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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Me: "I'm Dying" in Hello
Eric: I’m dying harder me: I’m dying harder than Bruce Willis Eric: I’m dying at a depth that may surprise you… Those are usually the first text messages Eric and I share with each other…give ...
Late Up And Go in Hello
Damn, I didn’t realize I haven’t signed into PB all week. I come back to 15 new entries and 5 new comments. That’s the joys of working days and having your night time limited. The new job is ...
HUZZAH AGAIN!!!! in Hello
They called me back yesterday afternoon. I start Tuesday morning. :-D
Second interview went well. Basically met with the HR lady and BS’ed for a few minutes. From there went and took my wiz quiz (drug test) to which I tested positive for crazy (HA) but negative f...
Second Interview in Hello
Got a call back from the company on Wednesday asking me to come back for a second interview. I was dancing around on the phone in front of a nurse at a computer, the rest of the staff, a line of...
Two Months in Hello
I wrote exactly two months ago. Bah. Let’s see…got the job at Lowes beforehand, put in two months there before I quit because it was a shit job. The night I decided to quit I applied for a mach...
There's A Starman Waiting In The Sky in Dreams And Nightmares
Sunlight above.... Bright…shiny…bright and beautifully blinding in it’s light soon now a circle of light upon dark walls or a cave falling from hilltop into a cavern upon t he ground it’s hot da...
F.U. POPCORN SHRIMP! in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I feel sick at my stomach right now. Hello, my name is Jesse and I’m an alcoholic and addict. I was 14 years old when I had my first cigarette. Don’t believe the hype that marijuana is the gatew...
Rose managed to get into the garage two nights ago and hide well. She finally came out last night but I was super worried about my fluffly kitty. Spent the majority of yesterday and LATE last ...
Happy Birthday To Me...Bah! in Hello
Yes, today is my birthday. Have been dreading it all week. I don’t know why. Now here’s Youtube. I’m 33 today so I find this one fitting. And lastly how I feel today. Move along, move alon...
Merc With A Mouth in Hello
Just got back from seeing Deadpool. My ass is still at the theater from where I laughed it off.
Can't Sleep in Hello
5:56 AM I’m tired but can’t sleep. My wrists itch SO bad that I want to chew them off, heh. I know, they’re healing. Spent the better part of the last two nights catching up on TV watching and...
12:44 AM in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
I wrote this earlier and deleted it but here we go again. Almost ended up in the psych ward again. While super intoxicated I carved my wrists up pretty bad. Some days i feel like I can live for...
Farting Blood in Hello
Speaking of farting blood, I ate some enchiladas with extra jalapenos a little while ago for dinner. My bed will smell funky in the morning. Speaking of tomorrow, I have an interview with Lowes....
T-A-C-O-C-A-T OH TACO CAT! in Hello
I laid in bed last night starring at the ceiling through the darkness questioning my existence. Blurred by nightmares again. Something has got to give. Reality or my perception of it…
Accident Man in Hello
The sinus issue has cleared up. My glasses got broken so I’m wearing my old pair from twenty years ago. Makes me feel like an 80’s computer programmer. Seriously, these things are so fucking b...
KittenCorn Made Me Do It in Hello
Before I do this survey, I just wanted to say I woke up sick this morning. Bah! Fill it out in comments to me and then post it in your own journal! Give me a nickname and explain why you picked...
What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
First woke up at 7 something this morning, rolled over to go back to sleep careful not to hurt my bruised left arm. Even setting the left side of my face onto the pillow hurt. From the temple t...
R.I.P. David Bowie in Hello
The Starman hath returned to the stars…
Try To Watch This Without Laughing in Hello
https://www.dropbox.com/s/yo2nebbqe5dsa6j/Boner%20Jam.mp4?dl=0 Video made by Eric on his new editing software. Also, I didn’t realize how fat…ter I got after I quit smoking.
Prim Pink Panties in Dreams And Nightmares
This dream was an odd one, yet again. Party at the house though not the one I live in…whatever. My eldest brother showed up with his friend Steve (who I’ve met and is actually really cool.) Ja...
Lost Cause in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
It got in my head last night and I couldn’t shake it. Ended up at the liquor store to get a cheap bottle. I should have called someone to talk or something else. I was texting a friend today ...
FU/TV in Dreams And Nightmares
Digital Cable. Well over thee-hundred plus television networks with millions of programs and most of them shit. After writing the following rant on my phone today I’m deciding to stay away from ...
Shadowed Like In Eternal Sunshine in Dreams And Nightmares
First. Had started back at the old deli job. For some reason it was in the area of the Apron’s kiosk…everyone was crammed in. Things were dark, light every second florescent fixture was out. ...
Pirates 'n' Boxers in Hello
One day out of each month should be reserved for a theme. My pick? Pirate day. Everyone gets out there best sea clothing and set sail for adventure. Think of it. It’s a regular business day....
