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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Uptown Funk in Hello
I’ve felt empty all day. These days happen where I call it being in a funk. Even went for a walk this afternoon to try and clear my head. I see Dr. Gilbert at 10 tomorrow morning. Need my meds r...
Instacart 🤦 in Hello
I don’t know what licensing deal you signed, but don’t use my favorite King Khan & BBQ Show song for you commercials. I’ve seen them twice live and they’re amazing, not advertisements.
Dutch Has A Plan in Hello
Title is a reference to Red Dead Redemption 2. How’d court go? Well, the lawyer got my judge switched to the one who runs what they call mental health court. First I need to see my psychiatrist...
Dr. Manhattan in Hello
I feel this…
Three In One Day? Huzzah! in Hello
So much for getting groceries. Her arthritic leg is acting up and my gout foot aches, walking is difficult. We did do our bank/pay bills crap and I bought us lunch a Big Papa Gyros. I am stuff...
7:35 AM (I Don't Want To Be An Adult Today) in Hello
Need to drop off paperwork at the Medical Mall, do some banking, drive mom around to get groceries. Then court tomorrow. I’m pretty sure you could stick a lump of coal up my butt and get a dia...
Depression Sleep in Hello
I’ve been asleep all day. No energy. I did eat some egg drop soup. I’m nervous about court but I’m trying to stay positive but it’s so difficult. I’ve been talking the new friend about it to help...
12:33 AM (Saturday Edition) in Hello
Okay, technically it’s 1:33. Forgot about DST. Stretched out watching the Psych marathon on HMM and dicking around on Reddit. I finished (finally) The Amazing Maurice. Funny book and now becau...
When One Door Closes in Hello
Break in through the window. Last night, even though I felt like crap and had the shakes, turned out really good. I made a new close friend. Tonight will be chicken pot pie. Still awake sinc...
First not off the sauce in a week. Of course I can’t sleep. I’ve not read anymore on The Amazing Maurice however I did best God of War: Ragnarok. Odin kills Thor when he refuses to kill me. T...
What The Hell Did I Eat? in Hello
Acid reflux. Haven’t had it this bad in well over a year. I’m spitting fireballs over here! Antacid and more ice water is in store. Plus, I need a good back scritchin’. I’m itchy.
That Time I Wanted To Join The Marines in Hello
When the Armed Forces lowered their standards I seriously thought of joining the Marine Corp. They are hardcore badasses. I still find myself watching boot camp videos. As a guy who has been ...
I KNEW IT! in Hello
Despite my better judgement I kept talking to Reddit girl. Just a few minutes ago she asked for $100 to keep her internet on. Now I’ve uninstalled the app I was using and blocked everything else…...
I want to lay on my stomach and have a cat or two stretch out on my back and make biscuits aka knead on me. It’d feel great right now. Breakfast was Cheerios with sliced bananas. Twas great.
Ron DeSantis Is Coming... in Hello
America is so fucked....
Late dinner, grilling burgers. Got some sour cream and onion chips. Y’all come eat. We ran a bunch of errands today then came back home where boredom set in so we made a trip to Target. They’r...
I feel fucking awful. Woke up at 2:30 AM royally hungover. Yeah yeah stop drinking. Live my life for a day (with my memories) and wonder why you’re still alive. Cue the cat: Smokey just laid ...
Today I... in Hello
Tried Korean short ribs for the first time at Viethouse. Oh my god they were succulent! Came with steamed rice, cucumber slices, sliced carrots, two slices of tomatoes and lettuce. Will defini...
It’s too early for me to be awake. 😁 Seriously, I’ve had crap sleep all week. I could go for a breakfast burrito, glass of orange juice, follow up glass of water and about four more hours of sle...
Figures... in Hello
It’s either a guy or a bot fucking with me on Reddit. That’s not cool to play on someone’s loneliness. Ex Machina broke my heart for the geek who was played by the A.I. robot. I want to watch...
Gosh Darn! in Hello
The sausage and three bean soup was delicious but my god the heartburn. Tomatoes effing kill me sometimes and there was a whole can in it, seasoned with basil, garlic and onion. I like garlic b...
Lazy Night in Hello
Been sleeping on and off today. Mom is not feeling well at all and hurts all over. I keep telling her to take a nice hot bath. A girl from Reddit messaged me last week. We been chatting dail...
Tonight is number three I’ve been in the throes of vodka. Look up the lyrics.
My income tax came in Friday so I treated mom out to Ichiban last night. We both ordered filet mignon and scallops. We split a rainbow roll, the meal came with miso soup and a salad, fresh vegg...
Achy Breaky Body in Hello
My gout toe still hurts. The last three days, mid spine and to the left, has been hurting where I coughed hard and pulled a muscle. Heating pad and Icy Hot ARE great, I just wish it’d go away. ...
