Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Generic Ass Advice. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
squats to depth. Low reps, and high reps deadlifts and/or SLDL/RDLs. Low reps, and high reps Bulgarian split squats to depth. Attack high reps until you question your sanity rounded-back glut...
You're not a special and unique snowflake. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
There’s only maybe a dozen kinds of people you’ll meet in life. This means: You are not like the majority of people on the planet. That’s a lot of people. You are like a twelfth of people o...
I rate you 7/11. in The Napkin.
I’d like to check out your goods at 2am any day of the week.
I think dropping dairy has made my boyspunk taste better. Oh. That was supposed to be the mid-entry reveal, as I already had the overly long ostentatious attention-grabbing title. But, I’ve been...
I'll pass. in The Napkin.
I think I’m opting out of this Political Season. I’m usually a loud liberal blowhard. I feel more like a defeated optimist. There is so much noise, and I’d rather not have it perturb my headspa...
I washed my hair. in The Napkin.
It takes 3 weeks to form a habit. This is halfway there. After 3 weeks, you’re actively remembering to do something. You’re proud you formed a habit. Maybe a touch of New Habit Energy™. I posi...
Efficacy of an Atypical Circadian. in The Napkin.
Sleeping in is way easier if it’s dark outside. My typical shift is 4am - 1pm. Most people would probably wake up just before the shift, right? 3ish? Maybe even redline to 3:45am? Their circa...
I'm a pedantic twat. in The Napkin.
Or is it surly cunt. No, no. Former is an articulate followed by a self-deprecating term. Later is a negative term followed by a negative. And makes me sound potentially Australian. Oi, mate, y...
Ah, healthy natural sleep. in The Napkin.
Ten hours of sleep. Half a benadryl, magnesium, no melatonin. Having two days a week to sleep in is underrated. Oh, I try to get sleep the rest of the week. I give myself 8 hours, and it ends ...
Feelings will pass, feelings will pass... in The Napkin.
Ever feel like your own friend collective has conspired to quietly tolerate you, and secretly hopes you kill yourself? It’s the anxiety and passive depression, I tell myself. But, the popular na...
There, I posted this week. in The Napkin.
One take on my potential NaNoWriMo is to split myself into three perspectives: Father, son, and the one in between. As it’s a TimmyNovel, they’d all be failures. HA HA. Like, I could write Wha...
Enough for what? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It’s a common retort I’ve been seeing in /r/fitness. I use it to get people to reframe their question. Or otherwise realize that they don’t need to do five billion sets and reps to achieve thei...
Quality sleep and stuff. in The Napkin.
Dude, I ate beans&rice before bed, and my weight is still lower than it was yesterday. THIS JS WILDSAUCE. I mean, I know the math. I’m in sharp enough of a deficit that a small portion of be...
More musings. in The Napkin.
I think more people have blood sugar issues than they realize. It is not a subject I’m versed in, but my energy has definitely been consistently better since I’ve been consistently eating better...
Between MEV and MRV. in The Napkin.
One of the more interesting things I learned in nutrition class years ago has to do with saturated fat. Viscerally, we know what saturated means and feels like. But chemically? What is saturate...
So, I posited a wild theory that my cut might have been making me hangery and have hangxiety, despite not really feeling hungry. Like, rather than manifesting hunger, I was feeling gently more a...
Protein Synthesis is Higher Day After Training. in The Napkin.
I have cited this so many times to calm fledging bros. Little bros are addicted to the fallacy of the “anabolic window”. A perceived use-it-or-or-lose-it time where you should eat and down prot...
At least I get to eat cheese every day. in The Napkin.
Not sure if I’m annoyed at a plethora of small things, or if my cut is catching up with me. Caffeine intake could be worse but uuuhhhh. That I feel more normal after eating. And I wake up kind ...
Definitely some ounces off the scale. in The Napkin.
Spring shearing. I got lazy and grew the pubes out. Whatever. Growing more and more indifferent to shorn scrotum upkeep. But holy hell, I got a lotta bush. It’s getting warmer out, it’s near-...
I Shower Daily. in The Napkin.
Just an annotation. I have had periods of depression where I wasn’t showering. I’m talking weeks, man. Things get unpleasant, trust me. I live in this meatbag, and it sucks. I have about three...
I love getting around to a proper sucking session. in The Napkin.
I woke up early, and felt motivated to vacuum. I’ve meant to vacuum once a week, but who actually holds themselves to that. Nonetheless, with four cats, even a half-assed vacuum will pick up a ...
Almost down 30 Imperial Units. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wanted to write about flow state and my weekly sleep/lifting/food cycle. But upon looking at my lifting week, oh man. There’s too much lifting jargon. I’m not saying I can’t articulate it. ...
It's not intelligent. in The Napkin.
You know how Windows and Mac is just a GUI over an infrastructure we used to interact with directly? So-called AI is nothing more than a search engine with a glossy output system. Whatever it’s...
Endogenous OCD. in The Napkin.
I’m not sure if there’s another term for this. I’ve met people with some serious clinical OCDs. I have more… set tendencies. I’m consistent! We all find little ways that things work for us, a...
Portions & meals, not calories. in The Napkin.
So, rest day from the gym. Skipped my oatmeal and went straight to my lb of ground meat. Today, ground chicken. With half a bag of spinach on top, of course. (Season, cover 15 minutes medium-...
