williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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2002’s Best (Actual) Headlines: in OD
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? ...
Yoinked from Corbeau in OD
1. If you were a smurf, what smurf would you be?: I would be Depressed Smurf, sitting in the corner sulking. 2. If you could be any animated character, which one would you be and why?: Ren from...
LITTLE BILLY in OD
LITTLE BILLY ON …GETTING OLDER Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eatin...
Work, damnit.
BfC debate. in OD
In my last entry I stated that Bowling for Columbine deserves to win the Best Documentary Oscar because it has started debates. I would like to offer the following exchange of notes between mys...
About Bowling for Columbine in OD
Last night I went to see the film Bowling for Columbine. You can read my review here The “cinema” where it was shown (actually a lecture theatre which can be used to show films as well) was pa...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”? Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that ca...
Happy birthday in OD
Today’s celebrity birthdays include:Snooker commentator Dennis Taylor, 54Author Julian Barnes, 57Racing driver Jensen Button, 23Actor Michael Crawford, 61Former UN Secretary-General Javier Perez...
THE PARANOID CELTIC SONG in OD
(to the tune of If you’re happy and you know it) If your team can’t beat Kilmarnock, blame the refIf John Hartson is a diver, blame the refIf O’Neill jumps up and downLike a mad, demented clown...
For Pete’s Sake in OD
By Joey Sweeney, Salon January 17, 2003 Somewhere in southwest London, at this very moment, sits a computer, the contents of which could either exonerate or condemn one of the world’s biggest ...
Hitchhikers guide movie news in OD
Now, as I’m sure that all of you are aware, I am a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. A huge fan. I have all the books except one, the DVD of the TV series and have even stitched a catchp...
First of all, for your amusement 2: A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, “this sor...
“W e are the mods, we are the mods… in OD
…we are, we are, we are the mods!” Watched Quadrophenia last night. Top film. Welcome back OD! I was getting bored of the blokey with his pneumatic drill. Couple of stories from Ananova.com...
The peoples interview: Lady Joss in OD
Well, it my 700th entry. So it is time, once again, for me to answer your questions. Peter_24601 asked:1) Are you an Elvis or Beatles kind of person? Beatles. Definately. Don’t get me wron...
For your amusement in OD
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. “Hello, Mr. Hussein!”, a heavily accented voice said. “This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in Coun...
Comfortably Numb in OD
Hello?Is there anybody in there?Just nod if you can hear me.Is there anyone at home?Come on, now,I hear you’re feeling down.Well I can ease your painGet you on your feet again.Relax.I’ll need so...
Film Survey – The Directors Cut. in OD
I saw this survey in Wandering Ghosts diary and wondered where I had seen it before. Then I remembered. I wrote it But Wandering Ghost’s version was missing two questions. So, here it is. T...
Happy fuckink New fucking Year in OD
It’s my 700th entry sooon. Please someone ask a question. I’m single. Course Karen could not tell me this to my face. She had hoped to avoid me. I saw in the New fucking Year with her. The...
Piece Of Earth in OD
By Oscar Gonzalez, AlterNet December 23, 2002 Washington, DC (Neuters) Concerned that messages of love and peace may be hampering its War on Terrorism, the Bush Administration is calling on ...
You’re a big man but you’re out of shape… in OD
…for me it’s a full-time job. Name the film. For fun. BTW for those of you who mentioned Patrick Stewart for Dumbledore: it’s a good idea but when you consider that he is rumored to be gettin...
“Bunnies aren’t just cute… in OD
…like everyone supposes!” Yup, I’ve finally seen the musical Buffy episode. Definately worth the wait. RIP Joe Strummer Thanks for the music. Well, I’m back home. Karen’s fine. Dylans as ...
Harry Potter quotes in OD
I went to see Chamber of Secrets today. Yay:¬) “I told you!” Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared down the article. “I told you not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She’s made you out to be some sort of...
Harry Potter 2 in OD
(Professor Trelawney…) “I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth…your dark hair…your mean stature…tragic losses so young in life…I th...
Toddler attends court to deny speeding charge in OD
From Ananova: A mother took her toddler son to court after officials refused to accept they had made a mistake by charging him for speeding. Lawyers, court officials and police fell about laug...
The worst piece of journalism I’ve ever read in OD
From The Sun: Saddam: What a fiasco By WILLIAM SHAWCROSS ARE the UN inspections in Iraq useless? They have been there for ten days and have found no traces of Saddams weapons of mass destru...
