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Run from the Sun like Dracula in Magical Realism
current book Here are the books I’ve read so far this year. They were all pretty good. I haven’t marked any of them with my “best of 2026 tag” but then again I haven’t created the tag yet: Bon...
What I would like to say to you in Magical Realism
You are the Kim Kardashian to my Taylor Swift. Okay not really but you have tried to screw me over in so many ways including recording a phone call where I cried to you and you played it to othe...
Resolved in Magical Realism
I haven’t been great with achieving my goals the past few years, but that never stops me. So here are my resolutions for 2026, including one joke resolution - guess which one: Use up my rema...
2025 in Magical Realism
What did you do in 2025 that you’d never done before? Worked a full year with minimal holiday, minimal eating, minimal shopping and 9 months without alcohol. Did you keep your New Years’ resolu...
August was an odd month. I worked a lot as it was a busy time at work. My work contract was scheduled to end in July but they asked me to stay on through at least late August and said they were...
2025 - 2026 (Part I: Mermaiding, Jakarta & Green Hair) in Magical Realism
We entered 2025 just the two of us after our friends hit a deer on the way to watch fireworks from our balcony. Everyone was okay thankfully but a bit of a weird start to the year. I had stopp...
Why we moved house 5x in 5 months in Magical Realism
Original plan was to sell the Canberra place and ideally find something in Sydney. I thought this would take at least a few months to sell so I booked a month each in Bronte and Bondi to see ho...
2024 in Magical Realism
Yes, it’s mid February 2025 now. Oh well. After all that obnoxious rhapsodizing about moving to Sydney and being back by the ocean again, I have done less open water swimming here than when we...
Exorheic Again in Magical Realism
There is a lake here, on the drive between here and Sydney. Before we moved to Australia I was very excited because on the maps, it looked like a large inland lake at altitude, possibly swimmab...
Domina X in Magical Realism
Funny how everyone found the Dominatrix class so titillating but no questions about the yoni massage? But yes, I took a class and wasn’t just messing with you. But anyway…I’ve always been fascin...
2023 in Magical Realism
What did you do in 2023 that you had never done before? Lived a full calendar year in Australia Didn’t eat, speak, read or use electronic devices for 5 days on an artist’s retreat Became a certif...
It's me, hai in Magical Realism
I felt like I hadn’t updated since 2021 but looking at entries I am not as behind as I thought, yay! Even though my last entries are about Summer of 2021, I wrote/posted those about a year after...
Norway Part 5 - Aftermath in Magical Realism
Arriving home in NYC I was thrilled to be free but was still furious about the entire situation. Seeing the extreme lengths the producers were willing to go through, from forging hotel confirmati...
Norway Part 4 - Truth or Consequences in Magical Realism
The next morning we were woken up by some loud people being dropped off at the hotel entrance. It was our group, shouting and laughing at 10am. After some time we started to hear them through t...
Norway Part 3 - Fjord Explorer in Magical Realism
August 2021, we were on a ship in the middle of a Fjord in Norway. I had been pulled aside from the group and was standing outdoors on the front top deck, barefoot in a bathrobe, bathing suit, k...
Norway Part 2 - Boat Impressions in Magical Realism
After the weirdness at the airport, we all arrived at the hotel (yes with the non-household sharing roommate pairs rooming together per the original assignments.) In the sprinter van we were bri...
Norway Part 1 - NYC to Ålesund in Magical Realism
This entry is about events that happened in August of 2021, about a month after I went to Russia, got COVID, got stuck. (Obviously summer 2021 was a bit of a different time in terms of COVID res...
Twenty Twenty Two in Magical Realism
I’d say I’m a day late and a dollar short with this recap but it’s…February already so guess it’s a month late and $30 short? 2022 was the year I hoped to pull myself out of pandemic slump. It d...
Strawberry Lipstick State of Mind in Magical Realism
It’s a sunny day but I am facing away from the water, sitting cross legged with the laptop in my lap, typing. I don’t have my feet on the floor because our robot vacuum, Jackie, is working. I a...
Democracy Sausage in Magical Realism
I think the last time I wrote was on a Wednesday too. There is something about going into the office which is usually Tuesday for me, that makes me appreciate a leisurely morning, including a di...
New Life Activate in Magical Realism
I woke up early this morning and looked out on the lake at sunrise. Rosy pink skies, glassy flat grey water at dawn, and two hot air balloons gearing up to fly, one red, one blue. Fell back asle...
Gazumped in Magical Realism
We arrived in Australia in late March, still a little shellshocked but overall life has been really good. We were incredibly fortunate in our process as we received special global talent visas t...
September Currents in Magical Realism
current book Right now I am half through The Salt God’s Daughter. On paper this book should be right up my alley (magical realism, ocean themes) but I haven’t gotten into it. It’s kind of like ...
The Book of Lost Friends in Magical Realism
. . . . TW: brief, non-detailed mentions of death, cancer, rape, suicide . . . . I’m going to ignore that I tried to get back into the swing of things here again but then it’s been 4 months. And...
Locked Up Abroad: Part 3 - Escape from Irkutsk in Magical Realism
After testing positive for COVID, I was a bit shellshocked. A lot of the others were in disbelief too, but it made a weird kind of sense to me. I don’t think we even knew at the time that you c...