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How To Confuse SANTA CLAUS!
Something else I found online and decided to share. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he’s in the ...
Quote comp – quote 19
Last weeks quote:“Bitch, what you don’t know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon.” First answer was supplied by norahrose:Silent Bob said that to J in Chasing Amy duri...
Catch you with my death bag
Well, what have I been up to? Not a lot (shock). Housemates cute sister has gone back home :¬( Never mind. Also, I cannot believe we have another nine bloody weeks of Pap Idiot left. STOP T...
Tell me…
I have the poll in my DD. I have the poll diary. So this is a mini poll. A pollette if you will. I got the following note in my last entry:Was this a bunch of typos or just dumb shit noone c...
George Harrison – RIP
Maybe I should have written this yesterday, after I found out. But it is easier for me now. I was first introduced to The Beatles aged about 14, when I watched a programme about the making o...
Within You Without You
We were talking-about the space between us allAnd the people-who hide themselves behind a wall of illusionNever glimpse the truth-then it’s far too late-when they pass away.We were talking-about...
Trivia comp – question 10
A reminder of last weeks question:How many films have won all five major Oscars: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, and Best Screenplay? I got one answer from Sci-Phi:Three:...
I have found heaven
It is in Middlesbrough. And it is called Forbidden Planet. I could spend hours in there, despite the fact that the Buffy figures look nothing like who they are supposed to. I am going to colo...
You want an update?
Well, here you go. What have I been up to? Well, I went to see Jay and Silent bob Strike Back last night. Good film. Check out the review for more details. I also found this site. Now, ple...
Madness.
I got these two things here Forget petrol – this is serious A group of militant alcoholics have blockaded a brewery in Sheffield, South Yorkshire in protest at “the exorbitant tax imposed on b...
Quote comp – quote 18
Last weeks quote:“Let’s get a taco” Rodge was the only one to answer:Man Will, this is getting easier by the week! It was Mr White in Resevoir dogs, after Mr Orange askes what’ll happen if the ...
How to annoy 7-11 emlpoyees
This takes up the next few entries. I got this here I’ve worked in a zillion different convienence type stores and gas stations and I know what used to piss me off so this file is fairly accur...
Screwing Your Store Out Of Millions Of Dollars
56.Your manager probably didn’t mention this, but all of your friends’ get special discounts! Twelve packs of beer are seventy five cents, fountain drinks and Slurpees are only ten cents, candy ...
Films/polls/film polls
As my Brittish readers will no doubt know, Channel 4 were showing a programme called “The 100 Greatest Film Ever” over the weekend. The films were “voted” for by Channel 4 viewers. Here are th...
Going Where You’re Not Supposed To
It’s hard for a 7-Eleven to make money, especially with people like us in this world, therefore they are usually understaffed. If there’s only one person working the swing shift (the 4:00pm-Midn...
Gas Stations
31.If it’s a self-service station, the cashier hears an annoying BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP… when you lift the gas nozzle and push the lever up. The cashier is supposed to look outside, take note of th...
Surviving Graveyard Shift
This section is for the 7-Eleven employees. As anyone who’s worked it knows, graveyards are the most boring eight hours of your day. At about a customer an hour, there’s not a whole hell of a lo...
Proven Ways To Get Yourself Shot
48. When being robbed at gunpoint, be a real sarcastic smartass to the guy holding a gun in your face. Make fun of obvious things such as his weight, facial scars, etc. 49. If that doesn’t wor...
What Porno’s Would Have You Believe…
I found this online. What? I did. Stop looking at me like that. I’ll hide *Runs into the corner to hide from accusing stares 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. ...
The Top Ten Vampire Myths
Most vampire myths come to us from the Dark Ages, when science was in its infancy and people looked to religion or superstition to explain the world around them. While many vampire myths have th...
The Vegetable Freedom Front
Before I start a couple of websites. This one proves that the internet can be dangerous in the wrong hands. And this one is a perfect demonstration why they call the ’70’s the decade that time...
Trivia comp – question 9
Last weeks question:Up untill the middle of season 5, how often has Buffy been bitten by a vampire? First answer from purple_mage:I know that she was bitten once, but she managed to heroically ...
Top Ten He Said She Said
I got emailed this by my sister and thought it would amuse you lot. Besides, it beats doing coursework. 10) He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said...
Differences between men and women
My sister also emailed me this. Nice to see the strange sense of humor runs in the family. THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE ESPECIALLY THE LAST STATEMENT NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and...
Quote comp – quote 17
Last weeks quote:“What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men?” I got one answer. That was from Rodge:Cordy in Angel, series 1 Simple pimple >>>>>N...
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