williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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One for the Scots in OD
Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar. The first one said he was going to p*ss him off bigtime, and he walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder. “He...
Found this in an email I was sent. in OD
Bush has managed to get the US injunction against assassinating foreign leaders revoked. Anyone still think Saddam is going to be captured and put on trial?
I am a published writer. in OD
Thats right. Online magazine Useless-Knowledge.com have put my A New Cultural Revolution? article on their site. So, go read. And my thanks to Peter_24601, who also writes for them for helpin...
Caine spills the beans on Italian Job ending in OD
Tania Branigan Tuesday March 4, 2003 The Guardian It was cinema’s greatest cliffhanger. But now Michael Caine has blown the gaff on the ending of The Italian Job. More than three decades a...
Thousands of Americans want to… in OD
…oust their president. The anti-war one, that is Duncan Campbell in Los Angeles Tuesday March 4, 2003 The Guardian Pressure is growing for the president to lose his job because of his unco...
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER in OD
by George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question as...
A new cultural revolution? in OD
By William Forbes 16th February 2003. Im sitting in the Students Union waiting, with the rest of my team, for the quiz to start. One of my friends came in, walked up to me and shook my hand,...
Let’s get Manic in OD
This is yoinked from Pomplemous. Using only ONE band’s lyrics answer the following… I’m using the Manic Street Preachers. 1. Are you a male or female? I wish I had been born a girl and not...
Bush has his knockers in OD
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy wal...
DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2003 in OD
SCOTLAND DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2003 HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL GLASGOW REGION Name??????????????. Nickname????????????. Gangname????????????. 1. Shuggie has bought half...
Review a review! in OD
I normally only do this to anonymous notes but… There is a new diarist on the go called Rater Bitch. He/she/it seems to have serious self esteem problem as it (I’ll just say that for ease) lik...
UN inspectors asked to investigate football club. in OD
Central Reservation Affiliated Press: Today there was an appeal for UN weapons inspectors to investigate Manchester United Football Clubs dressing room. Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, wh...
France demands return of gift. in OD
Central Reservation Affiliated Press: France shocked the world today by demanding the return of a gift made to the American people. In a statement released earlier today, the French government...
From ananova.com in OD
First of all:Bush ‘as great a threat to peace as Saddam’ A survey has found people consider George W Bush as great a threat to world peace as Saddam Hussein. The online poll compiled by YouGo...
In my entry about the protest, I promised photo’s of the people I walked with. And here they are: Lindsay’s peace sign. Beth’s peace message. Charlie and Linda with Myra Says sign. The sung...
‘Bond girl’ formula revealed in OD
Mathematicians have worked out the scientific formula for the perfect Bond girl. Experts at the Science Museum say she is brunette, brown-eyed, British, 5ft 7ins and boasts the vital statistics...
Zygote has written an entry about the demo yesterday. And this is mine. Setting:time: 5:00 GMT. Place: main entrance to Albert Park, Middlesbrough. Weather: cold. Very cold. There’s frost ...
Blair warns marchers of ‘moral choice’ in OD
From ananova.com: The Prime Minister has warned of the “moral choice” facing thousands of anti-war protesters expected to rally in London on Saturday. He compared the democracy in Britain with...
Yoinked from Pomplemous in OD
1. Divulge something most people here at FOD don’t know about you. Come on. Cough it up: I had skin grafts as a child. 2. Recall an interesting fact of your childhood: I remeber my dad taki...
Insanity or death? in OD
This is fucked up. It is. From ananova.com: Killer can be executed because drugs make him sane A US appeal court has ruled that a mentally ill man who has been on death row for 25 years is ...
The nominations are released: ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLEAdrien BrodyNicolas CageMichael CaineDaniel Day-LewisJack Nicholson ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLEChris CooperEd HarrisPaul NewmanJohn C. Reill...
Hi hi hi there. in OD
Time for another revamp I think. How are you all? It’s been a while. I’m fine. I tried dyeing my hair red, but I’d cut my hair too short and so ended up dyeing my scalp. Ach well. I’ll try...
Notification Of Compulsory Enlistment in OD
Under the Emergency Powers Act (1939) as amended by the Defence Act (1978), you are hereby notified that you are required to place yourself on standby for possible compulsory military service in...
by Philip Levine for Ichiro Kawamoto, humanitarian, electrician, & survivor of Hiroshima They spoke of the horse alivewithout skin, naked, hairless,without eyes and ears, searchingfor the ...
Digging a plot in OD
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son ...
