I Am A Proud Serial Killer! in I Can't Stand Them!

The countless thousands of flies I’ve killed off over the years by tins of Raid, walloping them with a towel, fly swatters, plonking a heavy drinks coaster on them, clopping with them books, newspapers and magazines, standing on them, drowning them, and any other way I can! Normal size, tiny size and those terrifying helicopter types!

And there’s STILL loads of the nasty little bastards flying around our flat!