, he didn’t invent the stuff, the recipie is older...


April 17, 2017

What would Jesus Eat?

I just lived through three months of a trump presidency, maybe four, feels like longer, and all the attendant lionizing and demonizing and Christ you’d think it would damn hard to offend me now, ...


April 10, 2017

The rovin' dies hard

When I was in school (shut up, I totally went to school, shit I’ve got enough book larning to hit the middle of the Trump administration edgumacation bell curve) I had trouble finding English cla...


April 08, 2017

Just keeping up

I’m not sure if I mentioned this before, it was several months in the making. Back when everybody was fiercely polarizing, instead of the dull roar of us vs them, I made more contact with faceboo...


April 08, 2017

From 4/8/2011

Monday morning you sure look fine, Friday I got traveling on my mind, first you love me, then you get on down the line, but I don’t mind — Fleetwood Mac On a Monday I was arrested — Leadbelly Mon...


April 06, 2017

Ideation

I used to think in stories and poetry. As obvious as that sounds to me, it might not be that obvious, I don’t know, on one level I think there’s only a fraction of a degree of separation between ...


April 05, 2017

Roaches

Let’s call it March 5th 1991 because thaty’s close enough for jazz. Um, what’s it? I took over another workers caseload, my memory wants to say because she was a shitty social worker, but I didn’...


April 02, 2017

St. Stephen

You know how you’re in an elevator or on hold with your CPA or something and the muzak philharmonic version of, say, muskrat love comes on, and you find yourself singing along and any progress yo...


Book Description

Thought I’d change the title. Some of my best friends are white girls. 95 percent of my friends are in cars going fast.
But perhaps For White Girls In Cars Going Fast was offensive. White girls can call each white girls, but I think we’re supposed to refer to them as pigment challenged Americans, which must confuse the hell out of the Brits, Aussies, and other such nationals on this site, e,g, “My pigmentation is fine and I’m a Not American American.”