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I AM AN ETERNAL MONSTER OF LIGHT

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MQ is back from vaycay and is a LIGHTNING BALL OF ENERGY. He walked in and within five minutes, Bachelor was like “I don’t think I can handle him today.” FAIR. It’s the campy kinda energy today. ...


I have yet to write in a paper journal, ha ha. I think I’ll start tonight. I could say I’ve done a great job of not writing here but mostly I’ve just been too goddamn busy. CRAZY WORK WEEK, Y’ALL...


Christ. I really haven’t felt like writing lately. NOT SURE WHY but I think I’m gonna keep it rolling, since I’ve recently had discussions with friends on how my WRITING ADDICTION is stronger tha...


Hey dudes! Do you have a song you’re listening to on repeat right now and you know you’re gonna ruin it for yourself but you can’t stop anyway? HIT ME WITH IT. It doesn’t have to be good, haha. T...


https://twitter.com/radtoria/status/1148644508575207424 My friend is @milesgrover, option 4 on group 35 (this link should bring you directly to it). I HAVE BECOME STRANGELY INVESTED IN THIS. I DO...


I HAVE 60 DAYS TO TRANSFORM INTO A HEALTHY PERSON. Ha ha. But for real, I want to be, like. Less garbage before I turn 30. I leave for the UK on June 10. THAT GIVES ME 61 DAYS AND TODAY I AM TOO...


If you skip a couple songs, it still counts. I did this callout on Facebook and am already drowning in suggestions but WHY NOT ADD TO THE LIST. Also I had to go mostly FO recently, so if you wann...


Tryna get my return ticket and it’s being a REAL FUCKO. Using Skyscanner which is definitely the best one I’ve seen but I’M A REAL NOOB AND WANNA MAKE SURE I’M NOT GETTING JACKED. (Don’t worry, p...


HI HI HI HI LOOK AT ME I’M HERE. Went to a conference in Portland for 3 days and it was great but exhausting and I wrote an entry while I was there but didn’t get around to posting it and HONESTL...


MONDAY FUNDAY. This illness is sinus-y as fuck, but it’s already going softly into that rhinovirus goodnight. That makes me INFINITELY GODDAMN HAPPY because I’m leaving town for a 3-day conferenc...


LP yesterday: The whole time I was in England, my nasal passages were clear, and as soon as I got back I’m all congested again. (He’s essentially allergic to the pacific northwest, so this is no...


London on the 11th, then going to Liverpool (MAYBE, if Carolyn still lives there), then Glasgow then Edinburgh. No dates set yet on when I’m migrating to each place. WANT TO HANG? I KNOW WE WEN...


OH HI, FOLKS. Good weekend!!!!!!!! I SLEPT FOR SOME OF IT WHICH IS PRETTY NICE but then slept like shit again last night, ha ha, it’s fine, whatever. WHATEVER. I’m slowly approaching the place I ...


I don’t… even know how to explain last night. HA HA. I will maybe do a video? Because there are ideas in my head but writing them down feels weird and not… right… so maybe I’ll just verbally barf...


THE SLEEP IS GONE AGAIN, Y’ALL. Oh well. OH WELL. No one needs it. I “woke up” (in the sense that I was only partially asleep, most of my brain waiting for the fucking alarm to ruin my life) and...


December 06, 2018

DePhoMo #5: Country Life in DePhoMo

I don’t live in the country, but I did take a picture of this painting in a bar once. I mean, I imagine that’s meant to be the country. #NotAllCountryBabies, obv. OR IS IT? No of course it’s not...


December 04, 2018

DePhoMo4: PATTERNS in DePhoMo

I’m trapped in a pattern of mutually enabled self-destruction with my MAYBE-BEST-FRIEND???-turned-boss. I regret nothing, except referring to him as a friend lol lol lol but no I love him more th...


lol CW: Dieting, weight loss, way cooler hair than I have now (this one’s just for me because seeing my old hair makes me sad)


THIS IS ABOUT DIET STUFF. HA HA OBVIOUSLY. . . . . . . . . . . . . K so the first couple weeks I had beer twice, regained 4 pounds. Got back down to where I was. Third week I had a milk shake, g...


Man. Yesterday was not super easy. I just wanted bread all goddamn day. It was maybe psychological, cos I finally decided to kick down my calorie count to actually LOSE weight instead of maintain...


CW - diet stuff, progress pics YEAH I’M QUOTING JOHN MAYER IN MY TITLE, WHAT OF IT. I’ve actually had a couple John Mayer lyrics floating through my head lately. “HEAVIER THINGS” HOLDS UP PRETTY...


CW: DIET GARBAGE, BODY IMAGE ISSUES DAY 6, BITCHES. I went out to eat last night for the first time. There was a cheese/meat plate with a FUCKTON OF STUFF on it and I went to town. Obviously cou...


July 03, 2018

La Croix and Chill in FOOD SHIT

CW: DIET STUFF. I swear to God I’ll get less boring when I settle into this a little more. Probably?!?! (Ha ha yeah then I’ll go back to talking about failing to take dick with any regularity. SO...


HI. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI. IT’S MONDAY AND LITERALLY NO ONE IS HERE BUT ME AND GIRLCRUSH. GOD IT’S SO QUIET. PACEY IS OUT FOR ALMOST TWO GODDAMN WEEKS AND I AM SO THRILLED. My boss isn’t bac...


JUST REALIZED THIS TITLE + THE EMOJI IS WILDLY MISLEADING. I HAVE NO SEXUAL THINGS TO SAY TODAY. Well okay I guess I did bang Misha the other night but it was not a noteworthy experience. And I b...


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