williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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Three mice in OD
Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are. The first mouse says, “I’m so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison.” He ...
Why I’m agnostic in OD
Originally posted in Athiest Unders Ur Bed’s diary. “Hi! My online name is Lady Joss. I was a Christian, but am now agnostic. “I took up this challenge, as I had never really put into words wh...
I’m in films! in OD
Well, sort of. Courtesy of The British Movie Name Generator Four Lady Josss and a FuneralFour Weddings and a Funeral (1994, Mike Newell) Kind Lady Josss And CoronetsKind Hearts And Coronets (...
The Dummy’s Guide to Rigging the Charts in OD
This is a step-by-step guide to causing anarchy in the music world of Britain. The plan is to overthrow the pop community in the charts with the smaller bands community. The current trend in the...
Barely coherant ramblings. in OD
I spoke to Karen last night. She recieved my letter. We have agreed to put it behind us. Course it did not help that my mum tried to reassure Karen that I generally don’t phone people much. ...
I feel bad. in OD
Yesterday, I got a letter from Karen. In it she reminded me that we promised to keep in touch after I got to Middlesbrough. And I have not really done that. So she thought I was letting her d...
More Australian coolness in OD
From Ananova: Man will argue in court he has right to “moon” A man from Australia’s Gold Coast is to claim in court he has a constitutional right to “moon”. Lawyers for James Albert Ernest T...
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A few things. in OD
!) A new on-line game for you. Click here for it. “) From the “you could not make it up” file. From Ananova: Shoplifter caught with frozen drumstick in his pants A shoplifter who stuffed a...
Interactive create-a-survey in OD
I decided to write my own survey. Then I changed my mind. And came up with this idea. Below I will post 5 questions and my replies. The idea is, if you decide to use this survey, you add up ...
Terry Pratchett speaks in OD
All taken from posts to alt.fan.pratchett A true beanie should have a propellor on the top. This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic. I mean, I wouldn’t pay more th...
I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don’t know how to do it, and wouldn’t be any good at it if I did, so I’m going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It wou...
I always call it ‘Tour Flu’, because two or three weeks in hot bookshops with hundreds of people usually produces an ailment of some kind. Going on tour is like a box of rare diseases — you neve...
If your happy and you know it… in OD
Sing this to the tune: “If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands” If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.If the terrorists are SaudiAnd the bank take...
New film quiz thingy. in OD
This is inspired by one of the rounds at the quiz in the Union this week. I give you a list of pairs of actors. The last actor from the previous question is the first in the next. The whole t...
Yoinked from Corbeau in OD
The Ultimate Literary Questionnaire 1. Which book(s) are you currently reading? A book called Random Factor. I can’t remember who wrote it. 2. What book(s) did you read last? The Day Of T...
It’s obvious they are brothers. in OD
From Ananova: Jeb Bush sends congratulatory letter to loser Jeb Bush has mistakenly sent a letter of congratulation to the loser in an election. Mr Bush, who is governor of Florida, sent the...
An Open Letter to the President in OD
An Open Letter to the President of the United States of America Mr. Bush: Good morning sir. Like you, I am a father and an American. Like you, I consider myself a patriot. Like you, I was ho...
More trouble for Disney in OD
Artist’s Estate Sues Disney Over Origins of Epcot Theme Park The Associated Press Published: Nov 19, 2002 ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) – An artist’s estate sued Walt Disney Co. on Tuesday, claiming th...
The evil entry (look at the number) in OD
Dr. Niles Crane: She’s the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far. Fraiser God: The Devil and I have a deal: I get them until they’re 12, he gets them until they’re 20. God, The Devil and Bob Dr....
Danish radio station hires pigs in OD
From Ananova A radio station in Denmark has hired two pigs to help them celebrate Christmas. The Japanese pot-bellied pigs have been hired by P3. The pair will wander around the station for t...
Yoinked from Karma Girl in OD
Pets: One dog Piercings: Toungue. I used to have my ear pierces years ago. Tattooes: Not yet. But I plan to have the Chinese for vampire tattooed onto my right shoulder blade. Bed time: Ab...
Austria launches bid for Mickey Mouse copyright in OD
From Ananova. Austria has launched a tongue-in-cheek attempt to claim the Mickey Mouse copyright after discovering a picture of the Disney character on a medieval fresco. The 700-year-old Aust...
Heroic Failures in OD
These taken from The Return Of Heroic Failures by Stephen Pile. Fastest Failure in a Driving Test Untill recently the world record was held by Mrs Helen Ireland of Auburn, CA, who failed her d...
I’m back full time after finally getting my internet access sorted out. So prepare for some insanity :¬) Though, to be honest I can’t think of anything to say. It’s graduation week at Uni thi...
