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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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oc31 in idea barrages
1.) One of the fundamental moves in Red Square Dancing is the do-si-dosvedanya. “Now take your comrade, do-si-dosvedanya and then pravdanade!” 2.) Sometimes I feel like a boxfan set in opposition...
oc30 in idea barrages
1.) If you post a lot of selfies to instagram because you’re insecure, is that instacurity? 2.) I’ve been singing the Fox Sports fanfare to Ollie “Litt-le DOG, Litt-le DOGGG, Litt-le DOG, Litt-le...
keyword: passage, title: between firmament and stars in misc. flash fiction
I’m no longer afraid of flying. Oh, it all still bothers me, the empty security theater, the seats designed for humans a foot shorter, the bleary soft-shoe shuffles in passage between flights, th...
oc29 in idea barrages
1.) The worst cars, however, get awards from J.D. Weakness. 2.) If the aliens turn out to look like watermelons, I don’t wanna be anywhere near Gallagher the day of first contact. Or, at least, I...
oc28 in idea barrages
1.) Those commercials that pretend to end and then come back three or four times are probably effective the first time but after that, they are almost impossibly grating. 2.) McEshers! Where the ...
oc27 in idea barrages
1.) I like to believe that the ghosts in Pac-Man are the ghosts of the previously dead Pac-Men and it’s all a metaphor for… something. 2.) Twitter’s toy store is called “LMFAO Schwarz”. 3.) The ...
oc26 in idea barrages
1.) Joe Buck pronounces the title of the new Harry Potter movie like he is about to puke saying it. 2.) Sometimes you lose faith. Sometimes you say “there is no way reality-competition shows coul...
oc25 in idea barrages
1.) REAL TALK: the third Stooge was always the same character, he was just a timelord that regenerated between Curly/Shemp/Curly Joe/etc. 2.) Your band that covers terrible late 90s/early 00s rap...
oc24 in idea barrages
1.) The only good thing about “Saw” was imagining all horror movie titles in the past tense. “Nightmares That Occured On Elm Street”. “Child Played”. “Screamed”. 2.) Most of the time, yes, saying...
city, like a lover in poetry
it is one thing to see a big city a legendary city, a storied city one of the centres of the universe growing smaller in your rear-view towers of light shrinking fading blurring with mot...
oc23 in idea barrages
1.) Difficult watching Dr. Who without my pop tonight. Had to tap out, do some cleaning to try and pull myself together. 2.) I feel like Equestrian events would be 500% more popular if they were ...
oc22 in idea barrages
1.) A cartoon about Elmer Fudd trying to hunt deer called “Buck Fuddies”. 2.) Your all-woman metal band will be called Aimee Mannthrax. 3.) I am forever surprised when the British manage to pron...
oc21 in idea barrages
1.) Any time I see people putting videos online bragging about their gym/balance/parkour stunts, I want to shake them and say “NOW YOU’VE LEFT A PAPER TRAIL AND CAN’T BECOME A COSTUMED VIGILANTE,...
oc20 in idea barrages
1.) Whoie Mandel. Whatie Mandel. Whereie Mandel. Whyie Mandel. Whenie Mandel. Howie Mandel. 2.) YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANSON, LIKE I STARRED ON CHEERS TODAY, DANSON (woo) DANSON (woo) DANSON DAAA...
oc19 in idea barrages
1.) You can’t spell “snow” without “NO”. 2.) That brief window of time when going on youtube and pretending a bad movie or video game could drive you crazy could count as a career, that was a hel...
I asked Frank how he was able to function here, even with the curse making him seen as a person instead of a sasquatch, even knowing his education in human studies. “You took classes about us,” I...
the way we're headed in poetry
we can see clouds from the other side now from over the top in a passenger jet-plane as if the cotton-balls beneath our feet were the firmament of an Earth instead as if th...
oc18 in idea barrages
1.) An open world Manos The Hands of Fate game called GRAND THEFT TORGO. 2.) Look up specific soup recipes on Google using a bullion search. 3.) Well, the Mets have found their excuse for not sp...
I’m no longer afraid of flying oh, of course, it still bothers me all the security theater that does nothing the seats all designed for some human being a foot shorter and a hundred...
oc17 in idea barrages
1.) Surviving in prison takes the courage of your convictions. 2.) UNPOPULAR OPINION: there are many combinations of hot sauce and chicken that are much better than chicken wings, it’s just that ...
oc16 in idea barrages
1.) I vaguely know that Ariana Grande is a pop singer but I have no idea who Pete Davidson is supposed to be other than her (possible) ex-boyfriend and it seems like I’m the better for this. 2.) ...
for a limited time in poetry
we’re all just living in the wreckage of our lives we’re all just looking for kisses and high-fives we’re all just being like bees from dead hives we’re all ...
between the bars in poetry
the monsters locked down in the basement to keep the children safe in the night look up at the little slivers of light coming down through the cracks between the planks that form the...
now and again in poetry
the past was a terrible place to live but the good news is everyone was used to it so they thought it was all just normal the now is a terrible place to live but the...
oc15 in idea barrages
1.) REMEMBER (that) THE ALAMO (was a bunch of white American douchenozzles rebelling because Mexico outlawed slavery) 2.) Already having a Bard College and a Sage College, New York State really n...
