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I AM AN ETERNAL MONSTER OF LIGHT

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Had a whole thing about how the LP situation is INDEED similar to my stepmom’s thing, but not as bad by any stretch and doesn’t cause me anywhere near the same level of anxiety because he’s hones...


CW: PTSD sorta, vomit, suicidal ideations, weight loss, alcohol (Man those content warnings make this sound a LOT more fucked up than it is. I’M FINE, FOLKS. MOST OF THOSE TOPICS WERE JUST BRIEF...


WELP. Time to stop drinking. Haha. Not, like, permanently. But I definitely definitely definitely need to stop until I can set hard limits on myself even when I feel like having one more, because...


Welp! I broke Chocolate. Goddammit why couldn’t I just keep my STUPID IDIOT MOUTH SHUT. I hung out with GirlCrush last night. She and Chocolate got together to talk about how Chocolate is unhapp...


Yesterday was a shit show. I was sleep-deprived and infinitely busy and everything went FINE but holy shit, I forgot. I FORGOT WHAT SESSION FEELS LIKE. And we’re not even IN session yet. I should...


OH HI. I appreciate all your comments on the last entry, and honestly shocked no one attacked me on talking about parenting as though I have any fucking clue??? YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT. I know every ...


OH HI GUYS. I ordered lunch from Specialty’s. It was 15 goddamn dollars and I regret nothing. HOLY SHIT THIS POPPY SEED BREAD IS TOO GOOD TO EXIST. I need to learn how to make potato poppy seed b...


January 04, 2019

JaVidMo #3 in Public

“A video of a goal you hope to accomplish in six weeks.” https://www.instagram.com/p/BsM4jSdlwr1/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1xl0qag4thl5b


Literally all of these videos are going to be about me in some capacity, but here’s LP telling me why I’m great. (I posted it on Insta yesterday, I just forgot to put it on here.) https://www.ins...


December 28, 2018

COMPLAINTS + SURVEY in Public

I SURVIVED THE THING. Actually it was very fun. Big Brother and I had two drinks before we got there, so I was loosened up and feeling social. I was basically on my game for most of the night. We...


I guess I could talk about actual Things instead of being sad about the meaninglessness of existence?!?!? Friday Happy hour with the Kord Blood Kidz and Nate. No one invited SOD because they coul...


One great thing about being apathetic towards Christmas is that there’s no post-Christmas depression. No matter how sweet my Xmas was as a kid, I always felt melancholy on Christmas night. All th...


December 21, 2018

shoes, betch in Public

Remember that time I said I wasn’t gonna socialize in December and now I have two social plans in a row tonight? JESUS CHRIST. HH with the Kord Blood Kidz. I… think someone invited SOD but I don’...


Big Brother called me at 6:30 last night to ask me how to “send an email so no one can see who it was sent to.” Known to all other adult humans as “BCC” and literally how do you not know how to d...


Oh man, so I tried to get drunk on two beers yesterday (since more would be a bad idea) and film myself talking about primary/secondary qualities because WHY NOT LOL. But then I wound up, uh, rea...


Okay y’all, I spent like, a third of my day yesterday thinking about primary vs secondary properties because it seemed like the way I was describing it was being interpreted as like, different pe...


OH HI, EVERYONE!!!!!!!! Man, an interesting convo happened in my comments yesterday! Basically about how understanding secondary properties is the basis of empathy, so it actually IS a big deal t...


Oh man oh man I’M SO FAR BEHIND ON DEPHOMO. I should play catchup today. I should also do some work. Ugh. Thursday was SUPPOSED TO BE my final social event of the month. It was good. Went out w...


I decided to do some outdated NoJoMo prompts in a single video because WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO. MY LAUNDRY? LOL WHO AM I, THE POPE? I… I MEAN THE POPE PROBABLY DOESN’T DO LAUNDRY? gotta get a lau...


December 06, 2018

DePhoMo #5: Country Life in DePhoMo

I don’t live in the country, but I did take a picture of this painting in a bar once. I mean, I imagine that’s meant to be the country. #NotAllCountryBabies, obv. OR IS IT? No of course it’s not...


COUNTRY LIFE, man I have no idea what to do with that since I live in a city and never leave. Ha ha. Also, ninjas. HOW CAN I TIE NINJAS INTO A THING. Man, so Big Brother (dude in the pics from ...


December 04, 2018

DePhoMo4: PATTERNS in DePhoMo

I’m trapped in a pattern of mutually enabled self-destruction with my MAYBE-BEST-FRIEND???-turned-boss. I regret nothing, except referring to him as a friend lol lol lol but no I love him more th...


THE SEATTLE LIBRARY, Y’ALL. Reasons I like the Seattle Library: cool walls (what a good angular boy) public bathrooms p sure it has books????? I was drifting off to sleep last night when I rea...


Fuck. I’ve been feeling weird for a couple weeks now. I don’t even know what it is. It’s definitely not as extreme as dissociation, but there is definitely a degree of separation in my brain that...


December 03, 2018

DePhoMo 2 in Public

TOO LAZY TO RE-UPLOAD THIS PHOTO SO HERE https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq6wbqLlLfr/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ezxp974s0djc BYE


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