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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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d3 in idea barrages
1.) When your brother has mining claims in the desert and people call Black Lives Matter “BLM”, you think they mean “Bureau of Land Management” and you get really really confused. 2.) One’s a cop...
d2 in idea barrages
1.) Refer to something as “Christmas AF” and say you mean “Christmas, All Festive”. 2.) In PLANES, did one plane accuse another of having “altimeter motives”? If not, why did you even make the mo...
d1 in idea barrages
1.) LAST JEDI’s coming out now, anyway, not in the ‘90s, so at least we’re spared a Porgy POG. 2.) You get to have all the Christmas you want, pard, it is everywhere all the time for well over a ...
the fluff cycle in poetry
do you ever feel like an unpaired sock floating alone in the abandoned laundromat drier of life? I’m asking for a friend are you afraid that your mate went off wandered away into so...
nov capstone in idea barrages
1.) Fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist Muslims, fundamentalist Jews, fundamentalist Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, whatever, those aren’t their actual faiths. They all worship at the twin altar...
america or doctor america's monster in poetry
I kind of want to dress up as Frankenstein hassle people waiting in Black Friday doorbuster lines yell “CONSUMERISM BAD” “FIRE BAD” “GOOD WINE” remind them that giving up your family and fri...
yes, call it a comeback in poetry
the day after the day reincarnation was proven true and they developed the machines that could tell you who you were when you were in the last life and the one before that and again and again ...
they called him Charles Brickens in poetry
How can the Flintstones have a Christmas special? How can Cocoa Pebbles have a holiday Sugar Cookie flavour? How can Fred and Barney act in a stage version of A Christmas Carol when a Christma...
n29 in idea barrages
1.) When the death of net-neutrality throttles the internet and we all have to retreat to low-bandwidth BBS-style threaded message boards, oh man, then us oldsters are gonna shine again. LET’S PR...
n28 in idea barrages
1.) Name your line of panties “DMs” so that we can make the “sliding into your DMs” jokes on Twitter literal. 2.) Someday if we still get a future, they will look upon the NFL the same way we loo...
n27 in idea barrages
1.) If the only reason you appreciate something is nostalgia, you have no reason to appreciate it. It is probably actually bad. Move forward. 2.) One’s a cop who wears a turban. One’s a cop who c...
rhyme of the ancient mariner in poetry
the problem with poems that rhyme done once you must then for all-time break out of the set rhyming scheme then all the words sound just obscene the change will drain you of your wit and al...
n26 in idea barrages
1.) Thinking back upon my He-Man toys, it’s fascinating how even the guy with a skull for a face was built like if Jose Canseco ate Mark McGuire and then on top of that, all of The Ultimate Warri...
n25 in idea barrages
1.) In this nightmare, I got hired for a job but no one would tell me what the job was, what to do, when or where to do it so I got fired. I think it was a metaphor for being alive. 2.) An elite ...
barrage friday in idea barrages
1.) Dear Marvel, we demand a scene where Downey & Cumberbatch’s characters solve a problem together & Hiddleston quips “Aren’t you a couple of Sherlock Holmes?” Bonus points if Pratt says...
barragegiving in idea barrages
1.) Your song about sex-starved dryads will be called “Knotty Girls Need Love Too”. 2.) Over a year later, I still can’t fathom how little one would have to care about their Hispanic, Muslim, fem...
n21 in idea barrages
1.) The measure of the good you do is not what philosophy or motivation stands behind your action but rather simply that you did it. 2.) It becomes clearer that McDonalds’ slogan “Food Folks And ...
n20 in idea barrages
1.) If you marry a conjoined twin, are you still their better half? Maybe just their better third? 2.) Whenever I see that old Batman where Alfred puts on the Bat-suit to help Bruce Wayne maintai...
n19 in idea barrages
1.) If I was the pilot who sky-wrote his meat and potatoes up in the blue, I simply would’ve kept saying it was just a failed attempt at a cowboy hat. In 2017, the press is so credulous gullible,...
writing prompt: the painting "nighthawks" in misc. flash fiction
Everyone talks a big game about the value of a home-cooked meal, he thought to himself as he drank his coffee alone in an almost-empty restaurant, unless they’re the one who has to cook it. When ...
n18 in idea barrages
1.) Your pop-punk band that only writes songs about Star Wars will be called “Binks-182”. 2.) Your fan-fiction where instead of Locutus, the Borg turn Picard into their Borg Queen will be called ...
writing prompt: prickly, title: sabra in misc. flash fiction
The prickly pear received its name because its fruit, while thorny on the outside, contains a soft sweet fruit once you get beneath its well-protected skin. The people there who identify as Israe...
writing prompt: dancing, title: a brief introduction to Kuflexi in misc. flash fiction
It was difficult enough, as a newly faster-than-light humanity made contact with the extra-solar races, to figure out how to translate each of their written and spoken languages back and forth to...
n17 in idea barrages
1.) If you were wondering what the worst dialogue writing in modern film history looked like, you’re in luck, TITANIC is returning to theatres for a week. 2.) The Confederacy making its last stan...
n16 in idea barrages
1.) The day after Thanksgiving, don’t shop, just eat leftovers and read old MAD magazines and call it “Blech Friday”. 2.) Treadmill tonight: 1.2 miles in a half hour. Evening blood sugar: 88. (Th...
