Pusscat5862 ⋅ 60 ⋅
Age 60. Female. Happily married. Animal/women/disabled/earth/LGBTQ+ supporter. Working f/t self-employed. 100% Atheist. Loves teddy bears, horror/psycho books and films, Monster drink, PG Tips tea. Hates any sort of coffee including in food, discrimination/cruelty to animals. Weird sense of humour! I'm on Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram: @stickybear5660
IDENTITY by Thomas Bailey Aldrich.
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I have this friend who is absolutely lovely, in her 70s, but she could get multiple gold medals in moaning! She told me this morning she’d been down to see the doctor that early morning becau...
I Am A Proud Serial Killer! in I Can't Stand Them!
The countless thousands of flies I’ve killed off over the years by tins of Raid, walloping them with a towel, fly swatters, plonking a heavy drinks coaster on them, clopping with them books, ne...
Weirdest and most ridiculous laws from history. in Killing Myself Laughing!
Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...
Weirdest and most ridiculous laws from history. in Killing Myself Laughing!
Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...
In Spar Yesterday With Husband in Killing Myself Laughing!
The lady on the till asked ‘’Do you want a bag?’’ and the old fart replied ‘’No, I brought my wife!’ The till lady didn’t know where to put herself as I died laughing!
I Can't Believe Someone Nicked It! in Killing Myself Laughing!
At our self-employment work we live in the attic flat and the next 3 floors down is the kitchen/shower room and an office then on the ground floor is my shop and a work room. We had a long-hand...
Thanks A Bunch, Bumholes!....NOT! in BAH HUMBUG!
For the both of you blowing your cancer stick fags in my face as I passed you in the street yesterday! My skin clothes and hair were reeking of your disgusting drugs and I had to stay that way...
After Watching YouTube... in BAH HUMBUG!
MrBallen etc. remind me never to become a forest or park ranger!
Silly Cow! in BAH HUMBUG!
Yesterday I had a physical catalogue from a company I sometimes buy from online as I can’t get to their physical shop because they’re miles from me and I don’t drive. The item I wanted to order...
Sniping Old Bag! in BAH HUMBUG!
I don’t know what made me think of it as it happened years ago and I’d forgotten about it but I’m 59 and when I was a small kid in 1970 I was sent to the local corner shop for something. I was v...
Stroppy Sue! in BAH HUMBUG!
I upset Stroppy Sue yesterday! She’s one of our neighbours, I’m guessing her age but I’d say late 60s or early 70s. She’s nice enough and quite pleasant but she’s **SO PIGGIN’ NEGATIVE! ** She...
We Know We Shouldn't Laugh! in Killing Myself Laughing!
Last night in bed I was laying on my right side and hubby was also on his right side. Our little cat was sat on his pillow above his head, as hubby turned over to his left side, as he grabbed t...
Happy Wedding Anniversary in YES YES YES!
to my gorgeous hubby, Mark! We were officially married on 17th February 2011 and been together since September 2007! I absolutely worship him and he knows it! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gj-oIMI...
OMG! We're So Happy! in YES YES YES!
Our little cat used to love sleeping in bed with us, sooner or later she’d get in and snuggle down, singing away and kissing and cuddling us then for some unknown reason she completely stopped f...
When You're An Adult .... in I Can't Put It Down!
anyway but feel like one proudly carrying a Brita bottle in public! https://static.wireclub.com/images/Z6y9CEYx_qffGmbJ0/Mjc3LDYwMCxBQUFBQUNBRHd3WTEtNA2
Hubby Made Me Cry With Laughter This Morning! in Killing Myself Laughing!
About 2am we were in the kitchen after both getting up desperate for a drink, we decided on Nestle Nesquik Strawberry. We have on the worktop 3 tubs of Banana and 3 of Strawberry. He set the...
HA HA HA! in Killing Myself Laughing!
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and a...
I'm Currently... in Killing Myself Laughing!
obsessing over watching the gaffe’s and bloopers of Prisoner Cell Bloch H! I’m on Part 21 so far! There’s some hilarious mistakes in there!
They've Arrived! in YES YES YES!
Yesterday morning I ordered 5 lots of clothing from a well-known supermarket here in the UK. I paid £4.95 for next day delivery, coming by Yodel deliveries. The company are brilliant and kept me...
Storm Eowyn in YES YES YES!
Here In The UK Is Great!
Ratbag! in Killing Myself Laughing!
Last night at dinner I was trying to have that and read my Love It! magazine but hubby kept interrupting, putting me off reading! After 3 minutes I gave up and plonked the magazine down on the ...
My Hubby Is Still Ill... in BAH HUMBUG!
With this weird bug we thought was a cold but it turns out to be some sort of Covid strain. I started off with a cold but couldn’t get rid of it, even a month later I still felt really weak, b...
NEVER... in Killing Myself Laughing!
kiss your honey when your nose is runny. You may think it’s funny but it’snot!
Regarding My Post ''The Boss Is Back In Town!'' in BAH HUMBUG!
The man in his 60s who owns the shop and had heart surgery just before Christmas then a stroke just after has decided he won’t be coming back as he wanted too. The shop is now officially sold ...
Another Rough Night! in BAH HUMBUG!
Menopause .... bastardpause as I call you, BE GONE! I was in agony with it again last night and it made me feel like I’d eaten full balloons for dinner! Somewhere around 4 this morning my hub...
