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Has another cold on her. She’s been sneezing repeatedly and all gooey all night and this morning. We hate having to leave her alone to go to work but we can’t not go. She was laying on the hea...

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On the 15th May our little cat was sleeping on the top end headrest of the settee, it was about 11:05pm and while hubby was in bed snoring I was sat at my desk in the livingroom reading and guzz...

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At work yesterday and my husband went out to do a bit of shopping at the local shops and he found our friend, Karen and they started talking to each other stood on the pavement outside the Disab...

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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated direc...

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I have this friend who is absolutely lovely, in her 70s, but she could get multiple gold medals in moaning! She told me this morning she’d been down to see the doctor that early morning becau...

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The countless thousands of flies I’ve killed off over the years by tins of Raid, walloping them with a towel, fly swatters, plonking a heavy drinks coaster on them, clopping with them books, ne...

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Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...

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Here’s a few gems (and some are shockingly still technically valid!): In medieval England, it was illegal to die in Parliament. (Helpful… because what better way to respect the King than not dro...

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The lady on the till asked ‘’Do you want a bag?’’ and the old fart replied ‘’No, I brought my wife!’ The till lady didn’t know where to put herself as I died laughing!

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At our self-employment work we live in the attic flat and the next 3 floors down is the kitchen/shower room and an office then on the ground floor is my shop and a work room. We had a long-hand...

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For the both of you blowing your cancer stick fags in my face as I passed you in the street yesterday! My skin clothes and hair were reeking of your disgusting drugs and I had to stay that way...

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MrBallen etc. remind me never to become a forest or park ranger!

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Yesterday I had a physical catalogue from a company I sometimes buy from online as I can’t get to their physical shop because they’re miles from me and I don’t drive. The item I wanted to order...

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I don’t know what made me think of it as it happened years ago and I’d forgotten about it but I’m 59 and when I was a small kid in 1970 I was sent to the local corner shop for something. I was v...

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I upset Stroppy Sue yesterday! She’s one of our neighbours, I’m guessing her age but I’d say late 60s or early 70s. She’s nice enough and quite pleasant but she’s **SO PIGGIN’ NEGATIVE! ** She...

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Last night in bed I was laying on my right side and hubby was also on his right side. Our little cat was sat on his pillow above his head, as hubby turned over to his left side, as he grabbed t...

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to my gorgeous hubby, Mark! We were officially married on 17th February 2011 and been together since September 2007! I absolutely worship him and he knows it! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gj-oIMI...

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Our little cat used to love sleeping in bed with us, sooner or later she’d get in and snuggle down, singing away and kissing and cuddling us then for some unknown reason she completely stopped f...

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anyway but feel like one proudly carrying a Brita bottle in public! https://static.wireclub.com/images/Z6y9CEYx_qffGmbJ0/Mjc3LDYwMCxBQUFBQUNBRHd3WTEtNA2

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About 2am we were in the kitchen after both getting up desperate for a drink, we decided on Nestle Nesquik Strawberry. We have on the worktop 3 tubs of Banana and 3 of Strawberry. He set the...

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A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and a...

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obsessing over watching the gaffe’s and bloopers of Prisoner Cell Bloch H! I’m on Part 21 so far! There’s some hilarious mistakes in there!

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Yesterday morning I ordered 5 lots of clothing from a well-known supermarket here in the UK. I paid £4.95 for next day delivery, coming by Yodel deliveries. The company are brilliant and kept me...

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Here In The UK Is Great!

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Last night at dinner I was trying to have that and read my Love It! magazine but hubby kept interrupting, putting me off reading! After 3 minutes I gave up and plonked the magazine down on the ...

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