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With thanks to amused.com REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 21, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the...

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Cheers to Jessicalea for the idea. Hmmm lets see… Song 2 – Blur: reminds me of home. If I feel down I just listen to this and think of mad night out in my favourite nightclub. Smells Like T...

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Well, that were a waste of £45 and a few hours. Last night was my university’s May Ball. So I get there (after about half an hour on a coach) and about all they are playing is dance music. Th...

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Contributed by: AndyB A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning o...

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This is for everyone who, like me, is facing exams soon. To the tune of “I will survive”, enjoy…… At first I was afraid, I was petrified! Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision gui...

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Lets get wierd… …I dont promote violence… …Willow from BtVS is SOOOOOOOOOOO cute… …I just severed a main vein… …typos are col… …Dr! replace that IV liquid with lager… …you laughing at me?...

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This is stolen from mud puppy. 1) Are you over 18 years of age? If not do you still wear a diaper? Yes. 2) Do you smoke? If you do smoke did ever smoke your cigarette all the way down to the...

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I cannot for the life of me remember where I got this from. Suffice to say, I did not write it but thought you lot might like it. See you on the flip side. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Vassar ...

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You walk up to the door and see a rose stuck onto it. As you go through you realise where you saw that before but I know you don’t mind. You go to a small table covered in rose petals. Delic...

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With thanks to Craig Charles. You know you are having a bad day when… …Bruce Willis gets into the lift wearing a dirty t-shirt. …you get so pissed that your heads spinning round and you know ...

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Thanks to Cadey for the idea. Willy: The original nickname. Bill: My former work nickname. Will: What I like to be called. Virgil: Don’t ask. Fairmer Broon: I don’t know either. Richard: L...

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Alright. In the summer I fell for someone. And I fell badly. But I went and screwed things up because I did not have the guts to tell her I was leaving for University. And so I thought I was...

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Well, from the point of what I want to do with my life it would have to be Paul Britton. He was the guy who started Offender Profiling in the UK. Another influence on my life are the Manic Str...

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Tommorow I go home for the holidays. Normally I look forward to it but this time I’m not. Why? Read my first entry for details. I don’t know how many of you have heard of a band called Runri...

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Hello, nice to see you all again. As the more perceptive of you have probably realized by now – this is hell, and I am the Devil. Good evening. You can call me Toby, if you like. We try and ke...

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(Scene 1) KATE WINSLET: Why, this is a fancy boat, isn’t it? KATE’S WEASELLY FIANCE: Yes it certainly is. Here is the art you asked for. It is by an artist named “Picasso.” I am certai...

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“In the beginning, when we were winning.” Manic Street Preachers, The Everlasting OK so last week I had my jacket stolen. My mobile phone was in my jacket. As a student living away from home...

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NAME: Will NICKNAME: too many to note BIRTHDAY: 19/01/78 ZODIAC: capricorn GRADE: 1st year at Uni HEIGHT: 5’10’ SHOE SIZE: 7 HAIR COLOR: dark EYE COLOR: greeny-blue with a hint of brown ...

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