williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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I’m not dead! Really, I’m not! in OD
Sorry I have not written here for a while. Bloody university bloody library messed up my internet access. Wankers. So I’m in an internet cafe at the moment. Uni’s fine. Still wish they had ...
Proud to be Brit muslim in OD
JOE AHMED-DOBSON, the son of former Labour Cabinet Minister Frank Dobson, converted to Islam five years ago. Here the 26-year-old tells The Sun how ordinary Muslims condemn the events of Septe...
An ethical question for you. in OD
Watching Ally McBeal last night, an interesting ethical question was put. I want to know what you think. A prisoner, serving life for murdering his wife, has a daughter who needs a heart trans...
The Spikes 2002 in OD
Just over 1 year ago, I held my first awards ceremony. So, time to do so again. Sit tight, ladies and gentle men. It is time for: The Spikes 2002! Best Scottish diarist:The competiton for t...
A FRIENDLY WORD WITH UNCLE SAM in OD
THE British should be against a war with Iraq not because we are America’s enemies but because we are its friends. Almost one year on from the atrocities of September 11 and the Saudi Arabian a...
And I would walk 500 miles… in OD
Well, OK. More like 12km. Buyt more on that later. On Friday I dragged Karen to a rock night. Shock number 1 for her was when she saw I had painted my nails. Shock number 2 was when she got...
Roy Keane Rhapsody in OD
(…to the tune of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody) Oh dear, I just kicked a manTheres a screw loose in my head,I went and tried to break his leg,Bugger, the seasons just begun,But now, I’ve gone and ...
Teachers criticise BNP school poster campaign in OD
By Ananova The British National Party has launched a competition inviting children to design a poster on the theme that “racism cuts both ways”. It offers a computer game as the prize for the ...
All change in OD
OK be honest. How many of you were confused? Honestly now? Anyhoo, how are you guys? I’m OK. Only a couple of weeks until I go back to Uni and me and Karen are separated. Neither of us are...
10 ways to be the office weirdo in OD
1. While making tea or coffee make the sound of a perculator. 2. When people shake your hand smell it afterwards. 3. Grin and laugh everytime you go into the toilet. 4. Get a bell for your d...
This could possibly be… in OD
…the best law suit ever. Ever. Never mind the law suits mentioned in my last entry. I found out about this while looking round The Smoking Gun website And I had to share it. After laughing ...
THE STELLA AWARDS in OD
Crackpot jackpot winners Donna Watson WE’VE had some really crazy compensation claims in Scotland recently. From the postie who sued Consignia for £5000 when he became too depressed for work ...
Aaron Sorkin is… in OD
…possibly the greatest screenwriter at the moment. It’s a toss up between him and Joss Whedon. You may remember the last West Wing quote I posted here. Well, I now bring you what, for my mone...
PTC best and worst in OD
And now onto my favourite TV watchdogs. American group the Parents Television Council, who think they have the right to tell you what you can and cannot watch, have released their lists of thei...
How is everybody? I’m fine. Things are going well with Karen. I’ve met her folks, she’s met my mother. Her son chased my dog. It’s getting closer and closer to me going back down to Middles...
Over Jim’s dead body in OD
Big companies would pay a fortune to use Doors’ songs in their adverts. But Jim Morrison swore that the band would never sell out, and drummer John Densmore is determined to keep the singer’s sp...
Over Jim’s dead body 2 in OD
If you knew me back in the 60s, you might say that this rant is hypocritical, me having had the name Jaguar John back then. I had the first XJ-6 when they came out, long before the car became po...
**PRESS RELEASE FROM LAST WEEKS P&J*** in OD
Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen this morning when patches of sky took on an unusual blue colour and a ball of fire appeared above the city. The phenomenon, known as ‘The Sun’, and commonl...
And I want you. in OD
Hey there. Just a quick update on me and my life (such as it is). I have not really done that much. Spent time with K. Spent time missing K. Finally told her last night I love her. *Pauses...
Cool Buffy season 7 spoilage type stuff in OD
Courtisy of the lovely, lovely people at Aint it cool news:Looks like Adam will be joining the Master, Drusilla, Faith, Glory and Warren among the villains temporarily returning to Buffy the Va...
Cheery bye! Cheery bye! Cheery bye! in OD
Clubs to quit SPL By Ananova The 10 non-Old Firm clubs have declared they will hand in their resignation after failing to agree with Rangers and Celtic over plans to change the voting structur...
Quote comp – Q5 answer and Q6 in OD
Last weeks quote:>”I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone” I got exactly NO entries. The answer is that it’s said by Dr. Hannibal Lecter in the BOOK The Silence Of The Lambs...
Employment potential could form basis of degree in OD
Education Guardian Polly Curtis Wednesday July 3, 2002 Undergraduates could in future have to prove that they are “employable” in order to obtain a degree, universities indicated today. Th...
Yoinked from Corbeau in OD
Past: First grade teacher’s name: What’s first grade? Last word you said: yesterday Last song you sang: Jackie – Scott Walker Last person you hugged: My girlfriend Last thing you laughed at...
Film quote survey in OD
I’ve created one of these before, but thought I would do so again. Each question is also a quote from a film. So don’t blame me for the swearing. What’s his name? What’s up, baby? What’s up...
