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General update of my life
Hi, how are you? Good to hear it. Me? I’m stressed. Do you realise that I have 4 assesments to hand in between now and christmas? None due in this week, one next week, one the week after an...
I should really be doing coursework
But instead I’m quoting you lot. me, me, me. i love reading me! [norahrose] well, not so much. [norahrose] RYN: I like garbage and that it a line that continuously swims around my mind! Th...
I should really be doing coursework 2
RYN: I’m writing the last bit of the story now. RYQ: I was on a combination of things; acid, speed, cocaine, witchety grubs, champagne, dog poo, aardvark snot, and a chair. Mostly, I was on a c...
Now I MUST get down to work
First off: did you get your user name from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. If so, you’ve gained my respect. If not, it’s still a cool name. Secondly, this is the first entry I’ve read of yours. AWESO...
Male seeking advice…
Right, heres the thing. I am planning to go and see Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back next tuesday. (Through a deal with my university union, I get to see it for a quid :¬) ) Now I know that one...
Your just as psychotic as me.
Hello. Welcome to more insane ramblings from the mind of Will. What have I been up to? Uni work. (In theory). Last night I watched Miss World. What? I had my reasons. Which you will find...
Trivia comp – question 8
Last weeks question:According to Life, The Universe And Everything what is the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? Before I start an apology: I may have got the wrong book. ...
Two door survey
This is copyright William the Bloody 2001. Throughout this survey, imagine you are on front of two doors. You have to choose one to go through and your life will be changed according to your c...
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster — Terran Version
I got this here Gargle Blaster recipe using Terran ingredients During their travels through the galaxy, the galactic hitchhiker will sometimes find that some item that is desired may be unava...
Quote comp – quote 16
Last weeks quote:“The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?” First answer was supplied ...
An update.
Not much has been happening with me. I’ve still got a shitload of university work on. It’s getting to the point that I’m going to go madder. I can already feel my brain shutting down. I may ...
I’M GLAD I’M A MAN
This entry and the next two, I found when sorting through my email files. This entry and the next one were originally one email, but I decided not to tempt the OD character limit. Enjoy. I’m ...
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMAN
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am.I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections.I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions.I don’t...
Euro-English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which is the other possiblity. As part of the neg...
We’ve laid the cables and the wires.
Well, tonight’s the night. I’m going to see Harry Potter and the Philosiphers Stone. I’ve seen an ad for it on the telly and it looks fucking amazing. Expect a review tomorrow in my film revi...
Trivia comp – Q7
Last weeks question:According to Nick Cave, every ballad should end with what? This one stuped you lot. I did not get a single right answer. But the competition for answer of the week was clo...
Job interviews – do’s and don’ts
Preparing for the interview:Do:plan your route well in advance.Don’t: think “Fuck it I’ll find my way there on the day.” Then end up completely lost and five minutes late.Do:Wear suitable cloth...
Quote comp – quote 15
Last weeks quote:“E.g., i.e., fuck you! The point is this: When I say “jump”, you say “OK”, okay?” First answer was supplied by Rodge:Mad eh? Well then take this matey… Ray Barboni says it in ...
Another stolen survey
Yoinked (again) from purple_mage. I see: dead people (sorry, I could not resist) I need: sleep I find: research methods boring I have: too much uni work I wish: the person I love loved me b...
The peoples interview 2 – William the Bloody
Yup, it’s my 400th entry. So I answer your questions. I swear a couple of you are on drugs. Rodge kicked things off with:Do you agree with Deep Thought that 42 is the answer? If so, why? Yes...
Stop! Thief!
Yes, it’s another stolen survey. I stole this from purple_mage who yoinked it from someone else. Three things you’d eat on the last day of your life:1) Spag Bol2) My grandmothers broth3) Chees...
Nokiagame
I’ve had a few notes asking what Nokiagame is. So here goes. Nokiagame is a multimedia adventure. Completely. You do not need a Nokia phone to participate but you do need a mobile phone. Me...
Bill of No Rights
This is a brilliant piece of satire, written by Lewis Napper. I found it at snopes “We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblan...
Game on.
Yup. As from tomorrow, I am officially taking part in Nokiagame. I got a call today to confirm this. Is anyone else taking part? Perhaps we could help each other out. Also, I have a poster ...
Trivia comp – Q6
Last weeks question:Richard Harris took the role of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter films after being told what? Damaged Woman answered first:“It was my granddaughter Ella, who’s 11 years old, a...
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