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We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!
The Weasley twins (who else). Well, I did it. I got me a ticket for one of the preview screenings of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. I’m going to see it on the tenth. I can’t wait. ...
And he loves the son of Sam
This is a cool music survey I nicked from Rodge. Who wrote it. Music Lovers Survey 1. When listening to music, do you prefer the chorus or the verse?No preference, to be honest. 2. Have you ...
And in the safety of the night…
Well, the presentation is over with. We got quite good feedback, which is amazing. Although we did fuck one bit up. I just wish the bloody thing was part of an assesment rather than just for ...
Quote comp – quote 14
This was last weeks quote:“Grey would be the colour, If I had a heart.” First to answer was Polter-Cow:Nine Inch Nails, “Something I Can Never Have” Next was Ailouros’ Mirror:Gah! I’m always s...
Student funnies
Taken from coolsigs.com along with the next few entries (I will tell you when they stop). There you are, sitting in the computer lab, probably working on a term paper (or supposed to be working...
Trek humour
Kaden thought of the old Klingon proverb: Fool me once, shame on you: fool me twice, prepare to die. Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise. Borger King: Have it our ...
DRINK!
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you can’t pronounce it. Beer – So much more than just a breakfast drink. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! Remember I before E, exce...
Book quotes pt 1
This is the last of the coolsig entries. Please note that I did not select these quotes. *Constance nervously bites her thumbnail* Tybalt: Do you bite your thumb at me sir?! Constance: No! I j...
Book quotes pt 2
“It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute’s Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realiz...
Photo Jenny
I’m in a mess, I’m in a dressThere’s nothing from here till tomorrow morningHow will I get there?I don’t do drugsAll my friends are on their holidays I go outside, it’s not so badI saw my frien...
Urban dogends
This refers back to the idea I came up with for this entry. It is a copy of the urban legend which inspired the idea. I got this from Snopes.com who rock. A supposed assignment actually turne...
Turban leg-ended
Don’t ask what the title is about. Finally got my bit for the presentation finished. The actual thing is tomorrow. You should have seen me bouncing around when I finally found something conne...
Coolest guy ever competition entry
norahrose She rocks. She keeps telling me that I rock. And she runs a ‘coolest guy ever’ competition. So this is my entry for aforementioned competition. I have to do something creative. I...
40 Ways you know you watch too much wrestling
1. You walk into church and high five people in the pews as you walk down the aisle. 2. You purposely blade yourself while shaving. 3. Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask for h...
Angry blonde
Well, more like laid-back, sanguine blonde. Yup I dyed me hair. Last night and this morning. Cost me near £10 for the stuff I needed. (Pre-lightener and colour.) It’s not quite the colour I...
The tipsy, the reeling and the drop down pissed..
I’m going to dye my hair today. I’m going to go into town and buy the stuff to dye it the same colour as Spike. Mainly because I want to. Partly for this fancy dress party on Wednesday. I’ll...
Anya quotes
Taken from buffyguide For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower b...
Goose stepping twelve stepping tetotalitarianists
I have decided to give up drinking for a week. Part of the reason is money. Another is as a detox thing (still gonna smoke though). The main reason is that I am tired of waking up in the morn...
Trivia comp – Q5
Last weeks question:“Crouching tiger hidden dragon” is a quote from Chinese mythology. What does it refer to? Polter-Cow was the first to answer:From what I read, it’s something about hidden po...
My head explodes and my body aches…
…but that could just be because I’m still slightly drunk. Remember that girl I originaly asked to go see CT,HD? (go here for a reminder) Well I bumped into her earlier today. She still wants...
Note quoting as procrastination pt 1
Check this out. How the (al)mighty have fallen. Sounds like a good working hypothesis. [NotKieran] I always wondered why it was that you did these notage quotage entries. Aside from the funn...
Note quoting as procrastination pt 2
The Red Bull I mean, not the armed robbery! *moves eyes in a shifty “I’m-trying-to-be-inconspicuous-and-look-innocent” type of way* [Oribeth] Hey, I wanna try this Red Bull stuff. Sounds great...
Note quoting as procrastination pt 3
First time this has ever gone on to three entries. i’m not horrible? oh, thank you so much! and if i were even on the same continent as you, i’d totally never ditch you…you’re too cute for tha...
But part of the deal is for you to feel something
Well, I phoned her last night. The phone had not even rung once when she hung up. One of my friends has told me I should try again, but do I look fucking stupid? Why is this getting me down s...
Quote comp – quote 13
This’ll be why I’m having a crap time at the moment :¬) Last weeks quote:“Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They’re just an...
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All my old OD entries