williamthebloody (He/Him) ⋅ 48 ⋅
Going grey Scot living in England. Music fan. More than likely wittering on about stuff you don't care about
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S and me: a dream in OD
You walk up to the door and see a rose stuck onto it. As you go through you realise where you saw that before but I know you don’t mind. You go to a small table covered in rose petals. Delic...
Bad days (advice on how to spot them) in OD
With thanks to Craig Charles. You know you are having a bad day when… …Bruce Willis gets into the lift wearing a dirty t-shirt. …you get so pissed that your heads spinning round and you know ...
My nicknames in OD
Thanks to Cadey for the idea. Willy: The original nickname. Bill: My former work nickname. Will: What I like to be called. Virgil: Don’t ask. Fairmer Broon: I don’t know either. Richard: L...
Love is strange in OD
Alright. In the summer I fell for someone. And I fell badly. But I went and screwed things up because I did not have the guts to tell her I was leaving for University. And so I thought I was...
Influences in OD
Well, from the point of what I want to do with my life it would have to be Paul Britton. He was the guy who started Offender Profiling in the UK. Another influence on my life are the Manic Str...
Going home in OD
Tommorow I go home for the holidays. Normally I look forward to it but this time I’m not. Why? Read my first entry for details. I don’t know how many of you have heard of a band called Runri...
Welcome to Hell in OD
Hello, nice to see you all again. As the more perceptive of you have probably realized by now – this is hell, and I am the Devil. Good evening. You can call me Toby, if you like. We try and ke...
TITANIC: the 5 minute version in OD
(Scene 1) KATE WINSLET: Why, this is a fancy boat, isn’t it? KATE’S WEASELLY FIANCE: Yes it certainly is. Here is the art you asked for. It is by an artist named “Picasso.” I am certai...
First Entry/Bad Week in OD
“In the beginning, when we were winning.” Manic Street Preachers, The Everlasting OK so last week I had my jacket stolen. My mobile phone was in my jacket. As a student living away from home...
survey time in OD
NAME: Will NICKNAME: too many to note BIRTHDAY: 19/01/78 ZODIAC: capricorn GRADE: 1st year at Uni HEIGHT: 5’10’ SHOE SIZE: 7 HAIR COLOR: dark EYE COLOR: greeny-blue with a hint of brown ...