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I AM AN ETERNAL MONSTER OF LIGHT

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Finally called my clinic about my scrip, and my LMHC doesn’t have an opening until October 29. Supposedly they contacted her about a bridge refill, but who knows (A) if that actually happened and...


I AM NOT DOING VERY WELL THIS WEEK. CW: Mental health, pet death Last week I shit the bed at work. Just. Could not motivate myself to do my job. I also ran out of my ADHD meds and have yet t...


OH HELLO. Since I’ll be Actually Alone for a few days soon, I figure I’ll take the time to record an AMA! If you gots any questions for me, comment below. K that’s my only update today. (Oh also...


Fuck, y’all. I HAVE A MILD HANGOVER AGAIN. I haven’t mentally adjusted to my significantly lower tolerance, so when I do drink I forget that 3 drinks is a lot fuckin’ more than it was 3 months ag...


OH, HELLO, SEPTEMBER. NICE TO SEE YOU THERE. NOT FUCKING REALLY PLEASE FUCK RIGHT OFF. No, it’s fine. It’s aaaaalllll fine. I just… It’s dark before 8PM now and we’ll lose an increasing number of...


I haven’t felt legitimate work stress in a really long time, but HOO BOY IT SURE IS HAPPENING NOW and it’s my own fault for… thinking I was capable of accomplishing anything lol lol lol lol no it...


OH HI. I’ve written a bunch of entries and then not posted them and the last few started with “i’ve written a bunch of entries and then not posted them” because I’m very smart and good and living...


Avoiding homework. If you can even call it that. DID I MENTION I AM TAKING THE ABSOLUTE FUCKIN WORST ASL CLASS OF ALL TIME? Oh lord. I’m sure she’s a great teacher IRL, but her style absolutely d...


HI EVERYONE. A couple hours after writing the last entry (which, after some thought, I also emailed to Zardoz since we’ve been talking about relationships a lot lately), Zelda told me they—as in,...


Someone mentioned they don’t know about my parent sitch and I figured I should probably attempt to recap it since I haven’t done that in a long time and my perspective has significantly changed o...


Just got out of a great Meeting that went a little something like this HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, GOODBYE FOREVER


I keep writing entries and not posting them, so I’ll re-pose the question: What song is stuck in your head NOW? They’re all going on this playlist. Also if you already posted one and don’t see i...


What song is stuck in your head right now? I don’t care if it’s annoying/terrible/something your toddler has had on repeat all day, I just wanna know what’s WEDGED IN YOUR SKULL RIGHT NOW. . . . ...


I need to make this quick which means I shouldn’t start writing it. LOL okay fuck it I’ll wait. I AM AN ADULT NOW, I CAN WAIT TO WRITE AN ENTRY AND DO URGENT WORK INSTEAD. I did the thing. I AM...


HI, EVERYONE. I HAVE A PIZZA HANGOVER AND I REGRET NOTHING. Seriously I ate so much fucking food last night fuck. And watched a hundred million hours of Supernatural and it was probably what I ne...


I planted tomato plants and they’re not dead. Two of them even have FLOWERS on them. Most of the other plants are dead. But probably only because it took me way way way too long to plant them. Th...


Not sure why I’m updating daily again when NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS but oh well lol DEAL WITH IT. I have my training for the volunteer calls tonight. I already got assigned a list of 10 people to...


I’ve been working in the yard a little more and boooyyyyy HOWDY I don’t know what I’m doing. Weird that the muscle memory from… a couple summers planting flowers when I was 8 or 9 didn’t magicall...


I spent my three-day weekend cleaning and organizing shit. Part of this was because of the “self-inspection” sent to me by our landlord, so we can renew our lease. I guess normally they’d have so...


I had to–well fuck me to death I VOLUNTEEEEEERED to–give my team’s update on this beefy call with like 60 folks, including most of our managers and a couple members of the C-suite. I had to give ...


I have work to do. I am not doing the work. I am here. I really wanna get on top of my shit this week but FUCK. Yesterday was tough, emotionally, although I’m not sure why. Other than… I suppose ...


Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? I used to give all the fucks about this because open closet doors in the dark always make me feel like someone’s gonna JUMP OUT AND ATTACK ME, ...


I got about 3 hours of sleep and I want to die. When I did finally sleep, I dreamed that I had a penis. And when I woke up, I realized it was modeled after MQ’s penis. (But uncircumcised.) I’m s...


I really need to stop getting sucked into Twitter threads lol fuck. Last night’s thread was about gifted programs–folks who think you’re a whiny fuck if you complain about being a “gifted” child,...


I have two guinea pigs, not just one! I AM VERY BAD AT VIDEOS BUT HERE THEY ARE: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nskdbJ2qB/?igshid=57mmlng69oip


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