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Going all biblical on your Ass in Flash friday, August 9th 2013
Prompts provided by Pit-bull Felonious, underboss to Pit-bull of the Steppes leader of The Pit bulls of Babylon Gang. Respect. He should have fed them also with the finest of the wheat: and wit...
Worthwhile in Normal entries
G and now Florentine and perhaps others are doing these one word prompt things. I could cut and paste the link here, but I won’t. You need to go read; I’ve yet to see a bad example. Today’s word...
All the Kings Horses in Normal entries
First off; No, I don’t have anything better to do. I mean sure I do, I could work on a cure for cancer but so could you. I have a better excuse; you couldn’t possibly be less qualified than I am....
Bullet holes in the mailbox in Normal entries
She said why don’t you come see me When the sun goes down It’ll be just like the old days When I used to let you hang around Well I don’t know I might not speak the language anymore I’ve bee...
Give it a name in Normal entries
Jimmy the Saint from Flatbush, went to seminary but lost the calling … give it a name --- Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead And his friends call him Jimmy the Saint --- Springsteen Just i...
The first covenant (Now with 25 percent more Gravy!) in Normal entries
I was writing something else; I got tired of it. I can only wallow in my own gravy for so long before I need a shower. My little sister told this story at the first wedding she performed. I almo...
Huh in Normal entries
You know what's cool about prosebox? I don't have to face the title Ramblings From Oregon and decide whether or not to change that. Oh, and lots of other things, I'm sure, are cool about prosebox...
I wrote the damn entry and you want me to name it too? in Normal entries
I’m not sure I’ve changed much in the going-on-one-full-year since I arrived on these lack of shores. That’s not really a good thing. I mean the obvious and simple changes are evident; no dogs, w...
The State of the Dawg; Prosebox in Normal entries
I’m in this sort of mild disagreement with someone here, I mean Ecclesiastes7:8 --- not trying to be cryptic, it’s all public. I have been trying hard to behave myself here, but, you know, shit, ...
Almost the other side of this day, have mercy only 29 more to go in Normal entries
Yeah, it’s been that kind of day. I’m aspiring to restlessness but I think forlorn is the right word. At least it starts with the right letter. I was trying to hunt down the phrase Our Beloved Re...
August in Normal entries
Sometimes when I look at this journal, or, you know, that one, I feel kind of stupid. It is an opportunity to document things. Last week this Indian (like from India) cardiology intern was explai...
Because I don't have real life lurkers on prosebox in Normal entries
This one goes out to the one I love; this one goes out to the one I left behind --- REM Last day or two I’ve been feeling pretty beat down. No particular reason, or no reason that hasn’t been do...
8/02/2013, a flash in August second, 2013, a friday, a flash day
write a flash about a babysitter. "the meek shall inherit the earth" barbaric, fondness, corrupt purple, snail, hammer taters, fog, hobby "He's lying....
Trad. in Normal entries
I am a poor wayfarin’ stranger, a travelin’ through this world of woe There ain’t no sickness, toil or danger in that proud land I’m bound to go --- Traditional (no matter what website might tell...
Something for you in Normal entries
I meant to write something for you; a love letter or a story of small dead things, the image of a small girl smiling her dark curls stuffed into a cloth cap or dried leaves between the pages of a...
Barbaric, fondness, corrupt Those are my prompts. Use them or don’t; it doesn’t matter. If you don’t use them they’ll be used anyhow. Some words come and go and if you don’t use them now you’ll ...
Facedancer in Fiction that has nothing to do with exercises
“Skinwalkers. Old legend from around here, these days it’s about people who can look like anyone else, but it used to be they killed people and wore their skin.” A couple of the kids eyes were s...
What're ya gonna do? in Normal entries
Two waitresses’ s diverged in a wood, Lulu and Mavis I being of a different bent took the waitress less travelled … Oh though I were lost and asked the lord to save us I’ve miles to go before ...
Stuff about Things or things about stuff in Normal entries
Was in a hilltop village They gambled for my clothes I bargained for salvation and they gimme a lethal dose I offered up my innocence and got repaid with scorn “Come in,” she said “I’ll give you ...
cherry coke, black gauze, marble --- G (that’s amygdala’s gangster name) I think it’s her prompts “It’s not a Reuben without marbled rye” she bitched “And wrapping a tarot deck in black gauze do...
“So, um, you want a big lebowski t-shirt?” “I don’t know, that’s a pretty intimate question.” “I suppose, but do ya?” “Why doncha just fuck me?” “Oh, ok, that’s even better, but I still have ...
Shameless, hammer, spoon, Alcibiades, mom --- Nash Prompts. I call her the seahag. My kids call her mom. One of her political opponents called her Alcibiades. She bowed out of that race; a volun...
Crosspost Kvetching in Normal entries
There’s an advantage to prosebox I was not expecting, ok, so I didn’t really have much expectations at all, it was more of superstition number; I was asked three times, twice anonymously and once...
Propensity, Obsession, Kidney Those are your prompts. I’ll leave them in notes in select central geographic locations (e.g. San Salvador, Beirut, Mecca, Christchurch, Barrow, Fresno, Tuscany) or...
The way I roll; downhill hill with a stiff wind. Crosspost in Normal entries
First comes the Haredawg related business, well, journal business, which you shouldn’t care about and yet you do for some reason. This is not a criticism, it’s the foundation of journaling in a p...