Quick entry in Chunky giblets

Blah blah bollocks. Chris Rock is in trouble for making jokes and I don’t see the fucking problem. DiCaprio won an Oscar and I’m supposed to give a shit. I don’t. My tent is an enormous bastard of a bat cave and it’s awesome. I get a new phone tomorrow because I fucked the screen yet again and in a couple weeks I’ll have a shiny new netbook to fuck with. Febreze is magical stuff. I’m typing this out on my girlfriends iPhone and dear merciful Christ it sucks.

Well. That’s all.