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New Years Resolution
I’ve never made one before because I usually don’t care. Have been thinking a lot lately. I will wake up sober and not hungover tomorrow. I’ve had a year relapse, I’ve gotten it out of my sys...
Use The Force...
Rogue One is the best Star Wars experience I’ve ever had in the theater.
Funny-ish UPDATE!
When you call your doctor to make an appointment and without telling your information they already know it is you. Either they have caller ID or they recognize me over the last 15 years of going ...
Beggs 'N' Achin'
I slept on the couch last night and now my lower back wants to emancipate from the rest of my body. It hurts terribly.
Danger Room
I wish I had the X-Men’s Danger Room. Filled with crazy holograms and evil robots. I’d go in there right now with a loaded twelve gauge and .45 and blow every last mother fucker away. Long nigh...
Election Day
“Patriotism means supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.’ -Mark Twain “Any government that gets to be too big and successful gets to be a nuisance.: -Rober...
Damn You Walking Dead!!!
If you saw tonight’s episode you’ll know what I mean.
4:05 AM
I had reached down to pet my Rosie kitty and when leaning back up slammed my head into the wall. Had just taken two Aleve’s as well to help with the relaxing into bed. Now my head feels like it...
For A Moment I Was Happy
Just came across an article from yesterday that said that Donald Trump was quitting the race and only did it as a joke to prove how stupid and gullible republicans were. Alas is was a fake. sig...
The Blood Drains Like Devil's Rain, We'll Bathe Tonight
Outside the shop at 11:30 AM, already a line. They open at noon. My artist Caroline doing her magic. Final product. I’ll post another image when it has healed up. There is an amazing amou...
M.I.A.
Oi, log in to find 15 updates. This is what happens when you don’t get on for a week. When I get home from work about midnight the last thing I’m thinking about is my laptop. Usually will eat ...
C'mon You Apes! You Wanna Live Forever?
I’ve finished four books in the last two weeks. Fucking love my job. On second shift the super doesn’t care what you’re doing as long as you’re by your machine and it is running. So…I’ve been si...
Fun?
At 2:28 to 2:29 on the big screen you’ll see a guy in a green hat, with a beard, and a weird tied died cat shirt. That’s me. Third row orchestra pit. Almost dead center. The VIP section actual...
Me: "I'm Dying"
Eric: I’m dying harder me: I’m dying harder than Bruce Willis Eric: I’m dying at a depth that may surprise you… Those are usually the first text messages Eric and I share with each other…give ...
Late Up And Go
Damn, I didn’t realize I haven’t signed into PB all week. I come back to 15 new entries and 5 new comments. That’s the joys of working days and having your night time limited. The new job is ...
HUZZAH AGAIN!!!!
They called me back yesterday afternoon. I start Tuesday morning. :-D
HUZZAH!
Second interview went well. Basically met with the HR lady and BS’ed for a few minutes. From there went and took my wiz quiz (drug test) to which I tested positive for crazy (HA) but negative f...
Second Interview
Got a call back from the company on Wednesday asking me to come back for a second interview. I was dancing around on the phone in front of a nurse at a computer, the rest of the staff, a line of...
Two Months
I wrote exactly two months ago. Bah. Let’s see…got the job at Lowes beforehand, put in two months there before I quit because it was a shit job. The night I decided to quit I applied for a mach...
Sicko
Rose managed to get into the garage two nights ago and hide well. She finally came out last night but I was super worried about my fluffly kitty. Spent the majority of yesterday and LATE last ...
Happy Birthday To Me...Bah!
Yes, today is my birthday. Have been dreading it all week. I don’t know why. Now here’s Youtube. I’m 33 today so I find this one fitting. And lastly how I feel today. Move along, move alon...
Merc With A Mouth
Just got back from seeing Deadpool. My ass is still at the theater from where I laughed it off.
Can't Sleep
5:56 AM I’m tired but can’t sleep. My wrists itch SO bad that I want to chew them off, heh. I know, they’re healing. Spent the better part of the last two nights catching up on TV watching and...
Farting Blood
Speaking of farting blood, I ate some enchiladas with extra jalapenos a little while ago for dinner. My bed will smell funky in the morning. Speaking of tomorrow, I have an interview with Lowes....
T-A-C-O-C-A-T OH TACO CAT!
I laid in bed last night starring at the ceiling through the darkness questioning my existence. Blurred by nightmares again. Something has got to give. Reality or my perception of it…
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
