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When the going gets weird; the weird turn pro — Hunter Thompson I had that as signature thing on my yahoo account. After about a month the GF complained as one of her conservative friends charact...

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I have an excuse for why I haven’t been writing here this week; I’ve been joining the rabble on facebook. I didn’t mean to imply it was a good excuse or a just excuse or one I’m proud of. Amidst ...

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So I was reading this article from some Jewish advocacy site online and they were going off on Trump for neglecting to mention 6 million dead Jews on Holocaust remembrance day, that would have be...

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I sincerely apologize for any crazy shit I might have typed that seems somewhat tolerant of the orange thing that has usurped my country and both Greek and Jeffersonian constructs of Democracy. I...

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My niece, no, not that one, the other one, said something a bit surprising the other day. I don’t think it was original, it could have been, it was surprising that she said, although it was self-...

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Yay! I got my first prosebox troll and/or flamer! Just to make sure I know what I’m talking about here’s the urban dictionary definition, oh, wait, one of several; A person who, on a message for...

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https://go.cause-central.com/ttf-fc-optv1 I don’t know about y’all, but this, the, hopefully, above link, shows up in my feed at least twice a week. Ok, the Free (plus shipping and handling) rebe...

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She’s hitching up her pants, standing at the burger king, hairy and mad, pulling at her choke t get a little fuel in. He’s down to the Harmony throttling an eight ball, ten on the table long long...

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I want to tell y’all a story. I’m too fuzzy for that so I’ll type other stupid shit because I need to maintain the discipline. I replaced my old fitbit when I joined the gym. Heh, not really caus...

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Today was the fifth visit to the gym, always 48 hours apart, and the first visit I went by myself. There are some good reasons for that … wait, no, well, yes, but no … I just mean she had other t...

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A week into gym membership, or, rather, a new week, going to work out in a few. 48 hours, so far, between workouts. I feel good, then sore, then good again. I was listening to someone talk about ...

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“Hey, honey, I’m home.” “Oh, hi. How was work?” “You know, same old same old, killing aliens, blowing shit up, taking kid’s cows for magic beans. Rep from Gamedog showed up today.” “Yeah, anythin...

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, people who live in meat houses shouldn’t throw cleavers and people who live in hair houses shouldn’t throw matches. I just live in a regula...

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An entry or two back I wrote about an incident in high school where this guy fell through a plate glass window tilting a pinball machine. I tried fitting other shit in there and failed to mention...

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I live in an attic, still, and I, my metabolism and I, tend to run hot, but shit, if you count the windchill, it’s been in single digits. Single digit. Single digit below zero degrees farenheit. ...

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Slept in until the crack of six forty something. Yes, a song from seventy five years ago was paraphrasing in my head “Hell Hounds in my Bed, Hell Hounds in my bed”. Robert Johnson y’all, sold his...

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I’ve never actually said New Years Resolution Schmew Schmears Schmesolution, but I may have said Resolution my hairy hebe ass, give or take a hebe. The short version being my blood is jewish enou...

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I played with my daughter and grandwhelp yesterday, he’s such a funny little thing. We decided to meet at movie madness because it’s so dang close to her new pad and then we were going to go wand...

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Facebook has me linking memories to dead OD. I almost pasted it there, where, you know, there would be some thumbs — I actually read through and think Facebook is too genteel for this; January 1s...

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It’s a gray New Year’s Eve day here in the middle of the mitten. I used to write shit about the previous year or the coming year; shooting for profound often missing the target altogether. In rel...

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Feel a little weird about tossing videos at the bottom instead of quotes at the beginning. Gotten used to my trademarks, the song quote, disembodied, out of context, seemingly unrelated (though, ...

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I’ve seen a fair number of movies this year, a handful of them were even good. That song up there wasn’t in any of them. Funny how that happens. That one year every movie had Jeff Buckley’s vers...

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Of course the traditional flash friday holiday is halloween, but you know, either way someones stockings are ending up on the mantle. “So, what’s it like, eating brains? Do you get … aroused?” “A...

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Fruit of the poisoned tree. That’s one of the cooler phrases us regular folks don’t get to bandy around much. It’d be a cool name for a band or nickname for the ex-in-laws. Shit. This keyboard ...

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Facebook does, or has been doing, this share your memories thing where they take something you posted on the same date and show it to you and ask if you wanna repost. Most of you net-wise sophist...

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